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  • Now, get out your pencils and paper and write down the assignment.

  • Oh man!

  • Did you hear that? We get an assignment!

  • Everyone must write an essay on what not to do at a stoplight.

  • Oh.

  • Did you hear that? What not to do at a stoplight!

  • In no less than 800 words.

  • - Oh. - Did you hear that? 800 words!

  • Yeah, I know!

  • - Now, what do you do next? - Floor it?

  • - Yes. No! No! Don't floor it! - Floor it?

  • - No, no, no, no! Don't floor it. - Okay! Floor it!

  • - No! No! No, no!!!! - Floor it! Floor it, floor it!!!

  • Oh, SpongeBob.

  • Why?

  • I got Mrs. Puff fired.

  • [stomping]

  • Hello, worthless students.

  • I'm your new instructor.

  • No one's ever failed my class that's lived through it.

  • Excuse me, miss.

  • I don't want to have to report you again.

  • [laughing]

  • I was just wondering.

  • Is it the homework pencil on the left side of the paper next to the quiz pencil?

  • Or over on the right side, all by itself? Or...

  • - I think it goes stuck inside your... - Wait! I got it!

  • The quiz pencil goes right over here next to the essay pencil.

  • And the essay pencil gets turned sideways towards the note pad,

  • - just in case I have to write an essay. - Good morning, class.O

  • Oh, barnacles.

  • - What's wrong? - Gotta sharpen my pencil.

  • [whistling]

  • Hmmm.

  • [humming]

  • Hmmm?

  • Ahem.

  • Well, SpongeBob, do you have your oral report ready?

  • Huh?

  • The assignment I gave you, The one where you talk in front of the class.

  • Oh, yeah! Of course I'm ready.

  • I cando it.

  • Um

  • Uh, no. Oh no!

  • What are you doing?!

  • Mrs. Puff, do I really have to do this?

  • No. Only if you want to pass this class!

  • Testing. Testing. Testing.

  • Testing!

  • Oh, test! Test! Do you read?!

  • Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear. Over.

  • Got your apple ready?

  • Lucky undergarments? Hold on. Hold on. Bingo! Underwear, apple, and me.

  • You're ready to get that license! Uh oh, here comes Mrs. Puff. Act natural!

  • [mooing]

  • [gasping]

  • Flats, are you okay?

  • Do not cheer me, my fellow adult classmates.

  • Flats was the real victim here.

  • A victim of a society that's riding down a violent road to nowhere.

  • A road I call Violence Road.

  • Sorry I'm late, class. I…

  • [gasping]

  • - SpongeBob! - No, wait! I changed my mind!

  • I'm sure what you've written is fine. Just let me see.

  • No! Don't look! It's not ready.

  • It's so simple! Only ten words.

  • What I learned in boating school is blanketyblanketyblank!

  • - I can do this. I can do this. - What I learned in boating school is

  • - What I learned in boating school is… - I can do this! I can do this!

  • [gasping]

  • Is it hot in here, Mrs. Puff?! Why is it so hot in here?!

  • [screaming]

  • My hand! My hand is cramping, Mrs Puff! Make it stop!

  • You only need three more words!

  • [grunting]

  • Today's first lesson will be on turning.

  • Twenty four.

  • [laughing]

  • - Hey, Patrick. - What?

  • - I thought of something funnier than 24. - Let me hear it.

  • [snickering]

  • Twenty five.

  • [laughing]

  • That's enough!

  • Well who cares about a stupid star?

  • Gee, Patrick, it seems like you would care a lot about stupid stars,

  • considering you are one!

  • - I'll deal with you after class! - It is after class!

  • Fight! Fight!

  • - I don't see anyone fighting. Do you? - They're talking about us!

  • - We're fighting! - Well, don't mind if I do.

  • [fighting]

  • [chanting]

  • [grunting]

  • This is embarrassing.

Now, get out your pencils and paper and write down the assignment.

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