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  • - Woot woot, fruity-toots!

  • A to the O here with Pear to the schmare,

  • and we gots another episode of How 2 for ya!

  • - Today, Cerys wants to know How 2 Throw A Birthday Party.

  • - Ah, ah, ah.

  • Hold it right there, Pear.

  • That's not what it says.

  • - Huh?

  • - What it says is how to throw a big birthday party.

  • - Same difference.

  • - Pear! You oblong fool!

  • The difference between a birthday party

  • and a big birthday party

  • is night and day!

  • Apples and oranges!

  • - Well I already have my notes printed out.

  • Just interject when you wanna add something.

  • Now then--

  • - Interjection!

  • (Pear sighs)

  • - Yes, Orange?

  • - Nothing!

  • Just testing it out.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Ugh.

  • All right, step one for throwing a birthday party.

  • Pick a location.

  • This could be your house, or a pizza place, or a park, or--

  • - Interjection!

  • It could be on Mount Rushmore inside Jefferson's nostril!

  • - Orange, how the heck are people supposed to get to--

  • - Ooh!

  • Or on top of the Empire State building.

  • Or on the moon!

  • Or on the wings of an eagle!

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Orange.

  • How the heck are we gonna have a party

  • on the wings of an eagle?

  • - That's the kinda small thinking we can't have, Pear!

  • We're thinking big!

  • Woohoohoo! (fireworks explode)

  • - Ah yes, thinking big.

  • Well then, on to step two.

  • Invite guests.

  • Simply make a list of all the friends you'd like to attend--

  • - Interjection!

  • Also include your enemies.

  • And then run your finger through the phone book

  • and pick out some complete randos.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Why would you want to invite randos?

  • - For flavor, duh! (thud)

  • Oh, and that reminds me.

  • Invite Flava Flav.

  • Also, remember to invite the eagle--

  • - Hold up.

  • How big exactly is this party gonna be, Orange?

  • - How deep is the ocean, Pear?

  • How wide is the sky?

  • How long is my tongue?

  • Ehhhh.

  • - Oh, okay, fine!

  • Looks like we're inviting Flava Flav to a party

  • held on the wings of an eagle

  • - Correctamundo.

  • - Great. Can't wait.

  • So now the third and final step is to get the decorations.

  • You'll probably want to go to a party store for this.

  • Remember, small touches like party hats and streamers

  • can go a long way--

  • - Interjection!

  • - What is it now, Orange?

  • - Doth my nonexistent ears deceive me,

  • or did you just say the words small touches?

  • (Pear sighs)

  • Remind me.

  • Are we doing a small party, Pear?

  • - No, we are not.

  • - No, we're not!

  • We're partying on the wings

  • of a flippin' flapjackin' eagle over here!

  • - So what do you suggest?

  • Big streamers? A big cake?

  • - Oh, Pear.

  • Silly, silly, oblong Pear.

  • We need clocks.

  • - Clocks?

  • - Flava Flav is an attendance, Pear.

  • We gotta have big clocks.

  • One for you, one for me, one for the eagle!

  • - Ah, dude, I think that clock

  • might be too big for the eagle, dude!

  • - Too big!

  • There's no such thing!

  • - Actually! (eagle screeches)

  • - Oh, yeah!

  • I guess it did get too big!

  • Change of plans! We gotta offload!

  • Lose the clocks!

  • Lose the randos!

  • - What about Flava Flav?

  • - Get him out of here.

  • Everything must go!

  • The streamers, the rest of the guests!

  • The eagle!

  • - Erm, dude?

  • Ditching the eagle might have been a mistake.

  • - True, but at least it was a big mistake!

  • (Orange laughs) (Pear screams)

  • (funky music)

- Woot woot, fruity-toots!

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HOW2: How to Throw a Birthday Party

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    Summer posted on 2020/10/13
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