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  • hey everyone how's it going it's been a

  • while since we've had a hishe review and

  • since I'm kind of in between episodes

  • again that means it's a good time to

  • make one. So you want to talk some

  • guardians of the galaxy? Let's get to it

  • Guarding... Guarding the galaxy

  • getting into some spacetastrophe...

  • Spacetastrophe? That's not a word.

  • Ok moving on. Guardians of the

  • galaxy vol 2 is the sequel of what is my

  • personal favourite section of the

  • massive cankle universe. Oh you thought I

  • forgot about them cankles. Well I didn't boy!

  • it's another fun shoot them up

  • space adventure! If you enjoyed the first

  • Guardians then this movie has more of

  • the same stuff you love everyone is back

  • star-lord is back Gamora is back Drax is

  • back Rocket is back a little baby Groot

  • is back. It's full of comedy it's got

  • more music more space battles it's got

  • some new faces! It's got new colorful

  • locations. And it's all centered around

  • the mystery of Peter Quill's true

  • parentage. Everything you want out of a

  • guardians tale! Except for any answers

  • leading to the upcoming infinity war

  • it's got everything except that! But that

  • didn't bother me. I was not disappointed

  • in the least. I totally enjoyed the film

  • and it left me wanting more. I highly

  • recommend seeing this one in 3d if you

  • can. I don't always like saying that. 3d

  • doesn't always make a movie better but

  • this time I felt the art design and the

  • visual effects made the 3d experience

  • especially fun. So I say it's worth it.

  • So my short review for this movie which I'm

  • finding I say in all of my reviews is go

  • check it out! I wonder what movie I'll

  • actually be like no don't check it out

  • don't see it dude. Turn back! Save

  • yourself! Stop supporting this garbage!

  • anyways. Go check out guardians!

  • It's super fun so if that's not enough of a

  • sales pitch. Or if you've already seen

  • the movie and want to hear the rest of

  • my thoughts on this subject then let's

  • talk spoilers

  • Spoiler Warning

  • We're gonna talk about the movie

  • So turn away!

  • Heeeeey

  • *cough*

  • gosh... probably lost a lot of people on that one.

  • But spoilers from here on out!

  • what did I like about

  • the film um is it okay to say everything

  • is that it is that enough of a review?

  • NO! that's too high praise stop kissing

  • the Guardians butt geez! Okay

  • I'll break it down. I love the design of

  • this film the character design the ship

  • interiors the clothes they wear there's

  • so much artistic design everywhere and I

  • just love it. I also love the comedy

  • there is a lot of comedy this movie

  • Drex is especially hilarious almost to

  • the point where I see people calling the

  • movie a little too self-aware but I

  • didn't mind this at all

  • I mean I don't like my movies to be like

  • over-the-top silly but I feel like

  • Guardians gives you just the right

  • amount. Plus I think guardians also knows

  • when to pull back and let a character

  • have a really sad moment so I think the

  • jokes are really solid. If I had to pick

  • a joke that was a stretch it was the

  • Taser face bit. But I still laughed

  • during the whole sequence so I mean it

  • wasn't a deal-breaker for me at all

  • let's talk characters. Did you like the

  • little baby Groot with his little

  • hands and little face and his little eyeballs no

  • I hated it

  • no I'm kidding of course baby Groot is

  • perfect it's almost sad to know that

  • after this movie baby Groot will have

  • outgrown his cute adorable stage because

  • we want more! Babu Groot was precious and

  • hilarious! The scene where he is being

  • sent to fetch Yandu's head fin and keeps

  • bringing back the wrong thing had me

  • rolling. I actually preferred the baby

  • Groot to the old Groot. But we'll have to

  • see if teen Groot is more entertaining

  • "I am Groot!" What did you think about mantis?

  • Mantis is the new innocent character who

  • exposes everyone's emotion which we

  • already saw in the trailers

  • I touch someone I can feel their

  • feelings you feel Love! Mantis is really

  • sweet she sets up some really great

  • scenes and the running gag of Drax

  • thinking she's ugly is hilarious with a

  • team that's so tough and sarcastic she

  • brings a great balance of emotion.

  • I really liked mantis.

  • did you like nebula

  • I liked nebula mostly because I like

  • Karen Gillan

  • hey Amy Pond! Where you going all

  • super tall? However, I did think her and

  • Gamora's fight was way over the top

  • this time I hate you Raaaa and they shoot

  • bullet to each other and she's like "Be my

  • sister!" and Gamora's like "I am your sister

  • you crazy!"

  • and it's only cool and their beef is

  • resolved moving that relationship

  • forward. There's a lot of relationship

  • building happening in this movie and it

  • usually happens in pairs

  • I mean rocket even says with Yondu what

  • a pair are we? Anyway.

  • My favorite part is easily

  • Yondu floating down shouting "I'm Mary

  • Poppins Yall!" that whole moment was just

  • beautiful. Yondu is kind of the hidden

  • gem in this movie for obvious reasons

  • but I really liked how he bonds with

  • Rocket and how Yondu is made into an

  • honourable father figure to Quill and

  • even given an epic send-off I thought

  • that was really cool.

  • I got this new thing called iPod there's like a

  • bazillion songs on it!

  • okay so they give

  • star-lord

  • an mp3 player not an iPod but a Zune

  • just to be different or more likely

  • because Apple is very expensive

  • anyway when quill started playing the

  • Zune I was sitting there thinking if

  • they play song about butts right now I

  • am going to freak out and scream

  • We made that happen!

  • I don't want to claim that we influenced

  • gems gun on that little joke but I'm

  • just gonna enjoy pretending that maybe

  • we did what did you think about Kurt

  • Russell I thought everyone was cool in

  • this movie I liked Kurt Russell

  • the young Kurt Russell face effect was

  • pretty awesome

  • Disney is really showing off that

  • Fountain of Youth Benjamin Button

  • software

  • they've got weird as for Kurt Russell /

  • egos motivation in the movie I didn't

  • love that so much

  • he's like I'm your dad Peter and by the

  • way I killed your mom because I love

  • being a planet so much more you

  • understand the star was like oh that

  • makes me so mad I'm gonna take the form

  • of pac-man right now! Which is where the

  • final battle got a little wheels off for

  • me so I guess I should just start the

  • what I didn't like portion of the review

  • don't worry it's it's not very much

  • I didn't find this sovereign part of the story that

  • interesting in the overall scheme of

  • things. I like the arcade style design of

  • their drone ships but I didn't really

  • buy their rage on the whole Guardians

  • gang. I know they say they take offense

  • really easily but it just didn't seem

  • consistent. In the first scene star-lord

  • is hitting on Aisha like,

  • "Hey we should do it... for science."

  • she's like "hmm yes please!"

  • A nd then rocket steals her

  • batteries she's like "Murderer them!"

  • I feel like that's a little extreme now I

  • know what you're thinking sounds like a

  • typical girl's reaction to me!

  • And don't stereotype that's rude

  • anyways I wanted a little more depth

  • from the sovereign side so they're after

  • credit scene with the whole atom project

  • just felt like all right I mean this is

  • all because of batteries? You could have

  • just called star-lord the second they

  • went missing. Right? What else? Where is

  • the infinity stone stuff? Does that even

  • matter right now?

  • Does the collector matter does any of

  • that matter? I mean Howard the Duck is

  • still around. Where's the infinity stone

  • stuff? Glenn Close apparently got it on

  • lock so don't you worry about that!

  • Until it's time to worry. Still not my time

  • about it those are my only complaints

  • and they're barely complaints.

  • what was the point? To be awesome and hilarious

  • space ships hot aliens but it's also a

  • story about hidden feelings or the

  • unspoken things. Most of the characters

  • in this film appear one way on the

  • outside but are feeling something

  • different on the inside.

  • they're tough on the surface and soft in

  • the center just like egos planet brain

  • everyone is hiding their feelings

  • it's the reveal of those true feelings

  • that make this story have weight. E go is

  • hiding his true intentions from Peter

  • Gamora isn't admitting that she's really

  • a dancer. Nebula wishes she had a sister

  • but keeps fighting Gamora

  • Yondu calls out Rocket for concealing

  • his feelings because he does the exact

  • same thing. One of my favorite moments is

  • when Drax tells mantis about his

  • daughter. His face is straight without

  • emotion and when mantis uses her ability

  • to feel his emotion she is overwhelmed

  • and begins to cry. Seeing Drax's

  • emotions this way was really moving and

  • I really appreciated that scene. It also

  • makes all of Drax's practical jokes in

  • the movie feel like another way he's

  • using to deflect his true feelings. All

  • of the scenes where everyone finally

  • gets real with each other and expresses

  • that they actually care is really cool

  • It's almost like everybody needs to feel

  • loved and be part of a family.

  • Everybody except Ego

  • Wouldn't you know it ego is all about me me me.

  • So what do they do?

  • It's like when you drop the ego, whether it's your

  • personal ego, or your crazy planet

  • god father named Ego, then you can learn

  • to value life and be with the more

  • important things that could already be

  • standing right next to you.

  • the ones you love.

  • Pretty dope if you ask me.

  • okay those are my thoughts on guardians

  • of galaxy vol 2 let me know what you

  • thought of the movie in the comments

  • below if you loved if or it bothered you

  • I want to hear your thoughts

  • so leave me a comment we are getting

  • started on how vol 2 should have ended

  • and it's probably going to be a big one

  • so please give us some patience it's

  • going to take some time there's going to

  • be other videos that come out before

  • then but don't worry

  • how Guardians the galaxy vol 2 should

  • have ended is in the works. That's all