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  • Conan O Brien here.

  • Pretty cool, huh?

  • Is that cool?

  • Okay.

  • Trusty assistant.

  • Sona.

  • Obsession.

  • So you and I have been together.

  • How long?

  • Over nine years.

  • And I've been there during really important moments in your life.

  • Yeah, I'm told that you want to buy a new car.

  • Yes.

  • Okay.

  • This is a big decision.

  • It is.

  • I'd like to help you.

  • Are you cool with me helping you?

  • I mean, yeah, I'm sorry.

  • Do not trust me.

  • I I question your judgment.

  • I hired your true story.

  • Ladies and gentlemen, I was once really hungry after a long shoot.

  • And so it was at the office and I called her and I was headed in.

  • And I said, Sona, what about lunch?

  • And she said, I'm OK.

  • I've eaten and hung up before we buy you a new car.

  • Yes.

  • We have to look it.

  • Your existing car.

  • This is a 2007 Volkswagen Jetta.

  • How many miles are on this car?

  • There are 160,000 miles on his car.

  • What?

  • Had it tuned up?

  • I got my first tune up a week ago.

  • I didn't know.

  • I didn't know that you had to get it.

  • That's in sighing.

  • This thing is a death trap, but it still runs.

  • It don't.

  • Well, well, I stopped at a stop sign and it started shaking.

  • Really?

  • And then the light for the engine started flashing.

  • Sometimes the light will come on, and then something will happen.

  • And then the light turns off, so I'm like it must have fixed it.

  • You're a terrible car owner.

  • Awful.

  • You have a nickname for this?

  • I do.

  • This is white lightning.

  • How is it?

  • White lightning.

  • It's got 160,000 miles shivers and it shakes.

  • Why don't you just call it sickle cell anemia?

  • That is a glade.

  • Plug it It, uh, it ran out a while ago.

  • I guess it's a dollar chips from the Bellagio in Las Vegas.

  • That thing.

  • Why is this thing open?

  • It doesn't close.

  • Sometimes that closes but old clothes for, like, three minutes, and then it'll open up.

  • I could fix this if you want.

  • What?

  • This?

  • What are you doing?

  • What's this?

  • You're rolling Deep green.

  • Four have coupons, mostly bed, bath and beyond.

  • How many times do you have like an old lady who does?

  • You were a young woman like a guy.

  • Singles.

  • You have a dollar chips from the Bellagio and you have $600,000.

  • We've got so many Cooper.

  • Where do you get them?

  • Teoh, check this out.

  • What happened here?

  • It's bad.

  • I know and actually teach up up here.

  • You keep magazine thing kind of helpful, actually.

  • Look at that.

  • That's storage space.

  • Didn't even know about fate of the Furious.

  • That goes right in the old or roof chamber.

  • I would have bought to a new car myself.

  • Can you buy me a new car?

  • I don't have any money.

  • Yes.

  • No, I have access to your financial information.

  • Reports are old.

  • I made some unwise investments.

  • I bought a theme restaurant.

  • Was it Depression era burger stand?

  • Arabian racehorses that had Lupus.

  • But I can't go with you to dealers.

  • Because if people saw me, they freak out.

  • They do.

  • It's like, Oh, my God.

  • I Beatles got back together and became one person.

  • It's common place.

  • I've been places with you.

  • Yeah, it gets pretty crazy.

  • No, it doesn't.

  • It doesn't get crazy at all.

  • We'll find you a new car, But I can't go with you.

  • What's doing online.

  • We can go on Auto trader.

  • Let's do what the kids do.

  • I have a lot of wisdom.

  • Do you know your cars?

  • I do know cars.

  • You?

  • That's a car right there.

  • E m even wanna be with me.

  • Men want to be on top of me.

  • I want to be with weight.

  • Let's pick out a car for you.

  • I would really like to check out like a Subaru.

  • Not sure.

  • Can you please not get away?

  • Car.

  • What?

  • It looks like 1000 birds Shit on your car at once.

  • You can see the shit because the shit matches the white that your car is.

  • Well, then you realize your dreams.

  • Super foresters air.

  • Great.

  • That's a good car.

  • And it's what's 23,500?

  • And what's the Kelley Blue Book?

  • Price adviser.

  • Oh, right.

  • It's actually a little lower than what it is in the middle in the middle.

  • This is a fine car, but boring.

  • Let's go slightly out of your budget, Okay?

  • Like what?

  • Let's look at Bugattis.

  • There we go.

  • First one bang used 2010.

  • How much is that?

  • It's $2 million No.

  • One million.

  • 900.

  • Look at it.

  • You know what it runs on?

  • Liquid arrogance.

  • How about a home when I get home, it needs so much gas.

  • Yeah.

  • They make a model that only runs on reinforced would.

  • That's not true.

  • Good improv partner.

  • Poor with Connor.

  • And some is in private when we come back.

  • Well, I'm in a candy shop.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Okay.

  • I'm a famous detective white one, which is the color of your car switch.

  • The price of that 1.

  • $73,000.

  • Yeah.

  • What's the Kelley Blue Book's?

  • It says 49,000 and 56.

  • Do sh What?

  • See, What's this person doing?

  • He's the Hummer owner.

  • Let's write this person an email.

  • I just checked out the Hummer you're selling and noticed that you are asking over $30,000 war.

  • Then it's Kelley Blue Book value.

  • I am so excited because I grew up on a stupid farm.

  • Go more on the way.

  • You're I think there is a word limit.

  • OK, we'll just take out the last three words on then just say, you waiting.

  • It's beautiful.

  • Lowest.

  • We pay.

  • Okay, cars under $1000.

  • Let's look at these cars under under $1000.

  • 0, look how they're shooting in this shadow.

  • This suspicious shadows Look, Attack car is in the witness protection broken.

  • You know why they broke the handle, don't you?

  • That's a killing car.

  • This is a murder carts, a murder car.

  • It says Kelley Blue Book does not consider this a car with four wheels.

  • Please get this car.

  • I don't want this car.

  • Well, congratulations.

  • I'm buying you this car and I'm giving it to you on the air.

  • Yes, You have to accept, gentlemen.

  • Let's bring around soon, Um, obsessing and everybody fighting.

  • Thank you guys.

  • So now are you excited about your new car?

  • No, I'm not way.

  • Actually, we went and we bought this car.

  • We agreed to pay $1000 and they gave it to us for only $500 on.

  • Now it's yours.

  • I'm like Oprah.

  • This is incredible.

  • Here's your new car.

  • This car's all yours.

  • Terrible.

  • I don't want to get inside your in your It's amazing what?

  • You don't want to get a look at this thing?

  • It's beautiful.

  • Thats rubber stuff is curling and coming up off the top.

  • It's amazing.

  • Check out your new car and I'm one front really knew.

  • I will tell people who's on the show tonight from Hotel Transylvania.

  • Three.

  • Summer Vacation.

  • Andy Samberg.

  • Look at all the stains.

  • Hey, pushed the Netflix results.

  • Siri's now that comedian Nicole buyers on the show doesn't work.

  • Musical guests.

  • Dawes is on the way.

  • Jimmy.

  • Take it away.

  • I know.

Conan O Brien here.

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