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Uh, alright, Alright, alright, let's place a monopoly.
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Which orange would hurry up and get here?
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I wonder what the holdup is.
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Hey, guys, I'm new in town.
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My name is Rump roast.
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Oh, no, It's really gonna have fun with this guy.
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Dude, you should really get out of here before our buddy Orange shows up.
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Why?
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I'd love to meet him.
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Oh, we playing Monopoly?
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Oh, I love Monopoly.
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E had the boardwalk it.
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Hey, friend.
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Nice to meet you.
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I'm rough roast.
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Uh, is something wrong, friend?
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E Thank the hilarity of your name.
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Might have just Fridays Brain.
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So you guys mind if I roll first?
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Oh, What?
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Hey, I'm gonna buy your hotel.
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Hey, you with now.
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Hey, buddy.
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How you feeling, Rob Rose?
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Yep.
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That's my name.
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And it's a name I could really get behind.
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Sorry.
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It's just really nice to meet you, but yeah, I can see why you guys wanted me to leave.
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It's too late now.
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We're 30 minutes into the game.
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Yeah, don't leave.
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That would really bummed me out.
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You know, making fun of someone's name isn't very polite.
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Yeah, nobody likes being the butt of a joke.
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Thank you.
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I appreciate it, but hey, but orange.
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Knock it off.
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Stop saying, but okay, I'm finished now.
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Good.
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Yeah.
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I finally hit the tail end Orange.
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You're being rude.
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Rude.
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Just a little cheeky.
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You know what?
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You should try getting some manners.
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Good idea.
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I'll Twerk on it.
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Oh, let's just shut up and play the game, Monopoly.
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I wanna play Monopoly.
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I get to be the car.
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You can't have the car.
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I'm the car.
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Well, that explains all the junk in the trunk.
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Far fine.
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That'll just be the Booty Orange.
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If you're gonna play with us, you're gonna have to stop making fun of his name.
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Okay?
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You're sure you can keep a lid on the jokes?
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I'm not certain, but I've got a hunch.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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That was the last one, I promise.
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Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
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Stephanie, Snap.
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Now I've got Boardwalk and Park Place.
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Anything to say about that orange?
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See, This is nice, huh?
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Your turn.
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Michigan Avenue E.
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Bet the puns are already piling up in your brain, aren't they?
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Too bad.
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My turn.
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Okay.
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I need to say something.
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You can't, Dude, That's the deal.
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No butting in.
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Watch your phrasing.
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Oh, come on.
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If you want to play, you can't talk.
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Uh oh.
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Looks like I'm almost out of money.
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I'm in danger of falling way Gave you a chance but you couldn't take it hard, Hard, hard My name has rump in it.
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We get it Orange way eyes Oh, the pain, bub Bird dude.
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Oh, miss him.
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He was a nice guy.
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Yeah, he was great.
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A So should we finish the game?
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Yes.
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It would be nice to actually finish a game of monopoly for once instead of just waiting for someone to flip the board over and anger.
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Besides what?
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I'm actually waiting.
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You guys have played monopoly without telling.
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May you jerks.
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Yeah, Thanks a lot, but head But, boy, Oh, boy.
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Let me tell you about my ex wife.
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My ex wife wanted to be an actress, but I tell you, she's so ugly she couldn't even get a part in the hot dog.
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Oh, man, this is so exciting.
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I've been dying to come to this comedy club.
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Yeah, me too.
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Whoa!
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Midget apple.
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That's little apple.
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What are you doing back there?
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I'm trying to watch the show, but you're blocking my view.
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Maybe that's why they call it stand up.
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She's stupid, too.
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You wanna know how stupid she got?
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A sirloin was a night ho.
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Was that supposed to be funny?
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Just give him a chance, Okay?
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Oh, is she a lousy driving?
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Just last week, she Tebow my car.
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I don't know why we had to come to this place.
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The laugh.
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I'm a way funnier than this meatball.
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Hey, dude, zip the lip.
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Hey, dude.
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Daph, make me laugh.
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You know he's gonna pick on us, all right?
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Looks like we got another comedian here, folks.
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What's your name?
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Uh, bozo.
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I'm not a bozo.
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I'm an orange.
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Well, thanks a lot, Captain.
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Obvious.
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No problem, Major Meatball.
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Oh, so you want to see a joke, huh?
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Quick.
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Somebody get this guy a mirror.
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Really?
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That's all you got?
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And what about your little buddy there?
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That's little Apple.
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Not you, Munchkin.
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The other guy won't leave me out of this.
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Why does this guy needs some exercise?
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He's looking a little pear shaped dude.
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I am a pair.
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Yeah, pair of jokers.
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Oh, wow.
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Did you ever notice that meatballs a real ham burger.
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Way orange.
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You are so stupid.
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You thought photosynthesis had something to do with a camera?
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Yeah, well, you're so dumb.
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You tried to go fishing in a gravy boat way.
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Go home now.
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What?
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You guys don't wanna leave already, do you?
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Yes.
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Why don't you make, like, a hockey stick and get the puck out of here?
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But I'm totally winning.
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This guy's dead meat.
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Whatever orange.
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I'm the one rind ing you down.
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Hey.
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Hey, Meatball.
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What?
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Hey, can I call you Chuck?
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Okay, Chuck.
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Hey.
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Hey, Chuck.
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What do you want now?
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Guess what.
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What?
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Spatula.
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What?
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Talk about a Patti Cooper.
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What's that?
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I can't hear you.
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Your deliveries a little flat.
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Ouch.
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That looked like it hurt.
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Jeez.
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All they wanted to do was laugh.
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What a letdown.
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I'll say I've been staring at or just but all night.
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Poor meatball.
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His show really got panned.
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I guess Marty meatball is all sizzle and no steak.
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I can.
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You guys believe he had a beef with me?
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Yeah.
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Spatula was all like, Can we have a cheeseburger?
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Barred, barred, barred, barred.
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I wonder if knife ever gets bored cutting board eso board.
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Hey, hey!
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Meet Sickle.
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Hey, mate.
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Sickle.
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I ain't no Jimmy Dean.
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Frozen sausage.
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My name is bonehead.
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No, it's bone face.
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My name is meaty.
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MK Meet Mittens, T bone.
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All right, All right.
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T bone.
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That z actually the coolest name I've ever heard.
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You think that's cool?
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You know, the T stands for tough.
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Okay, but what does it lay down for?
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Nothing, man.
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Whoa, That is cool.
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Almost a school is the Camaro I used to drive.
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All right, All right.
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What happened to it?
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It got T bone.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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So cool.
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Okay, T bone.
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What's next on the coolest isn't something to check off the list.
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It's like having a single massive bone stuck through your body.
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Either you got it or you don't.
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Yo, I feel yeah.
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Is that a bone?
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Because it looks more like a novelty.
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Had Sorry, T bone.
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I know.
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I can't fool you.
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It's all right.
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I am the coolest cut of beef in the butcher's case.
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Oh, God.
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Sometime shortfalls.
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Is sirloin really a night?
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False.
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Does Chuck stand for Charles?
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And does he like being ground false and probably true?
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What's in the sausages?
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you do not want to know, we'll come back to that.
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Let's move on to the downside of being cool.
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I found that there are none.
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And, you know, it's pretty cool being cool.
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Except for the stockers.
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
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Get out of here, Celery.
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Her by Gert He talked to me.
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That ain't nothing.
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You ought to see.
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The sauce is trying to get with me.
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Call me your hunk.
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Don't listen to him.
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You and me be great together.
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Face it.
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You need a marinade.
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Look at a man just posing to be chosen.
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Don't listen to him, T bone.
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They're just trying to find your sauce spot on t bone.
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Don't play that.
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I mean, come on, y'all.
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It's not like I'm even e didn't even get the chance to warn him in and ultimately confusing manner.
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What?
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Wow, That is the longest scream I've ever heard.
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Tailbone, you're alive.
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But are you still cool?
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Oh, yeah.
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T bone only get