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Patrick Star isn't always know to be the brightest star in Bikini Bottom.
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Hey pal, you just blow in from Stupid Town?
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But sometimes he has his genius moments.
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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
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Here are five times Patrick Star
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- was secretly a genius. - Patrick, you're a genius!
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- Number one, selling chocolate. - Did you say chocolate?
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Yes, sir, with our without nuts.
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It was Patrick's idea to sell chocolate bars
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- in the first place. - Patrick, without thinking,
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if you could have anything in the world right now what would it be?
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Uh... more time for thinking.
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No, something real, an item, something you would pay for.
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A chocolate bar?
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That's a great idea, Pat.
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We'll be traveling chocolate bar salesmen.
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And while selling chocolate bars had
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- a little bit of a rough start... - Chocolate?
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Chocolate!
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Chocolate!
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Chocolate!
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Chocolate!
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In the end, it was a super successful way for
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for SpongeBob and Patrick to become entrepreneurs.
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Are we living the fancy life yet, SpongeBob?
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Not yet, pal. First we gotta spend all the money.
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Number two: Squidtastic Voyage.
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Ooh...
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SpongeBob and Patrick reporting for guard duty.
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[laughing]
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When SpongeBob and Patrick end up going on a journey through Squidward's body,
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- they end up running out of gas. - Mayday! Mayday!
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We're sinking and Patrick won't stop screaming!
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Patrick then comes up with the idea that giving Squidward soda
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will cause gas bubbles.
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- Which would refuel the submarine. - Flatual gas?
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Like this.
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[burping]
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Stop burping inside me! That's disgusting!
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Wait a minute, Squidward.
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- They might be onto something. - What?
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If you can make a big enough burp...
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We could filter the CO2 through our balace tanks,
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refire the engines and ride the shockwave out of here.
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Wow.
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- He's right. - What?
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We're going through with your plan, Patrick.
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- Yay! - What plan?
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- Number three: the secret box. - You never told me about your
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secret box.
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Hey, hands off, Peepin' Bob.
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This here's my secret box.
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Besides, if I showed you what was inside,
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it wouldn't be a secret anymore, duh.
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One of the more genius things Patrick has done over the years
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is to hide the real contents of the secret box
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- with a piece of string diversion. - It's just a string.
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A secret string!
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Boy, when you're right, you're right.
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That's some secret box you got there.
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Not only does this drive SpongeBob mad,
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it also ensures that his secret is kept.
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Good thing he didn't pull the secret string,
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opening the secret compartment of my secret box.
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Revealing one embarrassing snapshot of SpongeBob
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at the Christmas party!
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- Number four: Krab's first dollar. - Painted the whole house.
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And without getting a drop of paint on anything but the--
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Flappin' Flotsam! What's that?
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When painting Mr. Krabs' house, SpongeBob and Patrick
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accidentally get paint on Mr. Krabs' first dollar.
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Do you know what that is?
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Hm... it's a dollar! I win!
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That's not just a dollar. It's Mr. Krabs' first dollar.
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His most prized possession.
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And we got paint on it!
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When trying to come up with a solution to get the paint off,
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Patrick hits another stroke of genius.
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If he hadn't hung that stupid dollar in the first place.
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I mean, it's not like it looks any different than a regular dollar.
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Why hang it? You could just stick any old dollar bill on the wall,
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no one would even know the difference.
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You might as well reach into my wallet,
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pull out a dollar and put it on the wall.
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Hurry Patrick, take out your wallet!
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I don't see where you're going with this. Hey, a dollar!
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Our butts are saved, Patrick!
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Number five: happiness is what counts.
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[laughing]
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When Patrick hits his head and becomes smart,
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he obviously said and did a lot of genius things.
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What do you think about this problem?
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You simply chance the literal term to a coefficient,
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and the minuend will achieve the desired quotient.
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But the most genius when he realized that being happy
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- if far more important than being smart. - Here you go, Patrick!
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Your old head.
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Are you sure you wanna give up being smart and phosisticated
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to be my friend again?
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Knowledge can never replace friendship.
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- I prefer to be an idiot. - Not just an idiot, Patrick.
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You're also my pal.
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[moaning]
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Patrick?
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Say something, Patrick.
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Hi, SpongeBob.
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Patrick, you're back!
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Patrick, you're back.
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[laughing]
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And there you have it, five unexpected ways
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Patrick Star was secretly a genius. - Pats for Patrick.
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[laughing]