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  • - Yo yo yo, it's ya boy Little Apple.

  • Today I'm here with Pear.

  • - Hello.

  • - And we're doing the brand name versus generic challenge.

  • You excited as I am Pear?

  • - Well, I'm often told I'm an expert at being generic so,

  • I think I'll do okay.

  • - Here's how it works.

  • We're gonna bring out two foods.

  • One of them is the famous brand name, the real deal,

  • the other is the generic brand, the fake version.

  • And we're gonna see if we can tell the difference.

  • - Wait.

  • We're not gonna eat these foods are we?

  • - What are we?

  • Cannibals?

  • No way!

  • We're gonna just get to know them.

  • - Okay. (sighs)

  • - But here's the fiery twist:

  • the one we don't fall for, goes into the incinerator.

  • Yeah. (laughs evilly)

  • - (sighs) There's always a fiery twist isn't there?

  • - Time for round one.

  • Brand name Oreo cookie versus generic brand knock-off.

  • - Hmmm.

  • They look pretty similar,

  • but let's definitely ask them some questions.

  • - Oreo A, tell us about yourself.

  • - Well um, I'm a cookie.

  • I'm pretty famous and

  • something you might not know about me

  • is that I really love cats.

  • - Okay.

  • I'm skeptical but, let's hear from Oreo B.

  • - Hi, I'm Or-ay-o.

  • I'm lactose intolerant and

  • dogs love me. (laughs)

  • - I've heard enough.

  • - Same here.

  • My vote is for Oreo A as the real Oreo cookie.

  • - I also vote for Oreo A.

  • (dings)

  • - [Apple] All right!

  • - Doh!

  • Was is that obvious?

  • - Dude, you didn't even pronounce your name correctly.

  • - What do ya mean?

  • Or-ay-o, how do you all say it?

  • - And a real Oreo cookie wouldn't be lactose intolerant.

  • Oreos love milk.

  • - Plus dogs can't eat chocolate,

  • so I seriously doubt dogs love you.

  • - So you know what that means.

  • Into the incinerator with Oreo B!

  • - Wait!

  • Incinerator?

  • What the heck did I sign up for?

  • (shouts)

  • (fire rages)

  • - Wow.

  • Glad you guys guessed correctly.

  • - You're welcome.

  • Now roll out Oreo, 'cause it's time for round two.

  • It's brand name Orange versus fake Orange.

  • - Wait, seriously?

  • - Hey!

  • - Hey!

  • - Heheheyy!

  • - Hey!

  • - (groans) Can we please get this round over with quickly

  • before they start--

  • - Wassap! - Wassap!

  • (both Oranges laughing)

  • - (groans) Stop it, stop it!

  • (sighs) Okay, sorry about that.

  • I'd just really like to get round two over with quickly.

  • - (laughs) Yeah, this will only take a minute.

  • (both Oranges laughing)

  • - Oh my gosh!

  • Can we just incinerate them both?

  • - Well, I'm gonna vote for Orange A.

  • There's something familiar about his laugh

  • that really makes me wanna punch myself in the face.

  • - And I'm voting for Orange B.

  • His teeth seem slightly more yellow to me.

  • - My breath is worse too.

  • (exhales deeply)

  • - (coughs and chokes) Gross!

  • (both Oranges laugh)

  • (dings)

  • - Okay, congrats to Pear.

  • You were correct!

  • You really know your Orange.

  • - Of course he does.

  • I'm his best friend.

  • (Pear groans)

  • - Well, I'll see you guys later.

  • I got a hot date. (laughs)

  • (fire rages) (screams)

  • - I'm gonna miss that guy.

  • He was so handsome. (laughs)

  • - Okay, get ready for the third and final round.

  • The best one yet.

  • Real brand Pear versus generic brand Pear.

  • - Hey guys.

  • I'm Pear B.

  • Great to be here!

  • - Wait.

  • What the?

  • I'm in round three?

  • - Quiet Pear A.

  • You don't get a vote anymore.

  • - Oh this is rich.

  • Does my voice really sound like that by the way?

  • - Hey hey Pear A,

  • you wanna tell us a little something about yourself?

  • - Not really.

  • You already know everything about me.

  • Because I'm the real Pear.

  • - Hmm.

  • That does sound a lot like something

  • the real Pear would say.

  • - Of course it does.

  • Besides, I'm standing exactly in the same place

  • I've been the entire video.

  • So clearly it's the real me!

  • - Excuse me, could I interrupt real quick?

  • Orange, I love the teeth.

  • They're looking whiter these days.

  • Did you switch toothpaste or something?

  • - Wow, I actually did.

  • I appreciate the compli-mint. (laughs)

  • - And Little Apple, have you put on weight?

  • - Wow!

  • Thank you so much for saying that.

  • I actually have been trying to bulk up recently.

  • - Oh my gosh!

  • Fake Pear is such a suck up!

  • - Tell us a little bit about yourself Pear B.

  • - Well, I don't wanna bore you.

  • - That'll be nice for once. (laughs)

  • - Oh, har har!

  • - But when I'm not volunteering at the animal shelter

  • or the soup kitchen, I like to crochet

  • fun hats for my friends.

  • Here you go guys.

  • - Wow!

  • This is fun!

  • - Yeah, it's a real ball. (laughs)

  • - (laughs) Thanks Pear. (laughs)

  • - Very amusing.

  • But can we not refer to him as Pear?

  • I'm Pear.

  • - Mmm I don't know.

  • I kinda want Pear B to be the real Pear.

  • - Yeah, Pear B is so much nicer than Pear is.

  • - This isn't a popularity contest.

  • You don't get to decide which Pear is actually Pear.

  • - Hmmm.

  • This decision became really tough.

  • - Should we do eeny meeny miny moe?

  • - What!

  • No, no no no no. (record scratches)

  • We're not going down this path.

  • Vote for me right now!

  • Incinerate this imposter immediately!

  • - Yeah, I'd rather keep him around.

  • - No!

  • This will not stand!

  • I am Pear!

  • I am Pear!

  • - Okay okay okay, how 'bout this?

  • From now on, you can go by Pear.

  • - Which is my name so thank you

  • for allowing me to go by my own name.

  • - And he'll go by Cool Pear.

  • - What?

  • - I'm okay with that.

  • - Well of course you're okay with that Fake Pear.

  • - I'm sorry, are you speaking to me?

  • My name's Cool Pear.

  • (Pear groans)

  • - Well, that does it for today's episode.

  • Thanks for watching.

  • What do ya say we sign off

  • by tossing a stick of TNT into the incinerator?

  • - Absolutely not! (record scratches)

  • - I wasn't asking you Pear.

  • I was asking Cool Pear.

  • - Sure, why not?

  • - Yeah! - Yeah!

  • - No! (exploding)

  • (upbeat music)

- Yo yo yo, it's ya boy Little Apple.

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