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  • Welcome to the first day of class everybody.

  • Ughhh.

  • Let's start by telling everyone three fun facts about ourselves!

  • Well uhh...

  • [Clears throat]

  • Uhh...

  • I hate school.

  • Okay, come on.

  • No, I mean I HATE school!

  • I rather like fall into a volcano or have relations with Donkey Kong or something

  • Donkey Kong?

  • And second, well … I get depressed often.

  • And think I'm ugly.

  • So there's that.

  • Ok...

  • And third, uh… I actually think I have a ton of a creative potential, but I can't help but feel that school stifles all of that.

  • I'm not good at taking tests or quizzes.

  • But, I'm interested in so many other things.

  • I would love to learn more about.

  • I'm just a little frustrated that these extremely delicate years of my youth can't be better spent exploring, creating, traveling and discovering who I really am!

  • Instead of like, jamming my brain with shit like the quadratic formula, and living in a system that rewards students that are only good at regurgitating unoriginal information!

  • Oh and also like, the lunch food fucking sucks man.

  • Okay.

Welcome to the first day of class everybody.

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B1 INT US uhh donkey kong donkey kong school ourself


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    Eunice Lin   posted on 2020/08/26

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