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The(bleep)is this?
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just because I am
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in the comfort
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of my own home,
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doesn't mean that I can't save...
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Fix your lives.
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Did I say save your lives?
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I can't do that.
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I meant fix your lives.
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That I can do.
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Fixed it.
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Fixed it.
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fixed it, fixed it.
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Fixed it.
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Fixed it.
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Fixed it.
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You're welcome.
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You're welcome.
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You're welcome.
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You're welcome.
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You're welcome.
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You're welcome.
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You're welcome.
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Oh my God.
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How many more questions are there?
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Jesus Christ.
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There's so many questions.
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Let's get started.
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Benavidez4182 said,
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"what's some things you can do
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when bored at home."
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Oh, watch TV.
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Just watch TV.
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Just watch TV.
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You don't like watching TV.
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You know, it's always fun.
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You know what I like to do,
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but I don't do it enough,
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but when I do it,
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it sucks up my whole day.
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Is I like to make movies
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with footage.
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So I like to shoot stuff
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and then I'd put it
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into like an app.
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Like iMovie or
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really easy editing thing.
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And I make like
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a little movie.
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and it takes up
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so much time.
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(upbeat music)
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Maybe it's okay
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to be bored sometimes.
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Lindsbrennercimino said,
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"Pregnant due in May,
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what should my first
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alcoholic drink be?"
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"It's been so long."
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(laughing)
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Linds oh I like you.
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I don't know you,
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but we'd be friends.
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What should my first
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alcoholic drink be?
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Oh God, you gotta go hard.
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Don't even mess with wine
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or Prosecco or anything.
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Or like beer,
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don't even bother.
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Go straight for the hard stuff.
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'Cause
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when I go
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for a really long time
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without drinking
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and then suddenly drink again,
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all I wanna do
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is just like get real drunk.
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Let's take some shots together.
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Fixed it.
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Olivesterz says,
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"How do you keep your relationship romantic
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during quarantine times?"
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Oh! That's ah,
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how do you keep it romantic?
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I feel like being stuck
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in a house with someone
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is just by default romantic.
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Am I wrong?
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I might be wrong in this.
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I think a lot of people
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probably heard me say that
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and be like,
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what are you talking about?
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Obviously,
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I stopped trying
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with my appearance.
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I stopped wearing makeup
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a long time ago.
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I put way too much product
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in my hair now.
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I don't think I remember
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the last time I put
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my contact lenses in.
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But I don't know.
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I think...
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But also my husband and I
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are like still pretty fresh.
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We're like a year and a half.
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We're pretty fresh.
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You gotta read a Cosmo.
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I'm sure they have
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like cool tips and stuff.
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I don't know.
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I'm thinking like,
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I don't know,
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make a mistake,
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make your significant other a stake.
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I don't know.
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You know, role play,
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watch porn together.
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I don't know.
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Do that stuff.
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That's not really romantic,
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but you know,
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it could be.
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It could be.
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Depends on the porn you watch.
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I gotta stop.
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You're welcome.
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Aliciadempz said,
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"Why won't my boyfriend close cabinets
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after he opens them?"
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I don't know.
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Why doesn't he?
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What is he doing?
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Why would you leave it open?
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Why are we leaving it open?
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I have no idea.
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You know what,
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I do that sometimes.
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And I'm not proud of myself.
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Why won't he?
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That's not the question.
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Is it why won't he?
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It's can he change his behavior?
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And I think he can.
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And I think he knows he can.
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You just can't nag him.
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Don't close them.
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Don't close the cabinet.
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If he leaves them open,
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don't close them.
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And then he'll come down
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and be like,
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why are all the cabinets open?
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And then he'll realize
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that he's part of the problem.
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I don't know if that'll work.
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But why wouldn't he close cab...
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You know what?
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He's got to just change his behavior.
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What's your boyfriend's name?
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Listen, Aliciadempz's boyfriend,
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close the cabinets.
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What are we doing?
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Why would you leave them open?
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Come on, get your (bleep) together.
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You're welcome.
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Ohh_boy_I says,
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"How can I learn to say no
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to people without feeling guilty
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or having to explain myself?"
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Oh my God,
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that was my problem
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for a long time.
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How do I say no to people?
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And I did
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I'd say yes to everyone.
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And then I would
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double-triple book myself.
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I mean, I have friends.
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And people would get
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really pissed off at me.
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I'd always be late
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or I flake
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and it was awful.
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And then I just really
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made a mental note
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to just like make,
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put plans in my calendar.
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And then when people asked me to do things,
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I'd say like
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no I can't make it.
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'Cause I had something in there.
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But that's how you're asking.
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How do you say no to people
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without feeling guilty?
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I realized that
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when you say no one time,
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the first time,
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it's much easier
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to say no after that.
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So I know for me
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it was really hard to say no,
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the first time
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whenever someone asked.
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'Cause I'd yes
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to everything all the time.
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And so when they asked
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if I could like do something,
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I was like,
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I don't think I can.
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And they were like,
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Okay.
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Cause you think
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their whole response
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is going to be like,
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Oh cool.
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So we're just not friends anymore.
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And then when you realize
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that's not their response,
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it makes you...
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It makes them much easier to say no.
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You know what,
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put yourself first.
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That's what Oprah used to say.
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I think that's what she said.
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I can't remember.
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It sounds like
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something she would say.
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Be like Oprah.
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Johnbuisii says,
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"My wife wants to lose weight
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and gets mad that I want
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to keep eating cookies."
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"What do I do?"
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So she wants
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to lose weight.
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She doesn't want you
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eating cookies.
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Eat them in secret.
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If she can't have cookies,
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obviously she doesn't wanna watch
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you eating cookies.
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So just cower somewhere
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in the corner
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of your living arrangement,
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and eat a cookie.
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Or in the middle of the night.
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Come down and eat cookies.
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I...
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Listen, my husband is very health conscious
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and I need chocolate
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on a regular basis.
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And sometimes I feel guilty
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cause I'm like,
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should I not wanna eat this
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all the time?
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Should I try
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to be more health conscious?
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And then I realized,
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you know what?
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Chocolate makes me happy.
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And if he doesn't want me
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to be happy,
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that's his problem.
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No, I mean I guess,
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I don't know.
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It sounds like she just wants
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you to be healthy.
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But you can be healthy
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and eat a cookie or five.