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  • - Hi friends!

  • I'm Marshmallow, and I'm here with my favorite person in

  • the whole wide world, Lou the Tick!

  • Yay! (laughs)

  • - Am I really your favorite person?

  • - Of course you are!

  • You're tied for first place

  • along with everyone else in the world.

  • Yay! (laughs)

  • - I'm honored.

  • Well, today we've got a doozy of an episode for ya.

  • How to Save The World.

  • - Where to begin, where to begin?

  • - I know where to begin, I brought a list!

  • - As did I.

  • - I'll go first!

  • Step one, be nice to everyone!

  • Kindness is contagious, so being kind, even to one person,

  • could start a tidal wave of goodness

  • that saves the entire world

  • from a cycle of violence, pain and despair.

  • Yay!

  • - Ha, so I think our lists are pretty different.

  • - Different, but equally valid and wonderful.

  • Go ahead, what's step two?

  • - Uh, okay.

  • Step two, establish a missile defense shield capable

  • of intercepting extraterrestrial missiles

  • above the stratosphere.

  • - [Marshmallow] Yay! That's a great one, Lou!

  • And here's another great one!

  • Step three, think happy thoughts!

  • - [Lou] That's it?

  • - That's it, Lou!

  • It's that easy!

  • Your thoughts manifest themselves through your actions, so--

  • - Hold on, I just gotta interject.

  • I'm sorry, but it feels like one of us put in effort

  • and did actual research about how to save the Earth

  • from an imminent cataclysmic event, and the other person--

  • - Is you? (giggles)

  • - Grr!

  • No, it's yours that isn't meticulously-researched!

  • Here's what I mean.

  • Step four, install a shadow government.

  • One that isn't beholden to corporate interests

  • and oligarchs at Big Tin Foil!

  • - I thought you loved tin foil!

  • - I sure did,

  • until I found out the truth about Big Tin Foil!

  • It's controlled by Big Chicken, (rooster crows)

  • which is controlled by the Kuwaitis, (lightning crashes)

  • which is controlled by Warren Buffett,

  • who is secretly an alien!

  • - [Marshmallow] Ooh!

  • That reminds me of step five, plant a flower.

  • Yay!

  • - What?!

  • How did my manifesto remind you of planting a flower?

  • How's planting a flower going to save the world?

  • - By giving a ladybug a flower pedal bed

  • to sleep on every night.

  • Yay! (laughs)

  • - I've had enough of this,

  • Lou's taking control of the airwaves!

  • Step six, we broker an agreement

  • between the Illuminati, the Masons,

  • and the elementary school secretaries.

  • That's a manifesto, baby.

  • Step seven, we build a time machine

  • because we need to be carbon neutral yesterday.

  • You better bet that's a manifesto!

  • Step eight, we eat the rich!

  • - [Marshmallow] Step nine, say something nice

  • about yourself into the mirror!

  • - [Lou] Do not listen to Marshmallow!

  • Step 10, begin construction on a city near the Earth's core,

  • where minerals are plentiful and gamma rays are minimal.

  • - [Marshmallow] Step 11, everyone give Lou a hug!

  • - No, no one give me a hug!

  • Hey, stay away!

  • Ah! Love, my only weakness!

  • No!

  • - You! Take us to your leader.

  • We have come to destroy Earth.

  • - Aw, could you please not destroy Earth?

  • Please?

  • - Well, I guess since you asked so politely,

  • we'll let your planet live.

  • Thanks for being so kind.

  • Most planets try to blast us with missile defense shields.

  • - Aww, I'm sorry, don't be sad.

  • Everyone give the alien a hug!

  • - Well, thank you so much!

  • (alien yells)

  • - Yay! (laughs)

  • (triumphant music)

  • (upbeat music)

- Hi friends!

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HOW2: How to Save the Earth!

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    Summer posted on 2020/09/02
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