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  • - Hey! - Hey!

  • - Hey! - Hey!

  • - Hey!

  • - Some of us are trying to identify Wakandan butterflies.

  • Would you stop yelling 'hey'.

  • - Hm, our oblong friend makes a good point.

  • Our message is simple and at this point

  • we've communicated it adequately.

  • - Yeah, maybe it's time we stopped

  • yelling 'hey' at each other.

  • - Thank you.

  • - And started yelling 'hey' at that huge bald guy

  • that just appeared over there.

  • - Hey!

  • - Wait, is that?

  • (screaming)

  • - What a scaredy pear.

  • Mr. Purple Mcbuff Butts seems nice to me.

  • - What's your name Mr. Purple Mcnurplestein?

  • - My name is Thanos. Perhaps you've heard of me?

  • - Hm, not ringing a bell.

  • - But I am.

  • (laughing)

  • (gong ringing)

  • - So let me get this straight,

  • you have no idea who I am or what I'm here for.

  • - Hm, what'd you say your name was again? Fanos?

  • - Thanos.

  • - Hummus?

  • - Thanos.

  • - Famous Amos?

  • - Than-os.

  • - John Stamos?

  • - I said, it's Thanos.

  • - Oh, Thanos. Yeah, never heard of ya.

  • (laughing)

  • - Ugh. From the Avengers movies?

  • - Ooh! Are you Hawkeye?

  • - Of course I'm not Hawkeye.

  • For one thing I look nothing like him.

  • - Well I don't know what he looks like.

  • I always fall asleep during his parts.

  • - I am far more powerful than Hawkeye.

  • I'm on an entirely different plane.

  • - Oh no, did you catch the wrong flight?

  • (laughing)

  • - Silence or I will destroy you both.

  • - Anything you say Hawkeye.

  • (groaning)

  • - I assume you must be this Annoying Orange

  • I've heard so much about.

  • - If I'm the Annoying Orange, what does that make you?

  • The Buff Purple? (laughing)

  • - I wasn't talking about the color.

  • Although, now that we're on the topic, I'm looking for this.

  • The yellow Mind Stone.

  • - Oh yeah, I've seen a bunch of those.

  • - No you haven't.

  • There's only one like it in the entire universe.

  • - Really? Why'd they call it the Infinity Stone

  • if there's only one?

  • - Um, I suppose I don't really know.

  • Wait, stop distracting me. None of this matters,

  • half the universe is about to be destroyed.

  • - Wow, that's dark.

  • - Yeah, Purpler Mcpeopleeater.

  • You should be more optimistic.

  • - What can I say. I'm more of a universe half empty

  • type of guy. (laughing)

  • - I don't get it.

  • - Fun isn't something one considers

  • when balancing the universe as all things should be.

  • But I admit that was a joke.

  • - Was it?

  • - Yes, because I'm trying to snap half of

  • all intelligent life in the universe into dust.

  • - Oh! I think I get it now.

  • Half, like how your face is halve chin and halve forehead.

  • (laughing)

  • - Did you just dis Thanos?

  • - Hey Purpy Mcnurpy, what's your favorite drink?

  • Is it half and half?

  • - Or is it Snapple. (laughing)

  • - Ugh. I've heard better quips in Avengers Age of Ultron.

  • - Oh, oh, is your favorite app Snapchat?

  • (groaning)

  • - Ooh, what kind of car do you drive?

  • An Infinity? (laughing)

  • - Ugh, I don't have time for this nonsense.

  • The Space Stone tells me the stone I seek is here,

  • now give it to me.

  • - Why?

  • - So I can place it in my gauntlet.

  • - Oh, that's right. Forgot. Sorry Hawkeye.

  • - Stop comparing me to Hawkeye.

  • - Or what? You'll throw down the gauntlet? (laughing)

  • - Enough. (stone shattering) Give me the stone.

  • - Okay, okay let me see if I can wiggle it lose. (squeaking)

  • - You've been using the yellow Infinity Stone as a tooth?

  • - It was the only thing that they could find

  • that matched his tooth color.

  • - Give it to me now!

  • - Gladly! It's really hard to chew with this thing,

  • as a tooth it really bites. (laughing)

  • - Yeah, yeah, super funny. Whatever.

  • (spitting)

  • - Ah, long last I have all the

  • Infinity Stones in my possession.

  • I am inevitable, wait what? (squeaking)

  • - Wow, this thing is heavy I've got to hand it to ya.

  • (laughing)

  • - You give that back right now!

  • - Give what back?

  • - The Infinity Gauntlet.

  • - Oh, this Infinity Gauntlet?

  • - Yes!

  • - Oh, I don't know where it went.

  • Maybe it's hiding in a game of keep away.

  • - Hey, that's very important. Don't. Drop it. Stop it.

  • I'm telling you, I'm about to-

  • - Snap?

  • - Well yeah, you two are exhausting.

  • - No snap.

  • (squeaking) - Uh?

  • (explosion)

  • - I don't feel so good.

  • - Wow, this Infinity Gauntlet kicks ash. (laughing)

  • - Wait, Orange? Does this mean we are going

  • to turn into dust too?

  • - Nah, he said it only turned

  • intelligent life into dust remember?

  • - Oh yeah, we're A-okay fore sure.

  • (mouth noises)

  • (instrumental music)

- Hey! - Hey!

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Annoying Orange vs Thanos!

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    Summer posted on 2020/08/21
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