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Welcome to the first day of class everybody.
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Ughhh.
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Let's start by telling everyone three fun facts about ourselves!
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Well uhh...
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[Clears throat]
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Uhh...
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I hate school.
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Okay, come on.
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No, I mean I HATE school!
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I rather like fall into a volcano or have relations with Donkey Kong or something
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Donkey Kong?
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And second, well … I get depressed often.
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And think I'm ugly.
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So there's that.
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Ok...
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And third, uh… I actually think I have a ton of a creative potential, but I can't help but feel that school stifles all of that.
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I'm not good at taking tests or quizzes.
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But, I'm interested in so many other things.
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I would love to learn more about.
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I'm just a little frustrated that these extremely delicate years of my youth can't be better spent exploring, creating, traveling and discovering who I really am!
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Instead of like, jamming my brain with shit like the quadratic formula, and living in a system that rewards students that are only good at regurgitating unoriginal information!
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Oh and also like, the lunch food fucking sucks man.
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Okay.