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  • Guys you know how much we love food.

  • Lately we've been traveling all over Japan to try to find some of the best places you can add to your food bucket list.

  • So today we took a quick bullet train over to beautiful Shizuoka,

  • where we're gonna eat an absurd amount of tuna.

  • And you might be asking why don't we just go to Tsukiji fish market,

  • except Shizuoka is the tuna capital of Japan.

  • They are the number one exporter of tuna all around the country.

  • So we decided to go to Kashino-Ichi fish market so that we can take on the infamous Maguro Mountain.

  • Sashimi for days. We're gonna die. I'll out eat you? You're gonna out eat me? Who's gonna eat.. I don't know.

  • We already know the answer to this. - You think you're gonna win?

  • We already know the answer. - I mean I don't know, you never know. - We already know.

  • Oh ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 2018

  • UFC maguro mountain showdown live from beautiful Shizuoka.

  • We have the crowd favorite of the night Simon. Dothraki man warrior who is currently the heavyweight mandu champion.

  • Of course, we can't forget the underdog Martina bunnies are puffy Ella.

  • She has been known to surprise at times when she out eats Dothraki man warrior and such instances is Coco curry and who

  • can forget the spicy ribs of death. We'll see if this match goes down in flames or goes up in smoke.

  • So when we spoke to Shizuoka prefecture about this shoot,

  • We asked them if they had any kind of cute hats or Shizuoka shirts that we could wear to show our excitement.

  • And we're a little bit surprised with the results.

  • Ducky this is

  • Amazing -Amazing

  • I'm the pirate of Shizuoka -yarr

  • Category is: Shizuoka realness.

  • Oh wow, oh my god. Yes reel them in. Oh look at that. Yep

  • She's cutting the fish and she is serving it and eating it.

  • Hmm true. I really love the way Mt. Fuji brings out her eyes

  • It's just a really unique piece.

  • Look at that. That is definitely one of the fishiest Queens. Keeping it real while reeling it in.

  • Oh yeah, I'd love to smack that hali-butt. Serving up raw fish and raw looks mm hm

  • Simon and martina, your look was supposed to be under the sea, but it sunk like the Titanic

  • I'm sorry my dears, but you're up for elimination

  • Hey guys, for real though, um

  • we did not plan this and I am really surprised that they're actually okay with this

  • because we are gonna prance around wearing this for the rest of the video

  • So I know it's really difficult to take us seriously with these hats on

  • but this place is a seafood lovers paradise.

  • This is legit because they're so close to actually getting the fish from the market.

  • This place is like, it was just bustling for lunch, but not like crazy bustling,

  • where you have to like get up at 5:00 a.m and like elbow people out of the way.

  • If we lived in Shizuoka we would be eating here every day.

  • This is... this is my dream place. I love sea food.

  • They have tuna everything here. Tuna bowls.

  • Tuna. Tuna. Tuna.

  • Tuna games

  • Tuna. Tuna. Tuna

  • And even ... tuna ice cream.

  • Hmm. -Yeah -What? -it's made from tuna, -but... -sucker, it's vanilla.

  • They have all these amazing challenge bowls.

  • Like Dan had a gigantic tuna nigiri for lunch. -Like this big!

  • We only watched because we're saving our room. We're about to like start eating soon

  • *grunting*

  • You going down! (inaudible gibberish)

  • And now what -and now what We're gonna be getting a mountain of tuna

  • How much tuna are we actually getting? -400 grams -400 grams of Tuna -Each.

  • This is gonna be my protein intake for the day

  • We're gonna have to go on one of those dance adventures again like Italy in order to not be super fat.

  • We're gonna have the fishiest farts

  • Oh boy...

  • I didn't even know that was a thing. -oh my god -our cats gonna love us -he's gonna totally love us

  • suspenseful music

  • Okay, okay, okay we have to stop at the same time, okay ready, huh?

  • That's crazy, that's crazy!

  • Whoohoo and match has begun. If you see here in the instant replay

  • Simon's eyes clearly indicate that he believes Martina will not be able to finish this amount.

  • Oh my god. Are you still going?

  • When are you gonna stop? This is madness. -Okay. Stop. This is gonna be my bowl here.

  • Oh my this is not happening. -this feels like something I should be curling outside.

  • Oh my god, Simon. -Okay. I think I made a terrible decision.

  • I think you made a terrible decision. I'm only gonna do half of that.

  • - girl no we're here for a challenge

  • We don't come here for diet food. We didn't come here for snickety snacks.

  • We came here to eat tuna until we die.

  • This is how we're going out. Mom and dad, thank you for all that you've done. it's time for me to go.

  • alright - more more more more more more more MORE

  • They're the same? -Nonono more more MORE higher higher higher more more MORE

  • Okay yes stop, stop

  • Oh my god, this smells amazing

  • The miso soup and the croquette.

  • The fish doesn't smell like anything, which is great because you don't want your fish to smell.

  • You're don't want you fish smelling fishy. -But the miso soup

  • We're gonna need these kind of flavors I think to break up as we keep eating

  • -The monotony -Cause we'll be like, there's too much tuna.

  • I gotta say I'm a little concerned right now because this all just looks like raw chicken

  • -It really just looks like raw chicken. -Well, it's not its been sauced. -It's not, it's tuna

  • いただきます (itadakimasu: thanks or the food/let's eat)

  • I'm a little bit worried about what we just done -you should be, but this is gonna be...

  • really... -Do you think you're gonna like, dip yours with wasabi or pour it on top? -I'm gonna try it pure first

  • Okay, I'm gonna see how this goes. -me too. Ready? - Go for first place -Let's go for it.

  • Oh yeah. -That's great -it's like nicely tangy.

  • super soft. -Yep, there's no like, chunky tendons. -Yeah -This is great

  • -Wow. -Oh my god. We might actually able to finish this

  • -What do you mean 'actually', of course we're gonna finish -I don't know ducky

  • Lord. All right see with this hat on than I expected

  • -My eyebrows keep moving around. -I think I should just go like the full speed ahead

  • Hmm I'm not sure what the best strategies for something this you just eat quickly or chew slowly

  • because I may have more room in your stomach

  • All I know is, Simon's falling behind.

  • -Oh girl you shovelling -I'm eating like a businessman on my lunch break.

  • I'm eating so fast, that I can't even talk.

  • -Mmm -Okay

  • -I mean -Shovelling time -Simon is really falling behind me here

  • Look at this I got this whole hole here

  • Do you know what kind of fish we're eating today?

  • ...Yeah

  • So the fish we're eating today; this is kihada

  • tuna, which is a three kilogram tuna, and it's a lot leaner a lot less fat than other tuna

  • woah and let's see that again

  • You can see martina going in for the 'dumps everything unceremoniously on top of her food' to moisten

  • it, helps it go down faster. -It's a lot easier to eat -definitely, because this is like a poke bowl,

  • and people love poke bowls. -Yes. -I feel like if we were eating a different kind of tuna

  • that was like really really fatty. There'd be like a maximum capacity of how much you can eat. -Mmm

  • Kind of like when you're eating a really buttery beef.

  • *static* -Hey

  • Do you like soda?

  • Do you like curry?

  • Do you like shrimp? Well come on down to S-Pulse Dream Plaza in Shizuoka

  • and try out our shrimp flavored soda

  • Yeah, there's the ebi at the end. Ooooh

  • Whoa

  • That's special, that's uh, that's not my style. I'm gonna

  • move on to a different beverage if I could, if you don't mind right now

  • S-Pulse Dream Plaza, where you can torture your friends by making them drink soda flavors that shouldn't exist

  • We've gotta see who's gonna finish first. A race to see who's gonna get sick first.

  • My hands are starting to cramp

  • How's your hand doin' girl? -Oh it's cramped -Your hands cramped? -Right now, i'm stuck

  • in this position

  • I was holding the bowl

  • so intently to try to finish this. Back to the eating position. -Back to eating.

  • What happens if I warm up some of my tuna?

  • -Well, that might be gross Simon. -It's a terrible idea. Don't ever do that again. Whoa -Whoah

  • -Calm down girl -I think I'm winning. -I think you are too. -I'm definitely winning this -Cos you had less than me,

  • that's why. -No I did not -You definitely did. -Simon is like, 'Oh I shouldn't eat anything all day', and I said

  • you want to win an eating competition,

  • you need to make sure that your stomach is big enough to eat that food

  • And Simon was like, 'Ooo, breakfast!'

  • How is he gonna possibly catch up to me at this point -Ah, I'm gonna catch up that's

  • -I'm even gonna go in for my croquette

  • -That's a great croquette, isn't it? -this tastes like childhood hamburgers -Yes -Right? -Yes -Did it just hit you?

  • -Yes, it definitely tastes like my parents kind of hamburger

  • -Yes -they used to make -because they take mince meat and they mix it with like a panko or like a bread

  • so it's not like an, actual like, '100% American beef burger'

  • My parents would call this 'cutlet cheeky' -really? -and I just realized cutlet is a cutlet -and cheeky means chicken?

  • -No cheeky cuz it's cute

  • Cutlet cheeky~! =oh god what is this=

  • Here's an interesting fact about tuna:

  • maguro in Japanese is slang for

  • starfish in English, if you know what I mean -and if you don't you don't, don't look it up. -Holy *bleet* girl

  • Holy shit, I'm being put to shame, gir!

  • How are you doing this? -it's the hat and the Shizuoka spirit,

  • its come to me -this is a side of you that I've never seen

  • -Grrr super saiyan Martina, hrrrghhh

  • Pro tip: you could just lift up the rice and hide some tuna underneath it. Nobody will know.

  • Oh my god you have so much more tuna. -I know I know girl -you are literally so far behind

  • -I really want to know how, are you are you doing the Korean thing, which is just like throwing shots behind.

  • Is there like, tuna all over the ground here that you've been dumping. -No, there's a kitty inside my kimono

  • -How have you been cheating -and i'm just going *cat meowing* -Oh gosh, I feel really

  • In fact if you pat my back, I have a tiny little burp

  • BOUUWGHHHH

  • Now its gone. -Oh yes, a burp, I got room, second wind

  • Sad, Simon, sad

  • I don't think you're gonna catch up son. -I'm amazed. -What can I say,

  • flick my Mt. Fuji hair. -Oh did you forget the rule?

  • There's a special rule that you can do 1 2 3 switch bowl. You remember that? Yeah that's, Maguro fact:

  • You can do 1 2 3 switch Bowl. I mean you can switch bowls. You can only do it once per challenge.

  • Okay, so you do it once -Only once per challenge entirely -and then I go 1 2 3 switch bowls and then that's it

  • we both got our once per challenge -Dan is living for this

  • Dan. is. living for this.

  • Living for this look. -Gosh, I do feel full but I want more of that croquet

  • I'm gonna beat you girl, you giving up

  • Taking my croquet?

  • This is gonna be -Don't you throw-up Ricky Bobby -the biggest

  • -fish cake *bleet* of my life

  • Just a huge oden right out of the butthole, you know what that's gonna be...

  • Alright here I go. -No, you're not going anywhere

  • Okay

  • Wait

  • Ducky you can't do this to me, my reputation. I need to prove to everyone

  • Well, I'm trying my hardest to slow down, but I literally have one piece left here

  • it goes Simon about to lose to his tiny tiny wife.

  • I'm glad you won because that means I don't have to do any more. I am stuffed and

  • amazed? I'm so impressed with my wife

  • Let's go for ice cream!

  • Wow Simon. I think everyone needs to see just how badly you lost.

  • I can't believe how well you did

  • I was expecting you to give up. This is unbelievable girl

  • this is a new side of you that I haven't seen, because I whooped you in the dumpling challenge.

  • No food competition ever tells

  • people they can't have water. I gave up because it was too salty. -all this 'could've', 'would've' business doesn't matter

  • Now you guys know the truth. -The whole point is -I whooped him. -This is a tie, one for Martina, one for me

  • What?! How is this a tie??

  • One for Martina, one for me

  • This is clearly not a tie -Nonono, overall in our food experiences -Not even close, I ate more rice than you I even finished your croquet

  • Well, it's official if you guys think you can come here and beat Simon or beat me

  • I want you to make sure that you send us a picture either on Twitter

  • -Yeah -or on Instagram, you better tag us so that I can find these and

  • prove to Simon that he's losing too many people around the world -No, look, 400 grams is an obscene amount

  • But what did I just eat -an obscene amount -400 grams. Who do you think you ate 300 maybe 200?

  • No, this is definitely three

  • How, how dare you this is definitely 300

  • -Let's ask, shouldn't the chef know, shouldn't the chef know how much this is? -The chef knows.

  • Yeahh yeah yeah yeah

  • I still ate more than Simon -So, I was given 450 grams, Martina was given 400.

  • I left 70 grams behind for a total of 380, and Martina ate all of hers so she wins at 400 grams

  • So I know I had more than you. I did have more -But it doesn't matter if

  • you have more than me. -You did eat more than me. -I ate more than you. I even ate more rice than you. So I am the

  • undisputed maguro lightweight

  • wait

  • middleweight,

  • maybe every weight after this,

  • CHAMPIIIIOOOOOOOOOON

  • Congratulations girl. Love, I am so impressed with how well you've done

  • I know. -I know I'm being a hater but I'm really quite surprised

  • I know -You did a great job -Don't act like you're not impressed because I know that you are impressed

  • I'm the winner. -We had a great time here in Shizuoka. The clothing is awesome. The hats are great and the tuna is delicious

  • Yup -If you want to experience this yourself,

  • make sure you click on the description box below and learn more about beautiful Shizuoka

  • Okay when you guys come here

  • I want to make sure that you tag me on

  • Instagram or on Twitter with a hashtag of like #eatyoursushi and maybe

  • #Shizuoka and that way I can see how many of you beat Simon it can just be a collection of online tags of Simon being a loser

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  • Now if you're still hankering for more fish because I know I am

  • You should come with me to my bonus video because I'm gonna learn how to make nirigiri from scratch

  • I'm literally gonna become a sushi chef Simon -But let's be honest. You've had way too much fish for one video

  • That was an obscene amount, come with me. I'm gonna show you some specialty ice cream that they have here.

  • You can never go wrong with ice cream

  • It's ice cream, -but sweet or savory? -What you want? -Ice cream or sushi? -make