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  • - Nothing makes me happier than

  • meddling in someone else's love life.

  • - I have done a lot of online dating, and I fucking hate it.

  • - I have no experience online dating.

  • But my mom has shown my headshot

  • to a lot of guys at Best Buy.

  • - I've used Tinder, and that's it.

  • - I've never used OkCupid,

  • but I know Chris well enough to make an honest profile.

  • - If you don't have any experience,

  • then should you be making mine?

  • - I think so. I think-- - We'll see.

  • - The blind leading the blind is the best.

  • - I've read a lot of profiles,

  • and know when I see a good one.

  • - Username. Oh my God, so that's like Instagram.

  • - What will drive the most traffic?

  • - Oh my God!

  • - upforanything's already taken!

  • - We're making the user name Benthusiasm.

  • - the1youvebenw84.

  • - I barely understand what you just wrote. (laughter)

  • - upfornothing.

  • - Oh, that's already taken, too.

  • - Hey available is--

  • - [Both] upfornothingtron.

  • - We'll take that. - Of course.

  • - We're gonna take Ben's photo.

  • I'm not gonna be in it, 'cause that's weird.

  • - Chris, laugh!

  • - I don't, I don't like laughing on cue. (laughter)

  • - I think my arm should be in it so it looks--

  • - Yeah, put your arm in it so people know

  • I have a friend.

  • - I don't look like a creep there?

  • I feel like I look a little creepy.

  • - I've totally liked photos like this.

  • - About me.

  • "How would your best friend describe you?"

  • - "Up for anything." - Dollar sign.

  • - Dollar sign, exclamation point.

  • - Yes.

  • - I'm going to use the one we came up for you with Tinder.

  • - "You're certain to have a fun night with me."

  • "Fun date", not "night".

  • - "Hey girl. Is that what Ryan Gosling says?"

  • - Bump everything up.

  • Don't put "tall", put like "supermodel".

  • Oh, "supermodel tall". - Yeah.

  • - "Okay, "supermodel tall, supermodel funny".

  • - Thank you.

  • - What I'm doing with my life.

  • - What do you do day to day?

  • Like, maybe just, you know, wake up.

  • - "Living my best life."

  • - Usually I have a little gunk in the corners.

  • - Okay. "Gunk in the corners."

  • - "I enjoy a lifestyle that requires little

  • "but fun and adventure.

  • "Even from the simple vantage point of my home."

  • - "Closet-squatting." - Yeah.

  • - "I'm really good at?" Ooh.

  • - "I'm really good at gaming."

  • - "Not making people angry."

  • - I feel like you're probably a good cook.

  • I mean, I don't really know 'cause you never cooked for me,

  • but we'll find out.

  • - All right, that was a little passive-aggressive, but...

  • - It's kind of like copyrighting; you can't be too detailed.

  • - You're putting so much more thought into this

  • than I do into my regular profiles. (laughter)

  • - Because I--

  • - No, no, I appreciate you for caring.

  • - Well, maybe that's the reason you've been

  • having all these issues with online dating.

  • - "I spend a lot of time thinking about."

  • Ooh, global warming is an option.

  • - Followed by lunch.

  • - Lunch, equal importance.

  • - "The future of diverse representation in entertainment."

  • - I would never would have thought about saying that.

  • - "Lunch."

  • - (laughs) That's pretty funny.

  • - I'm feeling good.

  • I'm feeling like I'm the perfect candidate

  • for a free dating website.

  • - I think you put together something way better

  • than I could have done.

  • - For my profile, I try so hard to make myself

  • look like what I want to be.

  • I think I'll get better matches because

  • she was more honest about who I am than I usually am.

- Nothing makes me happier than

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    doris.lai posted on 2020/08/17
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