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- All right, so I'm here with Jazzmyne.
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- Yes.
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- We're gonna talk about embarrassing things that happened
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during the middle school years.
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Pubertyish, or like, what is fifth to eighth grade?
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Is that, what is that?
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Elementary school? - Yeah, um, awkward.
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- It was just awkward. (laughing)
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(bell ringing)
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I, one time...
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I always have had really full eyebrows,
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and I didn't know about waxing.
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So, I shaved the middle 'cause I was embarrassed about that.
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- I get that. - And it was too wide.
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Just slightly too-- - Too far in?
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- Yeah, just slighty, and yeah.
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People asked me about it, and I was like, "No,
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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I did not admit to it.
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- Those are the worst things, too, because people clearly
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know that you did something, and you're just like, "Nah,
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"I have no clue what you're talking about."
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I cut my eyelashes-- - What?
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- In sixth grade. - Ohhh.
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Why did you do that?
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- I thought they were too long?
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- That's (mumbles) because long eyelashes
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are the thing people want.
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- People get extensions,
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and here I am like, "These are too long."
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Snipped 'em. - So, you just trimmed them?
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- Yes, my mom almost killed me.
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- During the boobs growing in phase,
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that was a really awkward time in school
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because, I don't think you know much about bras
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or the types that you need.
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So, I would wear those trainer bras,
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which were basically nothing.
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Just cloth.
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And it still...
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Your nipples were still all weird looking.
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So, I was embarrassed about it, so to smooth it out,
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I put toilet paper or tissue, just to add--
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- To smooth it out. (laughs) - Just so it wasn't so pointy.
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It's like...
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I don't know, I have nipple pointiness insecurities.
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- Still? - Still.
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- No. - Still.
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- We'll get over that.
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That'll be another video.
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We'll work on that.
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(playful jazz music)
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- So I put in toilet paper to make it smooth
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and I thought it was good.
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- It truly makes sense.
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I understand where you're coming from,
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because you look and you're like, "Ohh."
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- They go different ways. - Yeah!
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- So, I put them in, and I was like, "Okay, cool."
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Then, I didn't realize that it was riding up
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and one of my friends was like,
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"Do you have toilet paper in your bra?"
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And I was like, "Yeah, no, I just have a runny nose,
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"so I put it in there." (Jazzmyne laughing)
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- A runny nose.
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- And then they were like, "No,"
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and I was like, "Yeah," and I had to admit to it.
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- Oh, okay, but at least you weren't stuffing your bra
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to make them bigger.
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- My boobs were too small to get away with that.
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It was more just,
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I just needed a little extra...
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- Just like a...
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Let's make it round. - A little shaping.
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- Yeah, I feel that.
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Okay, so one time I was at basketball intramurals,
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and, first of all, I'm one of the only girls.
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Go figure.
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Second of all, I'm tall as hell in fifth grade,
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and I had on-- - Was that always awkward,
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being the tallest girl? - Oh my gosh...
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'Cause all the boys wanted to be the tallest,
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and here I am literally the tallest, all my life.
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(sighing)
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So, I was at basketball and I had on these rip off pants,
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and I'm like, "This is a look."
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- Workout pants?
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Yeah, I liked those a lot. - And a tank top.
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A lime green tank top, and black rip off pants.
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- So, you were just always cool.
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- I was ballin', literally, ballin'.
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And so, I was runnin', I was runnin', and all of a sudden
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my pants flew off and I had on these spandex shorts that
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nobody should wear in public. - Oh no!
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- And I just did it so no one could see my butt
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through anything, and I was like,
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"I'm not gonna take all this time to put these
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"rip off pants back on." - 'Cause you have to
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button them. - Exactly, during the game.
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The team's counting on me.
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So, I just played in my
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purple spandex shorts-- - They were purple?
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And you just went for it?
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- (laughs) And my lime green top.
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- That's actually kind of a look.
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Like, now. - Now. (laughs)
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- But, if you're in middle school,
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I can see that it would be embarrassing.
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- My mom legit, from the sideline I looked at her,
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and she was just like, "Why?
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"Why?" (laughs)
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- Oh my God. - Terrible.
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It must have been also equally embarrassing
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to be a guy during this time
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because of the boner thing. (springing)
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Because I remember that coming up
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and it just awkwardly happening, and I don't...
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I always think about that, I'm like, "Oh my God."
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I don't know if any of mine will compare to that.
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- Yeah, no.
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I'll wear my spandex. (Ella laughing)
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I'll keep my spandex. (laughs)
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- Well, thank you
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for chatting with me. - Of course.
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- This has been fun.
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Does anyone watching have any fun, embarrassing stories
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they wanna tell from their childhood?
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Let us know, comment, "Like."
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You know, that's what this is. - Get it done.
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(playful music)
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(swishing)
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(creaking)