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- Howdy howdy, fruit lovers.
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Today, we're doing the egg roulette challenge,
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and that's no yolk. (laughs)
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The way it works, is we launch an egg way up in the air,
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then we see who it lands on.
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It's going to be so much fun.
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- Yeah. Maybe for you.
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Doesn't sound very fun for us eggs.
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- That's true. From an egg's perspective,
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the egg roulette challenge,
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isn't all it's cracked up to be. (laughs)
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- Yeah. Which is why I won't be participating.
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And neither will my friends.
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Now, if you'll "eggs"cuse us,
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we'll be making our way to the "eggs"it.
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- Wuh oh, looks like our plans for today's video
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just got scrambled. (laughs)
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- Not so fast. We'll do it.
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- Wow, really?
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- Sure. See, me and my buddies here
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aren't your average soft-boiled chicken eggs.
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We have a thirst for danger!
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- For thrills!
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- For "eggs"treme sports.
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- That's right.
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See, we're daredevil eggs.
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We have our own version of the egg roulette challenge
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we like to play.
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- As long as it involves launching eggs into the air,
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I'm up for it. (laughs manically)
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- Well, you're in luck
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because our version of the egg roulette challenge
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absolutely involves launching eggs into the air.
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But first we pick our parachutes.
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- Parachutes, that's cheating!
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- Not so fast, bro.
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See, only two of these backpacks contain parachutes.
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One of them is just a regular old backpack filled with junk.
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Now, you're going to turn around and mix them up.
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So none of us know which one is which.
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- Wow. I gotta say you eggs absolutely rule at roulette.
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(laughs)
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- Okay. Are they mixed up?
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- Shell yes they are. (laughs)
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- Awesome. I'll go first.
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I'm going to pick backpack number two.
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- Good luck buddy.
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- Yeah, and if it doesn't work out for you,
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we'll see you on the sunny side.
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- Thanks bros.
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When you're ready, orange.
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This is extreme!
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- Hope that launch didn't leave you terri"fried". (laughs)
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- Okay, I'm at the apex.
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Time to pull the cord and see if I chose right or not.
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Yeah, Yeah!
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Oh man, what a rush.
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- He guessed right!
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It's a parachute.
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- Aha, I guess you won't get splattered
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with egg just yet orange.
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- Aw, shoot. (maniacal laugh)
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- I'm telling you guys,
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going up without knowing
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whether you're gonna come back down alive,
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is one of the most intense experiences I've ever
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(exclaims in pain)
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- Yeah, I think he spoke too soon.
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- Yeah, he's really eating crow right now.
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- I dunno, it looks like the crows eating him.
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(yelling in pain)
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Now, that's what I call a murder. (laughs)
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- Farewell bro.
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I dedicate my egg roulette attempt in your honor.
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- Yo what you talkin' 'bout?
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You're still gonna do it after that?
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Talk about bird brain.
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- Don't worry about me.
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I always pack a can of bird spray.
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See? I'm going to be fine.
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Well, if I pick the right backpack, that is.
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I'm gonna to go with lucky backpack number three.
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- See you on the sunny side, bro.
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- Right back at you bro.
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This is "eggs"treme!
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- Good luck. Hope you don't turn into an eggplant. (laughs)
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- The apex!
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Okay, the time is now!
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Did I pick right?
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Yes, awesome!
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- Wow, he picked right.
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Guess that means you got left
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with a backpack full of junk, huh?
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- Oh man, guess so.
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- Yes I am so good at picking parachutes. (exclaims)
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Wait, I'm getting blown off course!
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Where is this gust of wind taking me? (splattering sound)
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- Whoa, and to think,
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we didn't even get the chance to "blade" him farewell.
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(laughs)
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- Let's get this over with I guess.
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- Wait, you're not going to actually go through with this,
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are you?
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You know that's not a parachute.
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- I know, but fair's fair.
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They risked their lives so I should too.
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- What are you, some kind of egghead?
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Those eggs are toast. Nobody's going to blame you
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if you walk away.
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- I live by a code,
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the daredeviled-egg code.
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Now launch me into the sky, please.
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- Okay. You want some bird spray first?
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- What's the point, dude?
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- I guess you're right.
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Well, see ya' on the sunny side.
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- See you on the sunny side, orange.
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This is "eggs"treme!
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- Aw, I'm going to miss that guy.
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He's definitely no chicken. (laughs)
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- Okay, let's see what this backpack is actually made of.
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Sure enough, a bunch of junk.
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Well, I guess this is it,
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A lifetime of "eggs"treme sports
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all hard-boils down to this.
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Hey, is that a hammer?
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- Hey, hey egg!
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- Yeah?
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- Do a back-flip! (laughs)
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- Harr harr, I'll do better than a back-flip.
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- Better than a back-flip.
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What the heck could that be?
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- Just need another moment.
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- Egg, hey egg!
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- What?
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- Ground!
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- Not today, orange.
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Not today.
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- Wow!
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- Yeah, this is "eggs"treme!
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- I guess his plan really took flight after all. (laughs)
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- Huh, (bird caws) (screaming)
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(egg splatters on ground)
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- Oh snap, see that's "eggs"actly
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why you always use bird spray. (laughs)
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(exclaims in disgust)
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(rock music)