Placeholder Image

Subtitles section Play video

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME

  • PORING OVER THE DAY'S MOST EXQUISITE NEWS FLORA, LOVINGLY

  • ARRANGING THE BIGGEST STORY BLOSSOMS IN NEAT ROWS, TRIMMING

  • THE HEDGES INTO ELABORATE DESIGNS, AND PLACING THE NUDE

  • MARBLE STATUES AT JUST THE RIGHT ANGLES TO CRAFT YOU THE LOUIS

  • QUATORZE-ESQUE GARDEN OF NEWS THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

  • BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES I LIKE TO DRAG OUT A RUSTY, TETANUS-

  • RIDDLED SWING SET, SOME DERELICT CARNIE GAMES, AND A BUSTED OUT,

  • UNREGULATED TILT-AWHIRL, TO CREATE THE "SCOOBY-DOO"

  • SOMETIMES I DON'T GET THE WORD OUT OF MY MOUTH.

  • WHO CARES.

  • "QUARANTINE-WHILE!" YOU ONLY GET THAT WITH A LIVE

  • SHOW.

  • >> THAT'S RIGHT.

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, "A MAN IN TEXAS BUILT A CANDY-SHOOTING

  • CANNON AND A ROBOT TO KEEP TRICK OR TREATING ALIVE."

  • BECAUSE AS A PARENT, YOU SHOULD AND WE ACTUALLY HAVE VIDEO OF

  • THE CANNON AT WORK.

  • >> ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, THAT'S JUST FAMILY FUN.

  • IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN UNTIL SOMEONE GETS

  • BLINDED BY MIKE AND IKE SHRAPNEL.

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, ARCHAEOLOGISTS IN EGYPT HAVE UNEARTHED AT LEAST

  • 59 ANCIENT COFFINS, ONE CONTAINING THE PRISTINE MUMMY OF

  • AN ANCIENT PRIEST MORE THAN 2,600 YEARS SINCE THEY WERE

  • BURIED.

  • ALSO, A SEALED DOOR WAS UNEARTHED WHERE IT IS EXPECTED

  • MORE MUMMIES MAY LIE YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • LET'S MAYBE NOT OPEN THE ANCIENT MUMMY DOOR.

  • WE'VE ALREADY GOT THE PLAGUE, HOW ABOUT WE SAVE A COUPLE

  • CURSES FOR 2021?

  • HUH?

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, M.I.T.

  • RESEARCHERS ARE ABOUT TO START BUILDING A "NUCLEAR FUSION

  • REACTOR THEY SAY IS "VERY LIKELY TO WORK."

  • LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.

  • YOU'RE GONNA BE MELTING ATOMS TOGETHER AT TENS OF MILLIONS OF

  • DEGREES TO MAKE THE SAME ENERGY THAT POWERS THE SUN.

  • SO, WE'RE GONNA NEED YOU TO BE A LITTLE MORE SURE OF THIS THAN MY

  • COUSIN SEEING IF HE CAN STOMP ON HIS KIDS' TEETER TOTTER TO GET

  • HIS KEG ONTO THE ROOF.

  • IN PEER-REVIEWED PAPERS PUBLISHED IN THE JOURNAL OF

  • PLASMA PHYSICS, OR JUH-PUH-PUH, RESEARCHERS ARGUE THAT IF THE

  • REACTOR DOES WORK, IT WILL "PRODUCE AS MUCH AS TEN TIMES

  • THE ENERGY IT CONSUMES."

  • DON'T NEED IT.

  • ANYONE CURRENTLY LOCKED DOWN WITH SMALL CHILDREN WILL TELL

  • YOU WE ALREADY HAVE THAT TECHNOLOGY.

  • HIS NAME IS BRYAN.

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, YOU MAY HAVE HEARD THAT SOAP OPERAS HAVE HAD

  • TO ADJUST HOW THEY HANDLE LOVE SCENES DURING THE PANDEMIC.

  • NOW VIDEOS ARE GOING VIRAL OF ACTORS STRUGGLING NOT TO LAUGH

  • AS THEY HAVE TO MAKE OUT WITH WHAT ARE CLEARLY MANNEQUINS.

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ GOSH, TRY TO GET TO SECOND BASE

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ GOSH, TRY TO GET TO SECOND BASE

  • WITH A TACKLING DUMMY!

  • YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, JUST LEAN INTO IT.

  • "ANGELA... YOU WERE A MANNEQUIN THIS WHOLE TIME?!

  • IS THAT HOW YOU GOT AMNESIA AND TERM NIGHTS.

  • WE'LL BE BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY FUTURE ISLANDS.

  • ANGELA, TALK TO ME!

♪ ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME

Subtitles and vocabulary

Operation of videos Adjust the video here to display the subtitles

B2 quarantine mummy puh ancient reactor angela

Quarantinewhile... Should We Really Unseal That Hidden Mummy Door In Egypt Right Now?

  • 0 0
    林宜悉 posted on 2020/10/23
Video vocabulary