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(crowd clapping)
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It's good to be back,
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it's good to be back.
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First of all,
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I gotta mention you...
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We'll talk about,
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you were an intern here at the show?
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I was an intern,
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yeah.
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The cage was right over there.
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(host laughs)
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Five years ago,
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you were.
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And this is what happens when people intern on our show,
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they all become-
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That's what happens.
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Get your applications in.
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Yeah.
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(tongue clicking)
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Thanks a lot.
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Yeah, yeah. The money's good when you were an intern?
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It is.
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Did you have a good time when you were an intern
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on this show?
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I had a blast.
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My job is actually to just hang out backstage with you
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just before you went on.
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And you'd run through some monologue jokes.
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They always have a...
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it's funny.
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We always have a few interns back there
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just to let them see what,
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how it goes.
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Yeah,
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exactly.
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And there was a one monologue joke that I remember so well,
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and you were extremely funny,
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but the joke was Pat Buchanan had his kidney stones removed
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last week.
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And he knew about them for a while,
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but he just found out that the two kidney stones were gay.
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(host laughing)
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(crowd laughing)
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I thought that was the funniest thing I'd ever seen.
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So I started laughing and laughing.
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And you were like,
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"Do you think that's funny?"
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And I said,
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"Yeah".
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And you were like,
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"No,
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you don't".
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All you kids do is go home and smoke pot
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and listen to Pearl jam.
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(crowd Laughing)
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I was like "yeah".
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If that's what he thinks of us we are okay.
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Get out of my lawn, those are my apples.
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(crowd laughing)
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You didn't know that I'm 64 years old.
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Oh yeah,
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that's me.
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That's me- Hey that lawn.
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That's a beautiful lawn back there.
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It's beautiful back there.
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It is,
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it really is.
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It's very nice. Let's talk about this is...
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First of all,
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we're all very happy for you.
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You've done so well and I think one of the hardest parts
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of your job now in the office is you work with Mr. Curral.
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And he's such a funny guy,
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We've had him here on the show a bunch...
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But he's so funny.
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How do you not laugh when you're working with him?
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Cause you have to say stay straight.
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Yeah,
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the simple answer to that is you don't.
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You break all the time.
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He's nothing without writers, but yeah.
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Once he gets going,
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once he gets going
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he actually...
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The sad thing is,
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now that we're in our second season,
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he knows exactly how to get us laughing
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Right.
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And so he does this thing where every time
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he gets slightly emotional,
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I just lose it.
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And so there was this one scene where he asked me
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to help him and I didn't really want to help him.
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And he says,
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"I don't know.
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I really have it tough.
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And you know everybody in this office,
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you think Santa has it tough, but Santa has elves.
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Okay".
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(crowd laughing)
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And no one is elving me.
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And I think I was under the desk at that point then
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(host laughing)
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(indistinct)?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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That would be...
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And so you get to also.
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There's some adlibbing,
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obviously going on,
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He does.
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You just hold on for dear life and try not to laugh.
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Now we actually,
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we come from a similar, pretty much the same place.
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I'm from Brooklyn.
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You're from Newton Massachusetts?
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I am from Newton Mass.
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So we're like grew up.
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(crowd shouting)
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They're not from there,
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they just wanna listen to their applause.
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That's true.
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Yeah,
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well I'm from right around you.
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I've actually seen you walking your dog on the holidays.
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What?
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Oh,
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yeah.
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You see me walk.
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Were you like following me in some pervy way?
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(crowd laughing)
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There He is,
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yeah.
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(interviewee smiling)
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No,
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I would never stop you because you looked like you were
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having such a good time
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and I didn't want you to start running.
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Like I'm like "Cohen".
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Was I alone?
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No, you're with your dog, Hudson.
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(crowd laughing)
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How do you know my dog's name?"
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He's six and a half years old and he like pedigree dog.
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Probably at 6:15 PM.
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Yeah.
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This is all true.
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Everything you've said.
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That's very eerie,
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dude.
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Do you go back to Massachusetts much?
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I do.
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I go back a lot.
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I was actually just there a couple days ago.
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I just had a niece and,
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so no applause?
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(crowd shouting)
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To hell with babies.
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That was weird.
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Isn't that weird they've plotted the Newton mass.
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He said," I just had a niece".
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"Nothing from us, bring up Newton again".
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(crowd laughing)
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Exactly.
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So I was back there and I was at South station looking at
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the board that takes over to tell you what track you're on
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and some guy,
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And this is great because Boston always keeps you humble.
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I mean,
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this guy was a just great stereotypical, Boston guy.
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And he says, "John, John from the office"
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and I go,
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"Yeah".
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And he's like,
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"Love the show,
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funniest show on television".
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And I was like,'
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"Oh, thank you so much".
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And I was about to go over and say,
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thank you for what?
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And he's like,
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"Yeah. Okay. Take care.
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I almost missed my train,
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take care,
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buddy.
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All right,
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that's enough.
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Easy there,
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stalker.
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Weirdo.
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That is so true because,
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when I go back,
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they always sort of let you know,
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you had nail.
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Don't get too big on yourself.
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Yeah.
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I went,
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I remembered flying into Logan Airport,
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not too long ago.
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It was like a year ago.
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And I literally just walked out of the airport and just got
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like to within,
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I wasn't even going to get in the cab lines because
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my brother was picking me up.
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But I walked out of the airport and I just sort of was
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walking around.
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And you just walk out and I got to near the front of
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the cab line and this guy's like,
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" Hey, there TV star get in the back of the line"
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(crowd laughing).
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I didn't know that was my dad.
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Yeah.
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That was probably,
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yeah.
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He said,
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"How's your dog Hudson".
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(crowd laughing)
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Oh man,
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They let you know.