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  • You know before we came to Japan there were a lot of people telling me

  • "Oh when you come to Japan don't expect everything to be so cute, and anime, and manga"

  • They can suck a DUCK ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Because I am here at my third, if not fourth amazing cafe. We are at the PomPomPurin Cafe.

  • It is a pop-up event and he's getting together with his friend

  • Who's a pig who wears underpants

  • And I'm an adult, surrounded by other adults, enjoying food shaped like a pudding retriever

  • *GODZILLA ROAR*

  • I love my life. I love my life

  • *So Happy Cute Music!!*

  • *Dying Man Warrior Flute*

  • Martina ordered all the food I ordered an extra-AH arigato gozaimasu

  • I ordered these for me. If you wanted one you could have just asked for one

  • But you didn't so I have two toys, you have no toys

  • M: Listen you can keep one if you can answer one of my quiz questions

  • No no no hey

  • M: I'm gonna give you a PomPomPurin Quiz and if you can get it correct

  • M: You can hang on to one of those, but if you get them incorrect you lose it

  • It's not fair, okay you bring me out to these cafes, and I just have to deal with it

  • M: POMPOMPURIN FACT

  • And I just have to deal with it. This is my consolation. M: Okay ready?

  • Pop Quiz! (skill testing question!!!)

  • What would you say is PomPomPurin's, this is an easy one! What is his favorite food, and I need you to be specific

  • Let me see if both of our audio is recording. Okay, all these are recording right here, and let me just check on Safari

  • M: *gasp!*

  • M: Simon! You're cheating! You can't cheat!

  • I think PomPomPurin's (M: Yes) favorite food (Yes) is purin, which is pudding

  • M: But I need you to be more specific, cause that's only a 50% answer

  • His favorite kind of pudding is that yellow pudding, that has the little

  • M: No, I need you to be specific

  • PomPomPurin's favorite kind of pudding, is the pom pom pudding kind of pudding

  • (M: More specific than that) S: my god woman you asked me

  • M: It's his mom's pudding! It's his mom's purin, that's his favorite kind!

  • M: His mom makes purin, and it's his favorite kind of pudding!

  • S: You can't just...rip my toy...haha

  • S: You don't deserve the toy

  • How d... how dare you sir?

  • Ohhoohoohoohoo

  • How many people have done this?

  • Probably a lot. Er mai gerd Duckie. It's got a little beret straw oh my gosh

  • Just need a minute. Just need a minute yo.

  • So while Martina has the PomPomPurin shake, I have the PanpakaPantsu

  • M: It's that little guy up above him there

  • S: And he's a pig who likes pants

  • Can't really relate to him nobody likes pants. I mean come on. It's an obvious thing

  • M: Pop quiz question for you!

  • Pop quiz! What is it?

  • M: Where is this pig from, in Japan?

  • Um...the..the south side of it. South Siiiiiiiiiide

  • M: I told you where he was from before

  • Did you?

  • S: *In Chocobo voice* What's that Chocobo? Chocobo~, Chocobo~!

  • Baaaaa! ha ba ba ba ba ba!

  • M: He's from Shizuoka. S: Oh Shizuoka!! M: Yeah, and do you know what his life goal is?

  • To wear more pants?

  • M: To find the best pants in the world. He travels around, looking for the best pants.

  • S: That's a trick question because the best pants are no pants

  • Click on the little button right there if you agree with me, and you know that you do.

  • All right let me try this out

  • Oh! It's like a little Oreo milkshake wow I haven't had that flavor in a long time.

  • Let me stick in some ice cream in there

  • Good choice Simon. Good choice.

  • Ah! This is edible, right? (S: Just eat it)

  • Mmm

  • Whoa mine's a mango smoothie. It is intense wow. Ducky that is so good.

  • S: Oh, there are little strawberries at the bottom, I can see! M: Yeah!

  • I don't think I can eat him

  • S: I'll eat him if you can't

  • S: You don't do it. I'll eat it

  • *GODZILLA ROAR*

  • s: Is that like a Jesus paper, or is that styrofoam

  • I'll never tell but, you try yours and find out!

  • *gagging?* Cardboard

  • No, it's that um wafer paper. S: The Jesus paper. M: Yes, it's the Jesus paper as we call it.

  • It does not taste great I'll be honest with you, but gosh darn isn't it cute?

  • I'm just gonna put him right back into his cup where he belongs

  • M: Look at my little "I love junk" thing

  • M:This is super cute look at this. Okay, who should I try first?

  • I'm gonna try PomPomPurin first (S: Go for PomPomPurin) Oh my god. This is like

  • I don't want to devastate him. This is super cute

  • They used a mushroom as a bun, that's such a brilliant idea

  • So how do I do this because if I take this out his hat might fall off, right?

  • I don't even know what to do right now. I'm a little bit panicky.

  • S: Girl you gotta eat it as a whole, maintain it's integrity. M:This is gonna be so messy

  • I spilled stuff on my Love Junk sign! Nooooooooooooo

  • *happy food sounds*

  • It's actually really delicious

  • S: Oh, yeah, what's in it?

  • M: It's a chicken burger with cheese

  • M: A little bit of demi-glace on top of it

  • This is like a real little Swiss cheese, lettuce, and a fresh tomato. An actually delicious burger

  • *betrayal music*

  • *betrayed PomPomPurin*

  • S: I wanna bite

  • *Et tu Brutus?*

  • Oh. (S: Share with me) I was supposed to share with you? (Yeah) I see.

  • YOU HAVE TO ANSWER THIS POMPOMPURIN FACT FOR IT!

  • S: I'm not answering sh*t girl!

  • Yeah, I wasn't expecting quality when I came here, I just thought everything will be cute, but it was actually nice

  • This is a really pretty plate. I have to say

  • I always like my curries to be spicy, but it's still a nice wholesome PomPomPurin curry.

  • *so betrayed music*

  • Not the finest curry you'll find in Japan but it definitely makes you happy

  • When Stockholm Syndrome has kicked in

  • And you start loving everything about these theme cafes (M: lol Stop it)

  • S: One thing you should know when you come to cafes like this is you're not coming here for amazing food

  • It's not bad food

  • But it's not the kind of food that we usually take you for.

  • What you're coming here for is a kind of different environment, a fun environment

  • You're coming here more for the aesthetic and the vibe, than for the actual food itself

  • M: And one thing I feel is that Japan's really good at details

  • So it's not like they're gonna half-ass it with just like a menu cover, like they do the menu, they do the walls

  • Hey there, angry commentor

  • I know you're probably really tempted to write the word WEEB in the comments

  • We see those a lot, but let me ask you something.

  • What's wrong with me partaking in the culture when I'm here?

  • Why is it that it's unacceptable for adults to enjoy cafes like this

  • But it's totally acceptable for you to follow sports teams so religiously?

  • Have you ever thought about the hypocrisy of that?

  • I'm sure a lot of you probably spend a lot of money watching your favorite sports teams

  • Hell, you probably even have jerseys, and shoes made by little slave babies that you pay a whole lot of money for.

  • And if you want to criticize me for enjoying the PomPomPurin cafe

  • Take a good hard look at your own life, and criticize yourself for being a dweeb

  • That's the best comeback I could come back with (M: How about a SPWEEB?) S: A SQUEEB

  • M: A squeeb, a sports weeb

  • Are you gonna?

  • Are you gonna put a little paint under your eyes and watch your favorite football team and cry when they don't make it into the Playoffs?

  • Don't be a dork.

  • Yes I have converted to the dark side

  • I was a naysayer, but now I'm stuck here, for the rest of my life

  • M: I don't think I properly explained just who Pompompurin actually is.

  • Pompompurin is a Golden Retriever Purin, which means he's a big pudding

  • And he sleeps in a tiny purin sized basket outside of a little girl's house

  • And his beret is meant to like represent when you have a purin, when there's like the caramel and sugar sauce on top

  • His favorite things to do include going outside, walking, and exercising.

  • His favorite word is okay, let's go play!

  • But he doesn't like stop, or that's enough.

  • He was born in April, 1996

  • S: Is that...is that the truth? M: It's pretty accurate (S: Oh gosh)

  • I'm on the Pompompurin Sanrio wiki, there's a Wikipedia page for Pompompurin

  • Pompompurin (M:yes) was introduced in 1996 (uh-huh)

  • And his birthday is April 16 (M: Uh-huh) on a sunny day. (Yes)

  • He lives near the front door of a girl's house (M: Yes he does) In a special purin sized basket (He sure does)

  • He loves the phrase "Let's go out." (M: Uh-huh) But hates the phrase "Stay"

  • (he loves?) His mother's cream pudding, and he loves anything soft

  • M: How many points of correct did I get?

  • Too many! It's...it's unsettling, you just know too much

  • So you remember I told you I wrote down some Pompompurin facts in my fact book?

  • I lied I just had them memorized

  • I just can't help it

  • I think that it's so wholesome and wonderful like there's a sign behind us that says

  • "Making pancakes and friends" and like, Pompompurin and the Pig Pants Guy are hanging out together

  • They're like, "Let's make some pancakes together."

  • S: I think you're such a sweet and endearing girl

  • Hey, so like if you guys are free later on maybe we could hang out and I can make pancakes with you

  • And we could just become friends together

  • Oh, you're busy running an empire. I see.

  • I mean, what are you doing? Oh? You're traveling to find more pants?

  • Cool cool. No. That's cool. I mean...um...could you like...could you like sign my shirt?

  • I'm just like a really oh, you're...you don't have any fingers. No cool..c-cool...cool. No. I totally understand

  • *whispers* I-I love...I love you Pompompurin

  • And this is why people think we're weird, and why people who like anime are weird.

You know before we came to Japan there were a lot of people telling me

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    Summer posted on 2020/10/14
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