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(audience applauding)
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Coming to you from the historic Largo theater
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in Hollywood,
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it's Conan.
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I'm Andy Richter.
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Tonight, Jane Lynch.
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And now here is, Conan O'Brien
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Thank you.
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(clapping)
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Thank you very much.
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Welcome to tonight show, Jane Lynch.
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Love her, is gonna be joining us,
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and let me begin by saying we are celebrating Christmas
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tonight on the Conan show.
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That's right.
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Why you ask, are we celebrating Christmas?
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Because we thought it over and the way things are going,
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it looks like we might not make it to December 25th.
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And I love Christmas,
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and I want to get my Christmas this year.
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I just don't trust that it's gonna happen.
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You know, every year, Andy, what do you think?
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Isn't this the way to go?
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Yep.
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Might as well.
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Yeah.
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Remember how you've always made fun of me. You were like,
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"Why do you keep that elf suit
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in the trunk of your car all the time?
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Paid off.
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You know what, you're right.
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Gotta admit.
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I didn't think you needed it in your trunk of your car
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all the time, but Andy, it came in real handy.
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As you can see,
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all our cardboard cutouts are in the Christmas spirit.
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All of them, that took us that took us three hours,
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and for some reason, $600,000
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(laughing)
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to put the hats on those. Yeah
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I suspect some sort of union shenanigans but,
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No
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I'm not asking any questions.
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This is my hat company's first order.
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(laughing)
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Well, congratulations, Andy.
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That's right tonight,
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our show is a Christmas show
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because I just don't think we're going to make it,
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to the actual day, December 25th.
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Let's get it in now.
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And of course,
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no holiday celebration is complete without a little
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Christmas music.
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That's right.
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I've thought of everything.
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Here to provide that for us
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Please welcome the Los Angeles mass children's choir.
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♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, ♪
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♪ jingle all the way. ♪
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♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪
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♪ in a one-horse open sleigh, hey. ♪
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♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
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♪ jingle all the way, ♪
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♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪
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♪ In a one-horse open sleigh, hey ♪
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And just so you all know,
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I too I'm being careful.
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I've got my Christmas mask right here.
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These are gonna be big this year.
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Isn't that great.
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I love this.
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These are gonna sell like hotcakes.
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What do you think, Andy?
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I think you're gonna make kids cry.
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You think it's scary?
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Yeah it's kinda like you're eating Santa.
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No,
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I'm vomiting up a Santa,
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I ate two hours ago.
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Well, once you tell the kids that that'll be fine.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, let's check back in
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with Los Angeles mass children's choir.
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♪ Silent night, holy night ♪
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♪ All is calm, all is bright ♪
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♪ (indistinct singing) ♪
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Man, those kids have a lot of heart.
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They do.
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They sound like shit.
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(laughing)
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But they've got a lot of heart.
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Merry Christmas kids.
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Yeah.
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Just hoping you didn't stay up to watch the show.
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Hey, let's check back in with those wonderful
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Los Angeles mass children's choir.
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(indistinct singing)
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It's the masks kids.
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It's not you,
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although there were two of you that I think,
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well, anyway, let it go.