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  • - It's funny having social media and also having crushes,

  • because it's so easy to stalk them.

  • (Ella laughs) - True.

  • Did I do anything as a child?

  • That was extreme?

  • - I'm sure I did.

  • - I used to ride my bike past my crush's house all the time.

  • And jokingly say, "Hi, Dad," to his dad.

  • (Kate laugh)

  • (sign squeaks)

  • (romantic music)

  • How much time do you have? (Ella laughs)

  • It's every crush I've ever had.

  • - I blame rom-coms.

  • You know what?

  • I'm just gonna put that out there.

  • So I'm like, you know what, I'm not being that crazy.

  • - Yeah. - Frickin' Jennifer Lopez

  • pretended to be a guest in a hotel.

  • - Jasmine

  • pretended to be a common person when she was a princess.

  • - So you wanna hook someone. - Yeah.

  • - You gotta go the extra mile. - I had (laughs)

  • this terrible

  • fully delusional

  • idea that if I just put myself into certain situation

  • and just pretended like

  • I didn't know he was going to be there.

  • (Ella laughs) Then he'd be like,

  • "Oh, my God.

  • "You're beautiful.

  • "I can't live another day without you."

  • That's so crazy.

  • (both laughs) That's so crazy.

  • - I've helped friends with crazy plans.

  • - Yeah. - And I'm like fully,

  • fully on board.

  • I had this one friend that had a crush

  • on a guy in another country.

  • And we

  • planned a trip,

  • a Europe trip,

  • so she could (bleep) the guy.

  • - (laughs) So, I don't know.

  • You guys probably haven't seen my dating show

  • 'cause it did not get a lot of views.

  • - You can click there. - Here's a link.

  • (both laugh)

  • - Watch it.

  • - I matched with someone on Tinder, in Portland,

  • when I went there for my dating show.

  • And he didn't want to date on camera,

  • but we kept talking afterwards.

  • And

  • it's looking like I'm planning a little bit of a hocation.

  • (audience applauds)

  • To Portland. - Yeah, I love that.

  • - Get a good-- - I also--

  • - Weekend.

  • (both laugh)

  • - You're gonna go get it.

  • - Yeah.

  • Which is crazy, there are so many glaring things

  • that make me say, "Should I go on this hocation?"

  • But it's a weird kind of crush.

  • 'Cause it's not gonna last.

  • He lives there, I live here, that's it.

  • - One time,

  • I liked this guy

  • and I was an acquiescence of his friend.

  • Not even really friends.

  • An acquaintance of his friend,

  • and I asked his friend,

  • "We should all go to dinner sometime."

  • - Yeah. - And it was like,

  • really obvious that I was just trying to like--

  • - Yeah.

  • - But it was so awkward because before we got to the dinner,

  • he sent a text message that was the acquaintance,

  • that was meant for the friend,

  • that I liked. (gasping)

  • - What'd he say?

  • - That was like, she obviously likes you, ha ha.

  • And I was, ah!

  • That was really bad. (both laugh)

  • - In conclusion,

  • I would say

  • take a lesson from me and do less.

  • (both laugh)

  • - I feel like it's all part of a rich fabric of life.

  • (Ella laughs) - Yeah, it's a part of

  • all these mistakes you're supposed to make,

  • I'm told.

  • - We'll see.

  • Catch up with us in 10 years.

  • - True.

  • I'm still gonna go on a hocation.

  • - Anyways, comment below.

  • Thank you.

  • Goodbye. (Kate laughs)

  • (light instrumental music)

  • (sign squeaks)

- It's funny having social media and also having crushes,

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How Far Have You Gone For A Crush?

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