Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Welcome to the first day of class everybody. Ughhh. Let's start by telling everyone three fun facts about ourselves! Well uhh... [Clears throat] Uhh... I hate school. Okay, come on. No, I mean I HATE school! I rather like fall into a volcano or have relations with Donkey Kong or something Donkey Kong? And second, well … I get depressed often. And think I'm ugly. So there's that. Ok... And third, uh… I actually think I have a ton of a creative potential, but I can't help but feel that school stifles all of that. I'm not good at taking tests or quizzes. But, I'm interested in so many other things. I would love to learn more about. I'm just a little frustrated that these extremely delicate years of my youth can't be better spent exploring, creating, traveling and discovering who I really am! Instead of like, jamming my brain with shit like the quadratic formula, and living in a system that rewards students that are only good at regurgitating unoriginal information! Oh and also like, the lunch food fucking sucks man. Okay.