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  • (bright music)

  • (bright piano music)

  • - Wow, this is a really nice place Stuart.

  • - Well, I wanted to take you some place

  • special tonight Miss Landon.

  • - Kaylie.

  • - Kaylie.

  • I've been coming here for years.

  • This place is practically an institution.

  • I'm putting your purse on the back of your chair.

  • - Thank you.

  • - Okay.

  • - Okay.

  • (intense music)

  • - Is there anything else sir?

  • - No, no everything's fine.

  • Sorry, he just looks familiar.

  • - It's okay.

  • So, I have an interview for a new job next week.

  • It's just a job interview for the Marriott

  • but it'll allow me to take some classes.

  • See if I can do some more photography stuff.

  • Hey, it's okay.

  • I'm having a really delightful time with you.

  • - I feel the same way.

  • But if things are gonna get serious between us

  • I should maybe come clean about something.

  • - Okay.

  • - You should know, I'm not sure how to say this.

  • - It's okay.

  • - Kaylie,

  • (rapid bell music)

  • I'm from the future.

  • (bell music)

  • (Kaylie chuckles)

  • I traveled here two weeks ago from the year 2078.

  • I came here using a time travel app.

  • - We have to go back?

  • - No, it's kind of a one way trip.

  • There's a whole disrupting the fabric of time thing.

  • Look, I can show you the app.

  • - Hi Stuart.

  • You accessed you phone again.

  • What do you want me to do?

  • - No, he came with the,

  • - Strange, current network of 4G.

  • What odd wasteland have you brought me to 15G man?

  • Oh my god.

  • - No, cut no.

  • - These are like olden days.

  • This is hella old.

  • Did you get shots before you came here?

  • Because you oughta get shots.

  • This is so old, this is super old.

  • - Okay, okay, just turn that thing off.

  • Okay, I believe you.

  • But, why travel back to now?

  • Do you have to stop an assassination

  • or, kill the next Hitler or something?

  • - Actually I came back to date you.

  • To be your boyfriend.

  • - Wait, what?

  • Am I like some famous historical figure or something?

  • - (chuckles) no, no.

  • No, nothing like that.

  • You're actually a resident in the nursing home I work at.

  • - Nursing home?

  • Can I have some more wine?

  • Thank you.

  • Sorry, I'm sorry.

  • I just, I'm in a nursing home.

  • - Well yeah, I mean, you're a lot older 63 years from now.

  • You can't take care of yourself

  • so I take care of you.

  • - What about my children, why aren't I with them?

  • - You never had any children.

  • Maybe we can change that this time around.

  • Right, let's take it slow,

  • we'll take it slow,

  • we'll take it slow.

  • - I get stuck in a nursing home?

  • - Okay look, I know this is a lot to take in Miss Landon.

  • Kaylie.

  • Wow, I really need to stop doing that.

  • Kaylie, Kaylie, Kaylie.

  • I know this is a lot to handle

  • but I think you're a really amazing old woman.

  • When I met you six decades from now

  • I was really taken back with how well you and I clicked.

  • There was just this chemistry, you know?

  • But the age difference was a bit much.

  • So I thought, hey, if we get along so well

  • I bet if we were the same age

  • we would be the perfect couple.

  • - Wait, wait.

  • What year were you born?

  • - 2050.

  • - 2050.

  • - Yeah, the year the Cubs finally win the world series.

  • - But.

  • - Look, maybe seeing some images of us

  • will make you feel better.

  • - Hey Stuart it got you some

  • - [Stuart] Video menu.

  • - No.

  • - I found my grandma's old Blu-ray player

  • and set it up in your room

  • so we could watch all those old high-defs.

  • - All right, I think it's working.

  • I've never tried the selfie droning mode.

  • Oh, you hit power.

  • Power.

  • (both laughing)

  • - Oh my god.

  • That's me.

  • - Here we are at your bone density screening.

  • I love that dress on you.

  • Do you have it yet?

  • - No.

  • - And look, here's from your 98th birthday party.

  • - Who are you?

  • (bright bell music)

  • - Happy birthday.

  • - What?

  • - Okay, you know what,

  • this is too weird.

  • I can't.

  • I, I was planning on having sex with you tonight.

  • - Really that's great.

  • - No, not great.

  • It would be super weird to be naked in front of you now.

  • - No, it'll be fine.

  • I see you naked everyday

  • when I give you your morning sponge bath.

  • - Gross.

  • - Kaylie, do you know how many people

  • end up dating their nurses.

  • - This is different Stuart.

  • It's not like we met in physical therapy.

  • We would never be normal.

  • I would never meet your friends,

  • or your family, or your parents.

  • - You can meet my grandparents.

  • My grandma actually attends the junior high

  • right by your apartment.

  • - Jesus.

  • I'm older than your grandmother.

  • - We can make this work.

  • You and me we can do this.

  • Next week, you're gonna get that job at the Marriott.

  • And they give you this really great plaque when you retire.

  • 50 years of service.

  • It's just like that Jay Weathermans.

  • Jay Weatherman.

  • Oh my god, our waiter is Jay Weatherman the famous musician.

  • - The what, the reception job?

  • - He's gonna be the godfather of psych-rock in a few years.

  • I mean, he's huge. - When I retire,

  • what about my photography career?

  • - Sort of thought that was a hobby you used to have.

  • (somber music)

  • - Okay, nope.

  • I'm done.

  • I'm done.

  • I can't, I just can't.

  • - Okay, where are you going?

  • - Look, I don't know why you thought

  • coming back in time and lying to me about who you were

  • and then just unloading

  • every little grizzly detail about my life

  • was going to work out well for you romantically?

  • But, I am not that old lady that you knew.

  • I don't want to be that old lady that you knew.

  • You should have stayed in your own time.

  • You would've had a better shot with me then.

  • Ooh.

  • - I might be in to it, it could've worked maybe.

  • - No that's gross.

  • No, I just.

  • You're a creep and I will see you in 50 years.

  • (somber music)

  • - Here you are sir.

  • - Keep it up man.

  • The bands gonna make it.

  • - Band?

  • (somber music)

  • - Stuart, it looked like you were attempting to access,

  • oh, she go?

  • Oh Stuart.

  • Oh buddy.

  • Oh poodle do.

  • Oh, poodle baby Stuart.

  • I'm not good in these situations.

  • I'm sorry your date didn't work out.

  • - All right ready?

  • Yes.

  • One,

  • two,

  • three.

  • Yay, yay, you did it, she did it.

  • Yay.

  • - I'm having a really delightful time

  • with you tonight young man.

  • - Yeah, well you used to think so anyway.

  • - Do you know where my purse is?

  • - Do you know where my purse is?

  • Let me just get this straight.

  • In the year 2075 I'm a single, retired hotel worker

  • with no children, living in a state funded nursing home?

  • - Yes.

  • - You are a man who not only enjoyed spending time with me

  • as a doddering old lady,

  • but you also decided to dangerously travel back in time

  • to go on a date with me?

  • - Well, yeah.

  • - And if things worked between us,

  • there's a possibility we could change that future?

  • - Absolutely.

  • (romantic music)

  • - I need you to forget the future you know.

  • We're gonna make our own future.

  • Deal?

  • - Deal.

  • - Let's go.

  • (bright romantic music)

  • - Can I just say one thing?

  • - What?

  • - I just really want you to take better care

  • of your teeth this time around.

  • - Stuart.

  • - You have really beautiful teeth.

  • This one's rotting in the future.

  • - [Kaylie] Stop it, not okay, not okay.

  • (bright romantic music)

  • - [Announcer] Watch Dust.

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  • It is the business of the future to be dangerous.

  • Your future is Dust.

(bright music)

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    Hhart Budha   posted on 2020/08/22
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