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  • (tense music)

  • - [Man] First day of Top Gun Academy.

  • - All right, listen up everyone, the name is Maverick,

  • I'm the best fighter pilot around.

  • Just so everybody's on the same page,

  • I'm gonna be Top Gun, got it? Me.

  • - [Limerick] That's cute.

  • - Who said that?

  • - You could be Top Gun if you wanna,

  • but know this, around here, I'm Top Pun (laughing)

  • - You.

  • - They call me Limerick.

  • - Well Limerick,

  • I can see you think you're pretty hot stuff,

  • but you don't have a co-pilot like mine.

  • Hey, Goose, get over here.

  • - Don't worry about me,

  • I got an amazing co-pilot of my own.

  • Hey, Goose, get over here.

  • (Goose honks)

  • - Hold up, that's your co-pilot?

  • - Yeah, and guess what?

  • He's really good at flying

  • 'cause he's been doing it his whole life (laughing)

  • (Goose honks)

  • Hey, calm down Goose.

  • Sorry to get confused by noises and colors.

  • (Goose honks)

  • - Ow.

  • - No, we're settling this the old fashioned way.

  • - All right. Are we gonna settle this with fighter jets?

  • - With shirtless slow mo volleyball.

  • - Huh say what?

  • (groovy music)

  • - You know what? You're pretty good at volleyball.

  • - What'd you expect? I am a ball (laughing)

  • (Goose honks)

  • - Good point Goose.

  • Hey, Goose wants me to address the elephant in the room.

  • Human Goose didn't take his shirt off

  • like everyone else did.

  • - I mean, yeah, what was up with that Goose,

  • everyone takes their shirts off

  • for shirtless slow mo volleyball, I mean.

  • - I'm sorry, look I didn't know, okay?

  • - How could you not know? It's in the name.

  • - I didn't know okay?

  • (Goose honks)

  • Hey, stop biting me.

  • - I just about had it

  • with you and your actual goose Limerick,

  • how about you show us a little respect?

  • Human Goose and me, we flew inverted over to enemy MIG 28.

  • - Yeah?

  • Well me an actual Goose

  • flew into a rainbow on a training mission.

  • You could say we passed with flying colors (laughing)

  • - Wait, you're telling me you flew into a rainbow?

  • (chuckles) That's impossible.

  • - Not impossible, I was inverted.

  • (Goose honks)

  • Sorry, we were inverted.

  • - [Announcer] Pilots, report to your aircraft.

  • This is an emergency.

  • - Looks like it's time

  • for you to put your money where your mouth is Limerick,

  • let's do this.

  • - Maverick, are you gonna put a shirt on or...

  • - No, I prefer to operate my fighter jet shirtless,

  • is that a problem?

  • - No it's just, well, it's kind of weird.

  • - Yeah.

  • - [Announcer] Pilots, we're waiting.

  • - Okay, here we go.

  • (tense music)

  • (fighter jets whistling)

  • - Target acquired.

  • - I've got eyes, I've got eyes blast them Maverick.

  • - Easy peasy.

  • (missiles launching)

  • (air whooshing)

  • - Never seen a flight move like that.

  • - Limerick, we are out of missiles,

  • I repeat, we are out of missiles.

  • - On it.

  • (missiles launching)

  • - Wiley little bugger, ain't he?

  • (Goose honks)

  • - Wait, where'd he go?

  • - He's behind us.

  • - Limerick, I think I'm done for.

  • We're out of missiles he locked on to me.

  • - Shut that beautiful mouth of yours Maverick,

  • I have a plan.

  • - What's he doing, what's he doing?

  • - I have no idea, but it seems like it's a danger zone.

  • (Goose honks)

  • (Limerick spitting)

  • (fighter jet exploding)

  • - Wow!

  • - Whoa.

  • - I feel the need, the need to take my shirt off (chuckles)

  • - Not to tut my own tutor,

  • but you got to admit that was pretty fly (laughing)

  • (air whooshes)

  • - Yeah, USA. - Yeah all right.

  • - Limerick, that was a dangerous stunt you pulled up there,

  • you can be my wing man anytime.

  • - Really? Well let me check my calendar.

  • Does Thursday work?

  • I could also do Wednesday in the afternoon.

  • - Bro, would you just give me a hug already?

  • (chuckles) Would you?

  • - Hey now, not till you put a shirt on mister.

  • - I told you I don't do shirts,

  • although this time, I'm willing to make an exception

  • - Yeah! - America.

  • (upbeat music)

(tense music)

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