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  • (snappy music)

  • - So this is your first profile picture day.

  • - Yeah.

  • - OK, we'll take your picture right there, relax,

  • give us a smile, nice and natural, be yourself.

  • Let's do it a little more natural.

  • (growl)

  • OK.

  • (camera snapping)

  • Nice suit, young man.

  • - Thanks, it's the only one I have.

  • - Well, one day you'll be a big boy.

  • - I'm 28.

  • (camera snapping)

  • - Ah.

  • - Oh, OK, are you sure you're gonna do that,

  • I've seen it a lot.

  • - Yeah, I love travelling, so--

  • - It's just kind of an old joke.

  • - I love jokes, so...

  • - All right. (camera snapping)

  • Ah, is that a gun?

  • - Yeah, I'm a boy.

  • - Well, oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop--

  • (camera snapping)

  • You know if you stand so close together,

  • people are gonna have a tough time telling you apart.

  • - But she's my best friend. (giggling)

  • - All right.

  • (camera snapping)

  • Where is your shirt?

  • - I don't need it. - [Cameraman] Cheese.

  • (camera snapping)

  • That's a little close.

  • - Would you like to listen to my poetry?

  • - No.

  • (camera snapping)

  • Hey, put that out, young man.

  • Smoking kills.

  • (camera snapping)

  • - I love babies.

  • - That's gonna scare boys, ya know,

  • they're gonna think it's your baby.

  • (camera snapping)

  • - I love babies.

  • - That's,

  • actually great.

  • (camera snapping)

  • I really, really think guys are gonna have a hard time telling you apart.

  • - But we're all so close, and we're best friends.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Best means one, you can't all be best friends.

  • (laughing)

  • (camera snapping)

  • Yeah, a lot of people seem to like tigers.

  • - If I could be any animal,

  • I'd be a tiger.

  • (camera snapping)

  • - Oh, that's, I mean...

  • - Yoga looks like sex.

  • - Looks like sex, oh, OK, this is...

  • (camera snapping)

  • Nope, no one can see your face.

  • - Yeah, that's kind of the idea.

  • - Oh, buddy.

  • (camera snapping)

  • - Dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs--

  • - Please just show your face.

  • (camera snapping)

  • Hey, stop that!

  • - What dude, I'm showing off my skills.

  • - That's disgusting.

  • - Girls love this.

  • - Stop it.

  • (camera snapping)

  • Now this is an honest question,

  • whose profile picture is this?

  • (upbeat music)

  • Great.

  • (camera snapping)

  • Hey, it's Grant from College Humor.

  • Click here to subscribe to the channel,

  • click here for more fun stuff, and---

  • Sorry, guys it feels like I'm out,

  • am I out?

  • I can see the top of the camera, so it's...

  • Is this better, all right, it feels worse.

  • OK, thanks for watching.

(snappy music)

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    Hikaru Kadota posted on 2020/09/16
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