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  • Hey, Bruce Wayne e.

  • I have no idea what you're talking about.

  • A billionaire playboy.

  • Bruce Wayne.

  • Hey, hey, hey!

  • Bruce.

  • Bruce!

  • Hey, Brucey.

  • Brucey.

  • Bruce.

  • Bruce!

  • I'm ignoring you because I'm not Bruce Wayne.

  • You're not.

  • You look like him.

  • I'm not him.

  • I don't know who Bruce Wayne is.

  • I'm Batman.

  • You're not a bad silly.

  • These are bad.

  • Get them away.

  • Oh, OK.

  • Oh, whoa.

  • Dude, talk about a scary bat.

  • Are you scared of this kind of back to know?

  • Just the other kind.

  • Really?

  • Because this back could do some real damage if swung around carelessly My Batmobile.

  • Whoa.

  • You drive a Batmobile?

  • Yes.

  • Are you scared of your car?

  • Because it's a bat car?

  • No, I'm not scared of my car.

  • Are you scared of yourself?

  • Because you're a bad person?

  • Well, that's actually kind of a philosophical question, I suppose I am scared of myself.

  • Sometimes I've seen some terrible, terrible things.

  • You see, my parents were killed when I was very young.

  • And look at Bruce Wayne's parents.

  • Killed when he was young.

  • On Isn't Bruce Wayne scared of bats?

  • Because he got trapped in that bat cave that one time and Why hasn't anyone seen Batman and Bruce Wayne together before?

  • We wrote a different social circles.

  • Okay, So you don't know who Bruce Wayne is?

  • I look, leave me alone.

  • Okay?

  • I am busy fighting crime.

  • I have tow focus.

  • Probably a good call.

  • Stop.

  • It s o.

  • Any crimes tonight?

  • Not yet.

  • Any thieves out Robin tonight?

  • That's not funny.

  • Well, this is Jingle Bells.

  • Batman smells.

  • Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a headlight.

  • And Batman is Bruce Wayne.

  • Hey, that's not how it goes now.

  • Would you leave me alone?

  • I had to keep an eye out for the bat signal.

  • What's the bat signal?

  • Not this turn signal, I hope.

  • Would you get that bad away from my car?

  • Sure thing.

  • Get out of here.

  • Back.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, I've always wondered.

  • What does the Batmobile horn sounds like?

  • It sounds like a horn.

  • Yeah, but what kind of horn does it make?

  • Like a E or more like a neither.

  • So more of a Oh, God.

  • Or is it like none of those?

  • It sounds like none of those.

  • So it doesn't sound like Bruce Wayne says What?

  • What?

  • I said.

  • Bruce Wayne says what And you said what?

  • I do it.

  • You're Bruce Wayne.

  • I told you I'm not.

  • I'm not Bruce Wayne.

  • You're not Not Bruce Wayne.

  • No.

  • I mean, yes.

  • Eso you're not Not not not Bruce Wayne.

  • I don't know.

  • You don't know who you are.

  • Of course I know who I am.

  • Uh, now, will you excuse me?

  • Commissioner Gordon turned on the bat signal, which means Gotham needs me way.

  • That's the bat signal.

  • Yes.

  • You're kidding me.

  • That can't be the signal.

  • Why not?

  • Well, what if it's not cloudy?

  • Can they just not call you if it's a clear night?

  • Attention.

  • Criminals of Qasem Onley commit crimes on cloudless.

  • Now, would you stop?

  • That's a bat single.

  • Okay, It's what we've got.

  • And I'm totally not Bruce Wayne.

  • I've got to go.

  • Stop crying now, because I'm a super awesome superhero.

  • Batman.

  • This such a joker.

  • No, I'm actually quite serious.

  • I know.

  • Joker.

  • Oh, never catch me E Get back here.

  • Well, that was fun.

  • But now I'm bored.

  • Yeah.

  • Hey, Peter Parker.

  • Hey.

  • Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.

  • My Spidey sense is tingling.

  • Something bad is coming.

  • Hey, Hey, Mr Tight pants, man.

  • Hey, Look, I'd appreciate it if you called me Spiderman.

  • Okay.

  • How did you get those pants so tight, man?

  • Yeah.

  • Tight pants, man.

  • Tight pants, man.

  • Doing what a tight pants man can.

  • I'm out here protecting the populace from bad guys.

  • I mean, I think I've earned a little respect.

  • I don't know.

  • You don't look like a spider to me.

  • That's because I'm a man.

  • Then why aren't you called a man?

  • Man?

  • It's Spider Man.

  • Okay, Got it, Spider.

  • Really?

  • Because he looks more like a spider than you dio.

  • Maybe he should go by Spiderman and you go by tight pants.

  • I listen, I'm Spiderman because I have all the superpowers of a spider.

  • Got it like my spiky since spiky sense spied e sense.

  • Oh, tidy pence.

  • I get it now.

  • I thought you said Spidey sense.

  • I did say spiny sense what you're talking about.

  • So how did you get into your tidy pence?

  • I got my Spidey's sense when a spider bit me giving me spider superpowers.

  • That's it.

  • You just got bit.

  • That's how you got your superpowers?

  • Uh, yeah, I think it just wait.

  • Yep.

  • I got an idea.

  • Cool.

  • Well, don't think too hard, because you'll Oh, Did you just bite me?

  • Yep.

  • Now you have annoying orange superpowers who see if you could touch your tongue to your I bet you can.

  • Dude, the spider that bit me was radioactive.

  • Not just some normal spider.

  • Oh, yeah?

  • So maybe don't go around just biting people unless you're radioactive.

  • Well, my bed is kind of close to the microwave, so maybe I'm a little radioactive, Okay, Sure.

  • Dude, Even if you did give me your superpowers.

  • Why on earth with the annoying arm just so called super powers be appealing?

  • Wait, what was that?

  • Why did I make a pun and then laugh of my own pun?

  • Because it's working.

  • No, it can't be working.

  • I have to defend New York against supervillains.

  • I can't be sitting around doing let then and then e Looks like you can e gotta stop Doc Ock and I can't even show web anymore.

  • I lost my spider powers and no, I have is annoying orange powers like this.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Sounds like your new powers are a bump load of fun.

  • Well, well, well.

  • Spider Man, we meet again.

  • I couldn't help it over.

  • Hear you lost your superpowers.

  • I'm so sorry to hear it.

  • Ooh, that's right.

  • Unlike you, I'm coming into this fight completely unarmed.

  • Yeah.

  • Nice one.

  • Tidy pants.

  • Hey, was that a pun about how I have eight arms?

  • Because, you know, I'm very sensitive about that.

  • You figure that one all out by yourself?

  • What's your doctorate in kindergarten?

  • Uh, since when did you get so annoying?

  • Since, like a couple minutes ago, Please.

  • What was that?

  • A seed?

  • Hey, stop that right now.

  • Way.

  • Oh, Dr Rock.

  • Just hit the block A e don't see any signs of trouble.

  • I hate it when they give you the wrong coordinates.

  • It is so very annoying.

  • I'll tell you what's annoying both of us showing up wearing the same exact thing.

  • Wait a moment.

  • We get a course play convention.

  • Well, one of us has to change, and I think it should be you.

  • Me?

  • Why me?

  • Because my custom is way better than yours.

  • My mom spent like, I don't know, three weeks making this wig a wig.

  • Foolish mortal.

  • This is my real luxurious, glorious hair.

  • No way.

  • It's way too long and luscious to be really hair.

  • Oh, Whoa!

  • What?

  • Do you know it?

  • Israel?

  • Congrats on the hair, dude.

  • It's Marvel us still.

  • I think you should go change.

  • Oh, you should go with Loki.

  • You gotta look like him.

  • There is no way I'm going to cars.

  • Players.

  • Loki, that is such a low key thing to say.

  • All right, listen to me.

  • I'm not some mortal earth in cars, player.

  • Do you understand?

  • I'm the real thought.

  • You are cars playing as me.

  • Yeah, right.

  • We're not the rial, Thor.

  • Yes, I am thought No, you're not.

  • Yes, I am.

  • No, you're not.

  • Yes, I am.

  • Yes, you are.

  • I'm not.

  • Okay, but how did you tricked?

  • You?

  • Shouldn't have let down your ass.

  • Guard enough with this nonsense.

  • I'm Thor, the God of Thunder, and I will prove it to you now.

  • Oh, impressive.

  • I know.

  • Yes.

  • My powers are indeed formidable.

  • Yeah, I did it again.

  • I made the thunder lightning thing.

  • He happened with my hammer.

  • Wait, hold on.

  • You think you're making this happen?

  • Wow.

  • I get it again.

  • Um, I sore.

  • You are not I think I might be four.

  • I'm raising your hammer at the same time.

  • I dio you are not what they say, everyone.

  • I'm sorr that's it.

  • Show's over causing anymore thunder and lightning with my help.

  • Me neither.

  • I grow weary of entertaining you mere mortals.

  • You are not thought I am.

  • Oh, yeah If you're sore, then why can't you pick up my hammer?

  • I can pick up your hammer on.

  • I will.

  • Uh What Got a superhero?

  • Can't even handle a little super glue.

  • That's it.

  • I'm leaving for more important things to dio safe travels.

  • Don't forget your hammer.

  • Hello, you fool.

  • Even if you had arms, you wouldn't