tried to come up with ways of spending $1 billion dollars in real life in just one day.

Well, today we're putting it up to your favorite lab rat and challenging him to find realistic

ways of spending $1 billion in 24 hours- but because it's Covid quarantine season, he can't

leave the house!

So, can you really spend a cool $1 billion online in 24 hours?

Let's find out!

Alright, I bet all of you out there in youtubeland are about as sick and tired of being stuck

at home as I am.

Well, other than going stir crazy I happened to be a statistic and actually got infected,

but thankfully it was mild and cleared up in a few weeks.

Turns out the girlfriend is one of the lucky ones, and was asymptomatic, but just in case

we made sure to bunker up at our place like it was a zombie apocalypse survival challenge.

I don't know which of the two- the girlfriend or our dog- has suffered the worst from this

lockdown.

She loves to be active, and this lockdown has her going absolutely stir crazy.

Our poor dog is used to going to agility training and to the dog park to hang out with other

pups, and the best we've been able to do with him is play fetch in the house.

The other day I caught both of them staring out the window and I swear they had tears

in their eyes.

You probably noticed we've been on a challenge break given the circumstances and my health,

so it's kind of nice to actually be able to do another challenge- even if it's just online.

Spend a billion dollars over the internet, without ever leaving home.

That's a lot of money, and the rules of the challenge are going to make it rather difficult.

First, there's no just giving it away to charity, I have to find real things to spend the money

on.

Second, the entire purchasing process has to be done electronically.

The buying and receipt process of whatever I would buy all has to be possible remotely,

never requiring a face-to-face meeting or exchange.

So, let's start.

Ok, right off the bat I thought about real estate, because it's the most expensive thing

you can possibly buy and I need to eat up this massive budget as quickly as I can.

After all, I need to actually be able to buy everything I plan on acquiring all online,

far more difficult than in person.

Also, there's a sweet bonus from The Infographics Show on the line for me if I can hit the billion

dollar mark in a realistic way- yep, the show's officially turning these challenges into a

messed up game show.

So I turned to Dubai, knowing that they have private islands for sale there and private

islands in one of the world's most expensive places can't be cheap.

I had to make sure that I could actually complete a transaction fully remotely, so I did what

any normal person would do- I reached out to them directly and pretended I wanted to

buy an island.

Turns out, it's pretty damn easy.

I got a hold of the real estate agency by email first, and they responded very quickly

and set up a time to call.

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Now I couldn't just pretend to be the buyer directly, because no insanely rich person

handles such mundane details as buying islands themselves.

So I had the girlfriend pretend to be my assistant, which worked really well because she's a very

gifted actress.

Within two hours and after just three phone calls back and forth between us and the real

estate office in Dubai, we had an island worth $455 million lined up and ready for purchase.

Now the payment process would take a few days because as we were told, it would have to

be done via bank wire transfer and officials in both the US and Dubai would have to inspect

it.

You can't just move around such massive quantities of money without the government taking a peek

to make sure everything's legit.

Then there would have to be reams of paperwork to be signed, and some government forms from

Dubai- but all of it I was assured could be done quickly and completely over the internet,

by phone, or if need be- by fax.

Boom, just like that I owned an island.

Well, I mean not really, but either way almost halfway through this challenge with just one

purchase.

$545 million to go.

I headed over to Ebay because I figured that place was full of enough crap that there were

bound to be plenty of things to help me reach my billion dollar budget.

I was definitely not disappointed.

I went to automobiles first, figuring that cars would probably be the most expensive

things there.

The clock was winding down, so I had to spend my money economically, achieving a very high

dollar to hours ratio, so I ignored anything under a million, and honestly, the cars section

kind of disappointed me.

Sure, there were Bugattis and McLarens P1s for sale, but even after buying enough cars

for myself and all my extended family and exhausting every single car over a million

that I could find, it all still only came up to $43 million.

Still, that's a total of $498 million, and only $502 million left to go.

I turned to collectibles and I found some real gems there, though nothing quite as pricey

as I imagined.

Still, I snagged a sweet original negative from the Hiroshima atomic bombing for 2 million,

and I have to admit it was fascinating to make that find.

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I also found a WWII Japanese officer's sword and a top secret British map of the front

lines, both for over a million.

What really blew my mind though was a piece of a letter written by the Prophet Muhammad,

going for $1.2 million.

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I wondered about the authenticity but it came with a certificate of authenticity and the

seller had over 98% positive feedback- so, you know, 'probably' legit.

Alright, I racked up a total bill of $38 million in collectible photographs, maps, and other

similar antiques- though it sort of became a bit of rabbit hole for me and I spend a

good hour and a half looking through all the postings...

most of that time was while the girlfriend was on the phone with real estate agents in

Dubai of course.

Still, it wasn't a very efficient use of my time, I wasn't spending enough money per hour

and needed to step it up a notch.

$536 million spent, $464 million to go.

I turned to antiques now, and was blown away by a 21 million dollar cabinet.

Yeah, you heard that right, a cabinet worth 21 million... at least to someone anyways.

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Apparently the cabinet was gifted by Queen Victoria to various British nobles, and you

know those Brits- despite living in a democracy they are confusingly still crazy about royals.

Like a hundred years ago these guys were literally stomping on peasant's necks, and today they're

getting turned into celebrities...

I just don't understand.

Anyways, I thought it was funny when I found a life-sized carving of Sitting Bull's head

for sale for 8.5 million (use photo 5).

It was attributed to an early American folk artist, but the seller admits that it hadn't

been authenticated.

That takes some balls to sell an item you haven't even authenticated yet and ask for

$8.5 million, so I put it on the list.

Top it all off with some random ancient chinese porcelain, more British royal memorabilia,

and other odds and ends and my antique shopping spree came out to a cool $74 million, putting

a serious dent in my budget and making for a very efficient millions-per-hour spending

rate.

New total: $610 million, $390 to go.

Now, I figured art was a sure-fire way to spend some big bucks, and let me tell you

I wasn't disappointed here.

I found some jackson pollock original paintings all for at least $10 million, along with two

paintings of... well, streaks, also going for $10 million.

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Listen, I get it, I'm an artist myself, but if you're spending $10 million for a streak

of paint on white canvas... you really need to check yourself before you rickety-wreck

yourself, because you just got got.

Still, it was pricey, so into the shopping bag it went.

All in all after spending obscene amounts on modern art, my bill came to $98 million.

Interestingly though I didn't find any paintings over 10 million, making me wonder if there's

some limit Ebay is willing to let dumb people spend on their site.

New total: $708 million, with $292 to go.

By now I'd spent six hours shopping, and it was time for lunch so I ordered Grubhub sushi

for the girlfriend and I.

Total: $58.30, but I picked up that tab myself.

This was going much better than I had hoped for to be honest, mostly because as I mentioned-

dumb people are paying obscene amounts of money for dumb art.

I figured that after all this coronavirus lockdown crap, me and the girlfriend deserved

a vacation, so I looked for ways to finance a getaway with our remaining millions.

I found what's billed as the world's most expensive hotel room, which is on a private

submarine down in the Caribbean called The Lover's Deep.

Price tag: $292,000 a night, so with air fare and a five night get away, that came out to

$1.5 million.

I threw in some fun activities like swimming with sharks, luxury yacht rentals- plus crew

of course- and a few other odds and ends and managed to spend $3.2 million for a five day

trip.

Thing is, this was an incredibly inefficient use of my time, because it took almost two

hours to even find the contact info for The Lovers Deep, because as I found out- at least

as of this writing- it's not a thing you can just google.

I had to have the girlfriend call down to several places at St. Lucia itself to find

anyone who had contact info for the company that rents out the submarine, once again with

her posing as my very sexy personal assistant.

Turns out this sub is kind of one of those 'unique' experiences that only the ultra wealthy

are supposed to know about, and I feel like if I include the contact info in this video

someone might come after me.

Ok, new total: $711.2 million.

Definitely not a good use of my time.

Alright, regular business hours for American businesses were coming to a close soon, so

I pulled out all the stops for this next expense.

I headed over to Space Adventures' website and got a public relations phone number to

call.

After a half hour of back and forths, they quoted me that for an upcoming circumlunar

mission, the cost would be $117 million per person.

The trip is supposed to span less than a week, and consists of two passengers with one professional

Russian Cosmonaut.

Your spacecraft will swing around the far side of the moon, without entering into orbit,

and return to earth, bringing you as low as 100 meters from the lunar surface.

Now, of all the things I spent fake money on, this was without a doubt the thing that

had me most excited.

I love space.

Let me rephrase that, I (bleep) love space, and the thought of getting within 100 meters

of the moon made me so excited that I got sad when I realized I wouldn't actually be

going.

Also, I would never get the opportunity to make the ultimate terrible joke, by getting

into space with the girlfriend, turning to her, and saying, “You know, I think you're

out of this world.”

So two dreams crushed in one blow, what a cruel life.

Still, my new total was $945.2 million, with $54.8 to go- except not, because Space Adventures

also quoted a single seat to the ISS for $55 million!

And just like that, boom, billion dollars spent.

Sure I went over budget, but I guess I could just cut back on some of the dumb art I bought,

and yeah, it makes me a little sad that I'd have to leave the girlfriend behind while

I went to the ISS, but as she put it- “Going to the ISS seems dumb, I bet it smells up

there.

But the moon is romantic!”

Mission accomplished, and it only took less than twelve hours- granted I couldn't have

done it without the girlfriend pretending to be my personal assistant to various real

estate and luxury resort offices, so half the credit goes to her.

Now payment for some of these things would take a few days to sort out, but I was assured

that none of it would need to be done in person, and the bank could handle all wire transfers

electronically.

So, if you've ever wondered if you could really spend a billion dollars online in one day-

the answer is yes.

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