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(tense music)
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- [Man] First day of Top Gun Academy.
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- All right, listen up everyone, the name is Maverick,
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I'm the best fighter pilot around.
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Just so everybody's on the same page,
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I'm gonna be Top Gun, got it? Me.
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- [Limerick] That's cute.
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- Who said that?
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- You could be Top Gun if you wanna,
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but know this, around here, I'm Top Pun (laughing)
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- You.
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- They call me Limerick.
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- Well Limerick,
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I can see you think you're pretty hot stuff,
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but you don't have a co-pilot like mine.
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Hey, Goose, get over here.
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- Don't worry about me,
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I got an amazing co-pilot of my own.
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Hey, Goose, get over here.
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(Goose honks)
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- Hold up, that's your co-pilot?
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- Yeah, and guess what?
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He's really good at flying
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'cause he's been doing it his whole life (laughing)
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(Goose honks)
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Hey, calm down Goose.
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Sorry to get confused by noises and colors.
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(Goose honks)
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- Ow.
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- No, we're settling this the old fashioned way.
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- All right. Are we gonna settle this with fighter jets?
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- With shirtless slow mo volleyball.
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- Huh say what?
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(groovy music)
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- You know what? You're pretty good at volleyball.
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- What'd you expect? I am a ball (laughing)
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(Goose honks)
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- Good point Goose.
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Hey, Goose wants me to address the elephant in the room.
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Human Goose didn't take his shirt off
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like everyone else did.
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- I mean, yeah, what was up with that Goose,
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everyone takes their shirts off
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for shirtless slow mo volleyball, I mean.
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- I'm sorry, look I didn't know, okay?
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- How could you not know? It's in the name.
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- I didn't know okay?
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(Goose honks)
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Hey, stop biting me.
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- I just about had it
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with you and your actual goose Limerick,
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how about you show us a little respect?
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Human Goose and me, we flew inverted over to enemy MIG 28.
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- Yeah?
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Well me an actual Goose
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flew into a rainbow on a training mission.
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You could say we passed with flying colors (laughing)
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- Wait, you're telling me you flew into a rainbow?
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(chuckles) That's impossible.
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- Not impossible, I was inverted.
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(Goose honks)
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Sorry, we were inverted.
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- [Announcer] Pilots, report to your aircraft.
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This is an emergency.
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- Looks like it's time
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for you to put your money where your mouth is Limerick,
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let's do this.
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- Maverick, are you gonna put a shirt on or...
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- No, I prefer to operate my fighter jet shirtless,
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is that a problem?
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- No it's just, well, it's kind of weird.
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- Yeah.
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- [Announcer] Pilots, we're waiting.
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- Okay, here we go.
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(tense music)
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(fighter jets whistling)
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- Target acquired.
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- I've got eyes, I've got eyes blast them Maverick.
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- Easy peasy.
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(missiles launching)
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(air whooshing)
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- Never seen a flight move like that.
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- Limerick, we are out of missiles,
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I repeat, we are out of missiles.
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- On it.
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(missiles launching)
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- Wiley little bugger, ain't he?
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(Goose honks)
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- Wait, where'd he go?
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- He's behind us.
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- Limerick, I think I'm done for.
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We're out of missiles he locked on to me.
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- Shut that beautiful mouth of yours Maverick,
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I have a plan.
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- What's he doing, what's he doing?
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- I have no idea, but it seems like it's a danger zone.
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(Goose honks)
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(Limerick spitting)
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(fighter jet exploding)
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- Wow!
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- Whoa.
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- I feel the need, the need to take my shirt off (chuckles)
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- Not to tut my own tutor,
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but you got to admit that was pretty fly (laughing)
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(air whooshes)
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- Yeah, USA. - Yeah all right.
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- Limerick, that was a dangerous stunt you pulled up there,
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you can be my wing man anytime.
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- Really? Well let me check my calendar.
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Does Thursday work?
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I could also do Wednesday in the afternoon.
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- Bro, would you just give me a hug already?
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(chuckles) Would you?
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- Hey now, not till you put a shirt on mister.
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- I told you I don't do shirts,
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although this time, I'm willing to make an exception
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- Yeah! - America.
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(upbeat music)