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  • - Give us a clap there boy!

  • (laughing) (upbeat music)

  • Do you date a lot?

  • You date a lot.

  • - I like it.

  • Well, no, I don't like it at all.

  • But I like the idea of it.

  • - Tell me about your first date

  • horror story. - Okay, so,

  • you've heard of The League, right?

  • The app?

  • - Duh, it's only the most bougie dating app.

  • - No, I mean, they let in anyone.

  • Let's be real. - No, they don't.

  • I know people that are still on the waiting list for it.

  • - Oh, I'm sorry for them.

  • Yeah, I found this one guy on the app,

  • and he was cute.

  • We went to coffee,

  • and he bought me my drink which was super sweet.

  • It's like fine.

  • I don't know if it's instant chemistry,

  • but-- - It never is.

  • - It's perfectly pleasant.

  • He tells me that he went into grad school in Germany.

  • And I'm like, "Oh that's super cool.

  • "Do you speak German?"

  • And he was like, "Oh, yeah, I speak German."

  • And I'm like, oh, that's pretty attractive.

  • If you speak a European language,

  • that's-- - That's (bleeping) hot.

  • Whatever.

  • - He looks at me and says-- - As long as he's not a Nazi.

  • Oh no, is he a Nazi? (record scratching)

  • - So-- - Did I just kill

  • the punch line?

  • (laughing) I'm so sorry.

  • - It's okay.

  • He looked at me and he's like, "Are you Jewish?"

  • (ominous music) - Oh no!

  • - So at this point I knew that this was gonna go

  • in not a great direction.

  • But I was like, "Yes, I am."

  • To which he replied,

  • "Are you gonna be one of those guys

  • "who ask me to role play as a Nazi?"

  • (ominous music)

  • And I was a little appalled by that.

  • (chuckles) It was not at all what I was expecting.

  • I look at him and I'm just like,

  • "Excuse me?"

  • And he's like,

  • if you need to work out your trauma on me or whatever.

  • - Holy (bleeping).

  • - It just went from

  • zero to 100-- - Like real quick.

  • - I think I was just like,

  • "Wow, that's really (bleeping) offensive."

  • - You said that? - Yeah.

  • (laughing) - (bleep) yeah!

  • - I just had so many questions.

  • Is this something that a lot of guys are interested in?

  • And if they are, fine.

  • That's not me, but maybe don't assume that?

  • - Just because you're Jewish? - Yes!

  • Like I guess this is a trope that I was unfamiliar with.

  • - I don't think it is.

  • I think that was a very specific case.

  • (laughing)

  • - It took us to a level that I was not chill with.

  • - No, #notchill.

  • - And then we never spoke again.

  • - Imagine that.

  • His loss.

  • Isn't that what you do? (laughing)

  • - I want to hear about your horror story that--

  • - Oh God, mine's just a a disaster.

  • (laughing) It's not

  • super offensive.

  • It's just bad.

  • This was when I was only dating men for a period of time.

  • Mistake number one.

  • He picks me up from my apartment

  • on a motorcycle

  • (motorcycle rumbles) and doesn't tell me.

  • And I was wearing a dress.

  • And I was like, okay maybe he just...

  • went over his head that he forgot to mention

  • that he was picking me up on a motorcycle.

  • But then didn't have a second helmet.

  • - No, shut it down. - And didn't offer his to me.

  • And I was like,

  • looked so awkward, this girl in a dress

  • with my hair all down,

  • and on the back of this (bleeping) motorcycle.

  • So we take a drive down to, do you remember Kabuki?

  • So we go there.

  • And he's talking a lot about himself.

  • I'm just waiting patiently for him to finish,

  • and he doesn't, he just keeps going and going.

  • And I actually had to be like,

  • (toilet flushing) I gotta pee, be right back,

  • to get him to stop talking for a minute.

  • - That's a good strategy. - Yeah.

  • And I go in the bathroom and text my friends.

  • And I'm like, he's cute and rides a motorcycle, oh my God.

  • But he won't shut the (bleep) up.

  • (laughing) So I go back to the seat,

  • and we're talking, we're talking.

  • And I'm like, okay.

  • He's like, do you want dessert?

  • And I was like, no let's wrap this up

  • 'cause he's clearly not interested in me at all.

  • And then he asks,

  • do I want any cocaine.

  • (record scratches)

  • - That's so generous of him.

  • (laughing)

  • - Just instead of dessert, how 'bout a little blow?

  • And-- - It's basically like

  • powdered sugar.

  • - Yeah, basically, right.

  • And all the dots started connecting.

  • I was like, oh that's why I literally haven't spoken once

  • this entire date.

  • And so he had it in his wallet,

  • and I immediately was like, oh, my friend just texted me.

  • I'm going to go meet them down the street.

  • And he was like, let me take you.

  • And I was like, no!

  • (laughing) Don't follow me.

  • Don't come near me.

  • - Please leave forever. - And the worst part about it

  • is that after all of that, I still paid for my half.

  • - No!

  • - 'Cause I was at a point where I was like,

  • I just want to get away from this man

  • with mountains of cocaine on him,

  • and leave the restaurant.

  • And I'll do anything, pay anything

  • to like-- - Yes.

  • - This was a situation where I was like,

  • hey, this was fun, but I think we're

  • more good as friends.

  • Six months later, he gets arrested,

  • and is in jail still to this day.

  • - You know what, you dodged a bullet.

  • - Yes, and who knows what slippery slope

  • that could of led to if I would have let his good looks

  • and motorcycle blind my good judgment.

  • - Yeah.

  • - But he was (bleeping) hot.

  • That was one of my first dating experiences in LA.

  • So I was like, well,

  • I feel like I got the worst out of the way.

  • (laughing) - It's almost like

  • a very LA story, though.

  • - Yeah, but you know what?

  • Truth be told, I've never had an experience

  • as dangerous as that, but they've all been pretty shitty.

  • - So do you have a first date horror story?

  • - Please, if you do, leave it in the comments below,

  • because we don't want to feel so bad

  • about our lives. - No, please make us

  • feel better about ourselves.

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  • if you're not subscribed.

  • - Please, yes.

  • Do it. - Do people say that?

  • Have we ever done that in videos?

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  • (upbeat music)

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