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  • (audience applauding)

  • Coming to you from the historic Largo theater

  • in Hollywood,

  • it's Conan.

  • I'm Andy Richter.

  • Tonight, Jane Lynch.

  • And now here is, Conan O'Brien

  • Thank you.

  • (clapping)

  • Thank you very much.

  • Welcome to tonight show, Jane Lynch.

  • Love her, is gonna be joining us,

  • and let me begin by saying we are celebrating Christmas

  • tonight on the Conan show.

  • That's right.

  • Why you ask, are we celebrating Christmas?

  • Because we thought it over and the way things are going,

  • it looks like we might not make it to December 25th.

  • And I love Christmas,

  • and I want to get my Christmas this year.

  • I just don't trust that it's gonna happen.

  • You know, every year, Andy, what do you think?

  • Isn't this the way to go?

  • Yep.

  • Might as well.

  • Yeah.

  • Remember how you've always made fun of me. You were like,

  • "Why do you keep that elf suit

  • in the trunk of your car all the time?

  • Paid off.

  • You know what, you're right.

  • Gotta admit.

  • I didn't think you needed it in your trunk of your car

  • all the time, but Andy, it came in real handy.

  • As you can see,

  • all our cardboard cutouts are in the Christmas spirit.

  • All of them, that took us that took us three hours,

  • and for some reason, $600,000

  • (laughing)

  • to put the hats on those. Yeah

  • I suspect some sort of union shenanigans but,

  • No

  • I'm not asking any questions.

  • This is my hat company's first order.

  • (laughing)

  • Well, congratulations, Andy.

  • That's right tonight,

  • our show is a Christmas show

  • because I just don't think we're going to make it,

  • to the actual day, December 25th.

  • Let's get it in now.

  • And of course,

  • no holiday celebration is complete without a little

  • Christmas music.

  • That's right.

  • I've thought of everything.

  • Here to provide that for us

  • Please welcome the Los Angeles mass children's choir.

  • Jingle bells, jingle bells, ♪

  • jingle all the way. ♪

  • Oh, what fun it is to ride

  • in a one-horse open sleigh, hey. ♪

  • Jingle bells, jingle bells

  • jingle all the way, ♪

  • Oh, what fun it is to ride

  • In a one-horse open sleigh, hey

  • And just so you all know,

  • I too I'm being careful.

  • I've got my Christmas mask right here.

  • These are gonna be big this year.

  • Isn't that great.

  • I love this.

  • These are gonna sell like hotcakes.

  • What do you think, Andy?

  • I think you're gonna make kids cry.

  • You think it's scary?

  • Yeah it's kinda like you're eating Santa.

  • No,

  • I'm vomiting up a Santa,

  • I ate two hours ago.

  • Well, once you tell the kids that that'll be fine.

  • Yeah.

  • Anyway, let's check back in

  • with Los Angeles mass children's choir.

  • Silent night, holy night

  • All is calm, all is bright

  • ♪ (indistinct singing) ♪

  • Man, those kids have a lot of heart.

  • They do.

  • They sound like shit.

  • (laughing)

  • But they've got a lot of heart.

  • Merry Christmas kids.

  • Yeah.

  • Just hoping you didn't stay up to watch the show.

  • Hey, let's check back in with those wonderful

  • Los Angeles mass children's choir.

  • (indistinct singing)

  • It's the masks kids.

  • It's not you,

  • although there were two of you that I think,

  • well, anyway, let it go.

(audience applauding)

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