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  • Uh, alright, Alright, alright, let's place a monopoly.

  • Which orange would hurry up and get here?

  • I wonder what the holdup is.

  • Hey, guys, I'm new in town.

  • My name is Rump roast.

  • Oh, no, It's really gonna have fun with this guy.

  • Dude, you should really get out of here before our buddy Orange shows up.

  • Why?

  • I'd love to meet him.

  • Oh, we playing Monopoly?

  • Oh, I love Monopoly.

  • E had the boardwalk it.

  • Hey, friend.

  • Nice to meet you.

  • I'm rough roast.

  • Uh, is something wrong, friend?

  • E Thank the hilarity of your name.

  • Might have just Fridays Brain.

  • So you guys mind if I roll first?

  • Oh, What?

  • Hey, I'm gonna buy your hotel.

  • Hey, you with now.

  • Hey, buddy.

  • How you feeling, Rob Rose?

  • Yep.

  • That's my name.

  • And it's a name I could really get behind.

  • Sorry.

  • It's just really nice to meet you, but yeah, I can see why you guys wanted me to leave.

  • It's too late now.

  • We're 30 minutes into the game.

  • Yeah, don't leave.

  • That would really bummed me out.

  • You know, making fun of someone's name isn't very polite.

  • Yeah, nobody likes being the butt of a joke.

  • Thank you.

  • I appreciate it, but hey, but orange.

  • Knock it off.

  • Stop saying, but okay, I'm finished now.

  • Good.

  • Yeah.

  • I finally hit the tail end Orange.

  • You're being rude.

  • Rude.

  • Just a little cheeky.

  • You know what?

  • You should try getting some manners.

  • Good idea.

  • I'll Twerk on it.

  • Oh, let's just shut up and play the game, Monopoly.

  • I wanna play Monopoly.

  • I get to be the car.

  • You can't have the car.

  • I'm the car.

  • Well, that explains all the junk in the trunk.

  • Far fine.

  • That'll just be the Booty Orange.

  • If you're gonna play with us, you're gonna have to stop making fun of his name.

  • Okay?

  • You're sure you can keep a lid on the jokes?

  • I'm not certain, but I've got a hunch.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • That was the last one, I promise.

  • Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.

  • Stephanie, Snap.

  • Now I've got Boardwalk and Park Place.

  • Anything to say about that orange?

  • See, This is nice, huh?

  • Your turn.

  • Michigan Avenue E.

  • Bet the puns are already piling up in your brain, aren't they?

  • Too bad.

  • My turn.

  • Okay.

  • I need to say something.

  • You can't, Dude, That's the deal.

  • No butting in.

  • Watch your phrasing.

  • Oh, come on.

  • If you want to play, you can't talk.

  • Uh oh.

  • Looks like I'm almost out of money.

  • I'm in danger of falling way Gave you a chance but you couldn't take it hard, Hard, hard My name has rump in it.

  • We get it Orange way eyes Oh, the pain, bub Bird dude.

  • Oh, miss him.

  • He was a nice guy.

  • Yeah, he was great.

  • A So should we finish the game?

  • Yes.

  • It would be nice to actually finish a game of monopoly for once instead of just waiting for someone to flip the board over and anger.

  • Besides what?

  • I'm actually waiting.

  • You guys have played monopoly without telling.

  • May you jerks.

  • Yeah, Thanks a lot, but head But, boy, Oh, boy.

  • Let me tell you about my ex wife.

  • My ex wife wanted to be an actress, but I tell you, she's so ugly she couldn't even get a part in the hot dog.

  • Oh, man, this is so exciting.

  • I've been dying to come to this comedy club.

  • Yeah, me too.

  • Whoa!

  • Midget apple.

  • That's little apple.

  • What are you doing back there?

  • I'm trying to watch the show, but you're blocking my view.

  • Maybe that's why they call it stand up.

  • She's stupid, too.

  • You wanna know how stupid she got?

  • A sirloin was a night ho.

  • Was that supposed to be funny?

  • Just give him a chance, Okay?

  • Oh, is she a lousy driving?

  • Just last week, she Tebow my car.

  • I don't know why we had to come to this place.

  • The laugh.

  • I'm a way funnier than this meatball.

  • Hey, dude, zip the lip.

  • Hey, dude.

  • Daph, make me laugh.

  • You know he's gonna pick on us, all right?

  • Looks like we got another comedian here, folks.

  • What's your name?

  • Uh, bozo.

  • I'm not a bozo.

  • I'm an orange.

  • Well, thanks a lot, Captain.

  • Obvious.

  • No problem, Major Meatball.

  • Oh, so you want to see a joke, huh?

  • Quick.

  • Somebody get this guy a mirror.

  • Really?

  • That's all you got?

  • And what about your little buddy there?

  • That's little Apple.

  • Not you, Munchkin.

  • The other guy won't leave me out of this.

  • Why does this guy needs some exercise?

  • He's looking a little pear shaped dude.

  • I am a pair.

  • Yeah, pair of jokers.

  • Oh, wow.

  • Did you ever notice that meatballs a real ham burger.

  • Way orange.

  • You are so stupid.

  • You thought photosynthesis had something to do with a camera?

  • Yeah, well, you're so dumb.

  • You tried to go fishing in a gravy boat way.

  • Go home now.

  • What?

  • You guys don't wanna leave already, do you?

  • Yes.

  • Why don't you make, like, a hockey stick and get the puck out of here?

  • But I'm totally winning.

  • This guy's dead meat.

  • Whatever orange.

  • I'm the one rind ing you down.

  • Hey.

  • Hey, Meatball.

  • What?

  • Hey, can I call you Chuck?

  • Okay, Chuck.

  • Hey.

  • Hey, Chuck.

  • What do you want now?

  • Guess what.

  • What?

  • Spatula.

  • What?

  • Talk about a Patti Cooper.

  • What's that?

  • I can't hear you.

  • Your deliveries a little flat.

  • Ouch.

  • That looked like it hurt.

  • Jeez.

  • All they wanted to do was laugh.

  • What a letdown.

  • I'll say I've been staring at or just but all night.

  • Poor meatball.

  • His show really got panned.

  • I guess Marty meatball is all sizzle and no steak.

  • I can.

  • You guys believe he had a beef with me?

  • Yeah.

  • Spatula was all like, Can we have a cheeseburger?

  • Barred, barred, barred, barred.

  • I wonder if knife ever gets bored cutting board eso board.

  • Hey, hey!

  • Meet Sickle.

  • Hey, mate.

  • Sickle.

  • I ain't no Jimmy Dean.

  • Frozen sausage.

  • My name is bonehead.

  • No, it's bone face.

  • My name is meaty.

  • MK Meet Mittens, T bone.

  • All right, All right.

  • T bone.

  • That z actually the coolest name I've ever heard.

  • You think that's cool?

  • You know, the T stands for tough.

  • Okay, but what does it lay down for?

  • Nothing, man.

  • Whoa, That is cool.

  • Almost a school is the Camaro I used to drive.

  • All right, All right.

  • What happened to it?

  • It got T bone.

  • Yeah.

  • Wow.

  • So cool.

  • Okay, T bone.

  • What's next on the coolest isn't something to check off the list.

  • It's like having a single massive bone stuck through your body.

  • Either you got it or you don't.

  • Yo, I feel yeah.

  • Is that a bone?

  • Because it looks more like a novelty.

  • Had Sorry, T bone.

  • I know.

  • I can't fool you.

  • It's all right.

  • I am the coolest cut of beef in the butcher's case.

  • Oh, God.

  • Sometime shortfalls.

  • Is sirloin really a night?

  • False.

  • Does Chuck stand for Charles?

  • And does he like being ground false and probably true?

  • What's in the sausages?

  • you do not want to know, we'll come back to that.

  • Let's move on to the downside of being cool.

  • I found that there are none.

  • And, you know, it's pretty cool being cool.

  • Except for the stockers.

  • Yeah, I know what you mean.

  • Get out of here, Celery.

  • Her by Gert He talked to me.

  • That ain't nothing.

  • You ought to see.

  • The sauce is trying to get with me.

  • Call me your hunk.

  • Don't listen to him.

  • You and me be great together.

  • Face it.

  • You need a marinade.

  • Look at a man just posing to be chosen.

  • Don't listen to him, T bone.

  • They're just trying to find your sauce spot on t bone.

  • Don't play that.

  • I mean, come on, y'all.

  • It's not like I'm even e didn't even get the chance to warn him in and ultimately confusing manner.

  • What?

  • Ha ha ha ha ha!

  • Wow, That is the longest scream I've ever heard.

  • Tailbone, you're alive.

  • But are you still cool?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • T bone only get