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(dramatic music
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- Okay, everything's all set.
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Just gonna replace my arc reactor.
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All right, here we go, Tony.
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It's a delicate process that requires
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complete focus and silence
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- Hey!
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- Aaaugh!
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- Whoa! Shocked to see me, huh? (laughing)
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- Who are you?
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What are you doing in my laboratory?
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- You brought me in here.
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I was part of your lunch.
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- Ugh. Of all the days to skip lunch.
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- Shouldn't skip meals, Tony.
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It'll come back to haunt ya!
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(ghostly laugh)
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- Give me that!
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Now scram.
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I'm doing important work here.
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- Yeesh.
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I guess that's why they say never meet your idols.
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You're way different in person.
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- Am I?
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- Yeah Tony.
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The difference is really stark. (laughing)
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- Ugh.
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Tell you what.
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Just call me Iron Man.
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Think you can do that for me?
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- Sure.
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Hey Iron Man! Hey!
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Hey!
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- Yes?
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- Hey Iron Man! Hey Iron Man!
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- What?
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- Is your girlfriend Iron Maiden? (laughing)
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- No, as a matter of fact,
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my girlfriend's name is Pepper.
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- (gasp) You're dating Pepper?
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Oh man, Salt's gonna be devastated when he finds out!
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- Ugh, I don't have time for this.
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- Ooh!
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Hey Iron Man, are you friends with
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Tin Man from Wizard of Oz?
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- No.
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- Have you met Jeremy Irons?
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Oh, are you jealous they don't call
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you the Man of Steel?
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- No!
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You do understand I'm not actually made of metal, right?
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That's just my superhero name.
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I am just a normal, everyday billionaire
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genius playboy philanthropist,
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made out of skin and bones.
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Got it?
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- (sniffles) For someone who claims
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to not be made out of iron,
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you sure have a hardened heart.
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- You know it's funny you should bring up my heart.
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Come here a sec, I need your help.
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- Woohoo! I love being useful.
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- Whatever.
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Listen, you see this thing?
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It's what keeps me alive.
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It also is no longer working.
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So I need you to put this new one in, okay?
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- Um...
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- Please?
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Do it now.
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Quickly!
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- But I don't have any hands.
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- You don't have any hands.
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That's just perfect.
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I need to swap in a new arc reactor
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and I find myself dependent on
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some citrus fruit with no arms.
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- Are you going to die, Iron Man?
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- If you keep wasting time, yes.
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Listen to me- you're gonna have to get into the suit.
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- Me?
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- Yes you.
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There's no other way.
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Once inside you'll be able to operate the arms and--
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- Woohoo!
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I AM IRON MAN!
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NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH,
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NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH,
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NUH NUH NUH!
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- Listen, just whatever you do, do not--
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- Weeee!
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- --fly around.
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- I gotta say, Tony:
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wearing this suit is a real BLAST! (laughing)
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- Listen- arc reactor.
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Now.
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Can we focus up here please?
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- Oh yeah!
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You need me to reach in there, right?
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- Yes, but first --
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(Annoying Orange gibbering) (sounds of electrocution)
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- -let me tell you exactly--
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(Annoying Orange gibbering) (sounds of electrocution)
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- -how to--
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(Annoying Orange gibbering) (sounds of electrocution)
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Would you stop and listen to me?
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- Sorry! No ears (laughing)
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Hey, I'm gonna fly this around and
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dive bomb some people, cool?
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Thanks, bye!
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- Hey! Hey!
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Screw it, I'll do it myself.
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- Tony?
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- Pepper.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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I almost died.
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- Well I'm glad you didn't die,
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because then we couldn't do THIS!
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(kissing sounds)
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Oh Tony, I know they look down
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on our love but I don't care!
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- Pepper, I have something very important to say to you.
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Something I've been meaning to say for a while now.
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- What is it, Tony?
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- Well I'm thinking of giving up all this Iron Man business.
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Partially because someone stole my suit.
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But that's beside the point.
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Pepper, what I want to tell you is:
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dive bomb.
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- What?
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- Dive bomb!
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(Pepper and Tony screaming)
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(Annoying Orange laughing)
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- Hey!
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You stop that right now!
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And give Tony back his suit.
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- Whoa!
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Pepper sure is salty!
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Oh the IRON-y! (laughing)
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(groaning)
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(bouncy bright music)