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  • - What up, what up, what up?

  • It's a boy, little apple.

  • Today me and the whole gang

  • are doing the roast yourself challenge!

  • (electric guitar riff)

  • - Ew!

  • The what-yourself-who now?

  • - The roast yourself challenge!

  • You know what that is, right?

  • - Um, it doesn't involve

  • setting your butt on fire, does it?

  • - Squash!

  • What are ya talkin about?

  • We're just gonna make fun of ourselves!

  • - Ew!

  • Make fun of ourselves?

  • - It's super easy!

  • You just put on a beat

  • and you do a dis track about yourself!

  • - Oo!

  • I'll go first!

  • - Sure!

  • - I promise.

  • I'll keep it short.

  • For your sake, little apple!

  • (creepy laughter)

  • - No!

  • It's the roast yourself challenge, dude!

  • - All right, all right, all right, all right!

  • ♪ I'm orange, ♪

  • People sometimes say I'm annoying

  • My own best friends they rarely enjoy me

  • My teeth I don't brush

  • Don't speak to my crush

  • And jokes are my defensive mechanism boyee! ♪

  • (creepy laughter)

  • - Yeah!

  • That was perfect orange!

  • - Squash?

  • You understand now?

  • - Um, I guess,

  • but why would you make fun of yourself?

  • - Dude, it's fun!

  • Here, watch this!

  • Uh, uh, I'm pear

  • ♪ I'm oblong, I'm green

  • And I'm boring, ♪

  • Unlike orange my fans aren't exactly adoring

  • ♪ I love to read books

  • And cast judgey looks

  • And when I talk too long I leave everyone snoring

  • What'd ya guys think?

  • (group snoring)

  • - Really you guys?

  • - Hee hee hee hee hee hee!

  • Nah, we're awake!

  • - We were just joking!

  • (loud snoring)

  • - Well, grampa lemon wasn't!

  • (creepy laughter)

  • - Argh!

  • - So squash, you ready to roast yourself?

  • - Um, I don't know if you guys would like it.

  • - Aw, come on squash,

  • we're gonna love it!

  • - Yeah dude.

  • Give it a spin!

  • - Okay, here it goes!

  • Name is squash, eww

  • Another thing, eww

  • ♪ I only do one thing

  • And that thing is to eww

  • Morning it's eww

  • Evening it's eww

  • But I'm no one-trick pony

  • Cause I also can eww

  • How was that?

  • - Um.

  • - Ahh!

  • - Sorry about all the murder and destruction.

  • I tried to warn you.

  • - Okay.

  • Maybe someone else should go!

  • - I'll go, yay!

  • ♪ I'm marshmallow yay

  • ♪ I love everything

  • But I have a secret that

  • ♪ I have never told

  • You all want to know

  • So I'll finally tell

  • My deepest darkest secret

  • Is I often can't rhyme. ♪

  • Yay! ♪

  • - Hold on.

  • That was your deep, dark secret?

  • That you have difficulty rhyming?

  • - Of course it was!

  • What did you think it was gonna be?

  • Hee hee hee hee hee!

  • - Time to bring it home!

  • Little A I'm puny

  • ♪ I'm tiny I'm weak

  • ♪ I compensate with monster trucks

  • And likely can't read

  • ♪ I'll keep this brief

  • ♪ I shake like a leaf

  • When jump-scares make me accidentally... ♪

  • (all scream loudly)

  • - Hee hee hee hee hee!

  • - Ha ha ha ha!

  • - Not cool you guys!

  • (electronic music)

- What up, what up, what up?

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Annoying Orange - Roast Yourself Challenge!

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    Summer posted on 2020/08/17
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