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  • Ladies and gentlemen,

  • my first guest is known for his subtle work

  • on the NBC show,

  • "Will and Grace"

  • please welcome,

  • Sean Hayes.

  • (applause)

  • believe it or not. ♪

  • ♪ I'm walking on air. ♪

  • ♪ I said I thought I could feel

  • So great. ♪

  • Flying away

  • Oh we're gonna pray. ♪

  • Ooh

  • Believe it or not

  • Its a... ♪

  • Sean Hayes everybody.

  • Thank you Sean

  • Believe it or not

  • ♪ I'm walking on air

  • ♪ I said I thought I could feel

  • So great

  • Flying away

  • Oh we're gonna pray. ♪

  • Ooh ooh

  • Believe it or not

  • Its a.. ♪

  • Yeah!

  • That was very nice.

  • How can I help you here?

  • ( audience applause)

  • You're not coming out of this.

  • Here you go

  • wait, wait, wait.

  • Ha! Very nicely done.

  • Nicely done.

  • This way.

  • (audience applaud)

  • Sean that was incredible.

  • Thank you so much.

  • Sean that was,

  • that was many things.

  • That was dramatic,

  • that was expensive.

  • It also looked incredibly uncomfortable.

  • It was,

  • it was,

  • I'm kind of,

  • I just want to know the,

  • let you know the extra mile that I went

  • for you for that bit.

  • That's nice.

  • I had my testicle surgically removed

  • [Conan] Nice

  • And

  • So we have something in common.

  • Yeah!

  • (laughing)

  • And I just want to show you something.

  • Oh no no no.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh.

  • You're now looking at the,

  • at the inside of my body.

  • (laughs)

  • That's what I did for you.

  • That's horrific.

  • What did you do for me?

  • That's your own part.

  • Now Let's let's talk,

  • there's something important.

  • You,

  • you are from Chicago

  • Actually.

  • (applause)

  • You're a local boy, aren't you?

  • Yeah.

  • You know,

  • That's what you would.

  • Yeah that's what you would think.

  • I'm actually from Trenton.

  • (laughs)

  • You bastard, you lie.

  • Oh come on.

  • (booing)

  • No

  • come back.

  • I'm from the suburbs.

  • I'm from Glen Allen,

  • but I always hung out downtown huh!

  • Yeah!

  • (noises)

  • Go Glen Allen!

  • Cats.

  • Whatever they are.

  • That's sad.

  • One person there and she was just was like,

  • (mimics cat noises)

  • No, you were, you were,

  • weren't you in a band here?

  • You were in a band.

  • Yeah!

  • Sounds From The Stairs.

  • (applause)

  • Exactly.

  • Exactly.

  • In the business We call that

  • pity applause.

  • (laughs)

  • You got a lot of that tonight.

  • Ah!

  • (bangs)

  • (kisses)

  • (licks)

  • I lick the snowball,

  • but now I have super powers.

  • (laughs)

  • So

  • yeah, I was

  • I was in a band that

  • clearly nobody's ever heard of.

  • [Conan] Yes.

  • And I was in it for five years,

  • right out of college.

  • And you know, I,

  • I played keyboards, which, you know, like,

  • the guitar is always very very sexy instrument

  • playing the drums,

  • like the twirl, the thing,

  • you know like,

  • [Conan] You can really like on the guitar,

  • you can rock

  • It's like an extension of your penis,

  • the guitar,

  • Thank you.

  • But the

  • but the keyboards, the keyboard,

  • [Audience member] Keyboard suck!

  • (audience laughs)

  • Scott.

  • How does Scott feel?

  • (audience laugh)

  • [Conan] There we go,

  • more pity applause.

  • You know it's

  • That guy's not in therapy at all.

  • Yeah, no no.

  • Scott's going to be waiting for that guy after the show,

  • he's going to be looking through 3,800 people.

  • Who is he? Come on!

  • And that's going to have a guitar going,

  • dude you want to start a band?

  • So,

  • No, but you know,

  • there's nothing sexy about playing the keyboard.

  • So I'd sit there and think like,

  • I was all cool

  • I got everybody to be in front.

  • I'd be like,

  • (imitates guitar)

  • (audience laugh)

  • You can't win doing that.

  • No that was horrible.

  • You have to compensate for like

  • shaking the ass a lot and

  • moving around.

  • Well maybe you do I don't.

  • Yeah yeah

  • Okay that's nice.

  • Do you miss this town?

  • Do you miss living in this town?

  • I do.

  • You know the thing that I miss most

  • about this this time of the year in this town?

  • A barbecue

  • cause the food is the best in the world here.

  • (audience applaud)

  • It's true.

  • (audience laughs)

  • There's like nine barbecues going on

  • in the studio right now.

  • (audience laughing)

  • Up there these people are just cooking a whole pig up there.

  • (audience applaud)

  • They're just,

  • slowly.

  • No, but yeah,

  • growing up with the barbecues and stuff

  • and like

  • the thing I never understood as a kid

  • was people would be like, Hey,

  • come over for a barbecue and be like, great.

  • It'd be like,

  • bring something to grill

  • and something you liked to drink.

  • And your favorite side.

  • (audience laughs)

  • And its like,

  • Well, I mean, do you want us ,

  • do you want me to bring the grill too?

  • And maybe build the deck to grill it on?

  • (laughs)

  • But I thought maybe I could use this

  • to my advantage out of college.

  • So I just constantly,

  • cause I had no money.

  • out of college,

  • I'd constantly have all these barbecues

  • and had people bring all the food

  • and I'd have groceries for four weeks.

  • [Conan] Yeah.

  • It sounds like a good it's

  • take advantage of people.

  • It seems like that's the lesson you're teaching us here.

  • Yes.

  • Wow.

  • You're a really bad guy.

  • (laughs)

  • What do you do to screw with your friends?

  • (laughs)

  • Just get their credit card numbers and screw it.

  • (audience laugh)

  • I'm more high tech. I'm like,

  • I'll destroy you.

  • (audience applauds)

  • No delete.

  • And now I'm just taking food.

  • You know, we got to take a break.

  • We'll have more of as a Sean Hayes.

  • Stick around.

Ladies and gentlemen,

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