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  • - [Announcer] It's time to play Family Food!

  • Give it up for your host, Steve Carvey!

  • (applause)

  • - How you doin'?

  • Thank you very much.

  • Folks, we got a great one for you today,

  • so let's cut right to the chase, chop chop!

  • Today, we got the veggies.

  • (vegetables cheering)

  • Versus the fruits!

  • (fruits cheering)

  • - (babbling)

  • - Is he okay?

  • What's wrong with him?

  • - Yeah, we've been trying to figure that out

  • for over a decade!

  • - Okay then, give me Broccoli and Little Apple.

  • All right, here we go.

  • We surveyed 100 of the most weirdest people we could find.

  • Top three answers are on the board.

  • Give me something that you do on a Friday night.

  • (buzzer pressed)

  • Broccoli!

  • - Watch a movie!

  • - Is it up there?

  • (buzzing)

  • No.

  • Remember, we asked extremely weird people these questions.

  • Little Apple?

  • - Aw man oh man oh man, my mind's going blank!

  • All I can think of is what I did last Friday night!

  • - We need an answer.

  • - Bubble bath in vinegar!

  • - I'm sorry, did you say bubble bath in vinegar?

  • - Well, I read online that it can make you bigger.

  • I don't know Steve, I went down a real internet rabbit hole.

  • I was scraping the bottom of the barrel

  • as far as quality websites are concerned.

  • - Is it up there?

  • Survey says--

  • (ding)

  • You've got to be kidding me!

  • Do the fruits wanna pass or play?

  • - I don't know.

  • Are we weird enough to get all three answers, guys?

  • - (babbling)

  • - We'll play, Steve.

  • - Alrighty then.

  • By the way, the winner of today's episode will win

  • a new motor boat!

  • - [Orange] That's okay, I brought my own.

  • (imitation of motorboat engine)

  • - Okay, Grapefruit, how are ya my man?

  • - Quite well, Steve.

  • I'd like to say hello to all the beautiful females

  • watching at home, and I'd also remind everyone that

  • the camera adds five pounds.

  • That's right, I'm even more svelte in person, ladies.

  • - Great.

  • All right, now give me something that you do

  • on a Friday night.

  • - Well ladies, I happen to spend Friday nights

  • volunteering at the local puppy shelter,

  • before going to bed alone on my yacht,

  • yearning for someone to share my considerable fortune with.

  • - Is it up there?

  • (buzzing)

  • - Steve, I'm gonna go with what Grapefruit

  • actually spent last Friday night doing.

  • Eating muffins while swiping right on every Tinder profile,

  • including his cousin's.

  • - That was an accident, okay?

  • I got deep in the zone!

  • My mind went to auto-swipe town.

  • - Is it up there?

  • Survey says--

  • (ding)

  • Wow, okay then.

  • Grandpa Lemon, you can win it right here

  • with a correct answer.

  • Name something that you do on a Friday night.

  • - Well, if you're looking for weird,

  • I think I gotcha covered.

  • Why, back in the war, whenever we'd get

  • stir-crazy from boredom, we'd grab some bamboo reeds

  • and we'd-- (snoring)

  • - Is sleep on the board?

  • (buzzing)

  • Oh, I'm sorry, that answer is far too normal to be up there.

  • Orange, it's up to you.

  • Get it right and your team wins the round.

  • Get it wrong and the veggies get a chance to steal.

  • Here we go!

  • Name something that you do on a Friday night.

  • - Hmm.

  • What is motorboating till ya pass out?

  • - This isn't Jeopardy, Orange.

  • You don't have to phrase your answers as questions.

  • - Who's answering?

  • I was asking!

  • 'Cause it sounds like fun!

  • (chuckles)

  • (imitation of motorboat engine)

  • - Orange.

  • Orange!

  • You need to focus up, buddy.

  • (imitation of motorboat engine)

  • Orange!

  • Something you do on Friday night!

  • - Honestly, this is what he does on Friday night.

  • - Good enough!

  • Then that's his answer!

  • Motorboat, is it up there?

  • (ding)

  • What!

  • You know what, I'm not even mad.

  • Congratulations, you win.

  • Take your prize and get on outta here.

  • At least we get to move on from whatever that annoying thing

  • Orange does with his mouth is called!

  • - Motorboat!

  • - Right!

  • Motorboat!

  • - No!

  • Motorboat!

  • (record scratching) - Wait, what?

  • (crash)

  • (screaming of audience)

  • - Holy ship! (laughing)

  • (fruits groaning)

  • - [Announcer] Family Food is filmed in front of a

  • live studio audience!

  • And directly below a poorly run ship yard.

  • Whoops!

  • (guitar music)

- [Announcer] It's time to play Family Food!

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