Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Hey, Bruce Wayne e. I have no idea what you're talking about. A billionaire playboy. Bruce Wayne. Hey, hey, hey! Bruce. Bruce! Hey, Brucey. Brucey. Bruce. Bruce! I'm ignoring you because I'm not Bruce Wayne. You're not. You look like him. I'm not him. I don't know who Bruce Wayne is. I'm Batman. You're not a bad silly. These are bad. Get them away. Oh, OK. Oh, whoa. Dude, talk about a scary bat. Are you scared of this kind of back to know? Just the other kind. Really? Because this back could do some real damage if swung around carelessly My Batmobile. Whoa. You drive a Batmobile? Yes. Are you scared of your car? Because it's a bat car? No, I'm not scared of my car. Are you scared of yourself? Because you're a bad person? Well, that's actually kind of a philosophical question, I suppose I am scared of myself. Sometimes I've seen some terrible, terrible things. You see, my parents were killed when I was very young. And look at Bruce Wayne's parents. Killed when he was young. On Isn't Bruce Wayne scared of bats? Because he got trapped in that bat cave that one time and Why hasn't anyone seen Batman and Bruce Wayne together before? We wrote a different social circles. Okay, So you don't know who Bruce Wayne is? I look, leave me alone. Okay? I am busy fighting crime. I have tow focus. Probably a good call. Stop. It s o. Any crimes tonight? Not yet. Any thieves out Robin tonight? That's not funny. Well, this is Jingle Bells. Batman smells. Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a headlight. And Batman is Bruce Wayne. Hey, that's not how it goes now. Would you leave me alone? I had to keep an eye out for the bat signal. What's the bat signal? Not this turn signal, I hope. Would you get that bad away from my car? Sure thing. Get out of here. Back. Yeah. Oh, I've always wondered. What does the Batmobile horn sounds like? It sounds like a horn. Yeah, but what kind of horn does it make? Like a E or more like a neither. So more of a Oh, God. Or is it like none of those? It sounds like none of those. So it doesn't sound like Bruce Wayne says What? What? I said. Bruce Wayne says what And you said what? I do it. You're Bruce Wayne. I told you I'm not. I'm not Bruce Wayne. You're not Not Bruce Wayne. No. I mean, yes. Eso you're not Not not not Bruce Wayne. I don't know. You don't know who you are. Of course I know who I am. Uh, now, will you excuse me? Commissioner Gordon turned on the bat signal, which means Gotham needs me way. That's the bat signal. Yes. You're kidding me. That can't be the signal. Why not? Well, what if it's not cloudy? Can they just not call you if it's a clear night? Attention. Criminals of Qasem Onley commit crimes on cloudless. Now, would you stop? That's a bat single. Okay, It's what we've got. And I'm totally not Bruce Wayne. I've got to go. Stop crying now, because I'm a super awesome superhero. Batman. This such a joker. No, I'm actually quite serious. I know. Joker. Oh, never catch me E Get back here. Well, that was fun. But now I'm bored. Yeah. Hey, Peter Parker. Hey. Oh, you've gotta be kidding me. My Spidey sense is tingling. Something bad is coming. Hey, Hey, Mr Tight pants, man. Hey, Look, I'd appreciate it if you called me Spiderman. Okay. How did you get those pants so tight, man? Yeah. Tight pants, man. Tight pants, man. Doing what a tight pants man can. I'm out here protecting the populace from bad guys. I mean, I think I've earned a little respect. I don't know. You don't look like a spider to me. That's because I'm a man. Then why aren't you called a man? Man? It's Spider Man. Okay, Got it, Spider. Really? Because he looks more like a spider than you dio. Maybe he should go by Spiderman and you go by tight pants. I listen, I'm Spiderman because I have all the superpowers of a spider. Got it like my spiky since spiky sense spied e sense. Oh, tidy pence. I get it now. I thought you said Spidey sense. I did say spiny sense what you're talking about. So how did you get into your tidy pence? I got my Spidey's sense when a spider bit me giving me spider superpowers. That's it. You just got bit. That's how you got your superpowers? Uh, yeah, I think it just wait. Yep. I got an idea. Cool. Well, don't think too hard, because you'll Oh, Did you just bite me? Yep. Now you have annoying orange superpowers who see if you could touch your tongue to your I bet you can. Dude, the spider that bit me was radioactive. Not just some normal spider. Oh, yeah? So maybe don't go around just biting people unless you're radioactive. Well, my bed is kind of close to the microwave, so maybe I'm a little radioactive, Okay, Sure. Dude, Even if you did give me your superpowers. Why on earth with the annoying arm just so called super powers be appealing? Wait, what was that? Why did I make a pun and then laugh of my own pun? Because it's working. No, it can't be working. I have to defend New York against supervillains. I can't be sitting around doing let then and then e Looks like you can e gotta stop Doc Ock and I can't even show web anymore. I lost my spider powers and no, I have is annoying orange powers like this. Oh, yeah. Sounds like your new powers are a bump load of fun. Well, well, well. Spider Man, we meet again. I couldn't help it over. Hear you lost your superpowers. I'm so sorry to hear it. Ooh, that's right. Unlike you, I'm coming into this fight completely unarmed. Yeah. Nice one. Tidy pants. Hey, was that a pun about how I have eight arms? Because, you know, I'm very sensitive about that. You figure that one all out by yourself? What's your doctorate in kindergarten? Uh, since when did you get so annoying? Since, like a couple minutes ago, Please. What was that? A seed? Hey, stop that right now. Way. Oh, Dr Rock. Just hit the block A e don't see any signs of trouble. I hate it when they give you the wrong coordinates. It is so very annoying. I'll tell you what's annoying both of us showing up wearing the same exact thing. Wait a moment. We get a course play convention. Well, one of us has to change, and I think it should be you. Me? Why me? Because my custom is way better than yours. My mom spent like, I don't know, three weeks making this wig a wig. Foolish mortal. This is my real luxurious, glorious hair. No way. It's way too long and luscious to be really hair. Oh, Whoa! What? Do you know it? Israel? Congrats on the hair, dude. It's Marvel us still. I think you should go change. Oh, you should go with Loki. You gotta look like him. There is no way I'm going to cars. Players. Loki, that is such a low key thing to say. All right, listen to me. I'm not some mortal earth in cars, player. Do you understand? I'm the real thought. You are cars playing as me. Yeah, right. We're not the rial, Thor. Yes, I am thought No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, I am. Yes, you are. I'm not. Okay, but how did you tricked? You? Shouldn't have let down your ass. Guard enough with this nonsense. I'm Thor, the God of Thunder, and I will prove it to you now. Oh, impressive. I know. Yes. My powers are indeed formidable. Yeah, I did it again. I made the thunder lightning thing. He happened with my hammer. Wait, hold on. You think you're making this happen? Wow. I get it again. Um, I sore. You are not I think I might be four. I'm raising your hammer at the same time. I dio you are not what they say, everyone. I'm sorr that's it. Show's over causing anymore thunder and lightning with my help. Me neither. I grow weary of entertaining you mere mortals. You are not thought I am.