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  • - How do you do, fruit lovers?

  • It's Orange and Pear with some knowledge to share.

  • - Today we're showing you how to start a company.

  • - Wow Pear, what do ya say we get down to business?

  • (Orange laughs) (Pear groans)

  • - All right.

  • So step one is to decide what your company is gonna do.

  • - Ooh! Touch it's tongue to it's eye!

  • - What?

  • - TNT, Puns, make fun of Little Apple!

  • - Hey!

  • - Orange, stop.

  • We're talking about what your company is going to do

  • to make money.

  • - Ohhhh, I get it.

  • So make fun of Little Apple, obviously.

  • (laughs) - No.

  • No one is going to pay you to do that!

  • - Aww, not even a little?

  • (laughs)

  • - Orange!

  • (Pear sighs)

  • - A good thing to do is to think of something

  • your community doesn't have that it could really use.

  • - Oh, slides that go up! (air whooshing)

  • Trees that aren't trees! (stamp)

  • Trampolines for chinchillas! (bouncy boinging)

  • Ooh, that's a good one.

  • - Ugh, this is getting us nowhere.

  • Let's just move on to step two.

  • Pick a name for your company.

  • - Hmm, how about Jeff?

  • - Jeff?

  • You're going to name your company

  • that makes trampolines for chinchillas Jeff?

  • - What? Jeff's a great name.

  • And it screams chinchilla trampolines.

  • - Jeff does not scream chinchilla trampolines, dude.

  • - Well that Jeff sure does.

  • - Trampolines for chinchillas!

  • (roars)

  • - Huh. Well, it looks like you've got a head start

  • on step three.

  • Let people know your company exists.

  • A lot of companies advertise on TV, for example.

  • - Say no more, Pear.

  • Say no more.

  • Are you a chinchilla who loves trampolines?

  • Of course you are.

  • Come on down to Jeff

  • and jump on these great deals quick!

  • (laughs)

  • We're located right between the slide that goes up

  • and the tree that isn't a tree.

  • Or call us at 1-800-I'M-A-CHINCHILLA-AND-CAN'T-USE-THE-PHONE

  • - Well, that was something. (bouncy boinging)

  • But apparently it worked.

  • - So what's step four?

  • We got chinchillas lining up around the block!

  • - Step four is pretty straightforward.

  • Just rake in the cash. (dreamy music)

  • - Oh.

  • - What's the matter?

  • You have a bunch of customers.

  • - I do, but chinchillas don't have any money.

  • They only have items they find lying around

  • like buttons, shards of glass, lit sticks of TNT, gravel.

  • - Wait, what was that?

  • - Gravel, you know, small rocks?

  • - Before that.

  • - Shards of glass?

  • Hmm, I guess that could be valuable.

  • - After that!

  • - Ohhh, you mean the lit stick of TNT?

  • - Yes! (bouncy boinging)

  • - Not to worry, Pear. (TNT sizzling)

  • I'll get rid of it right now

  • by sending it down this slide.

  • See, super easy.

  • Bye, TNT!

  • - Ugh, that was a close one.

  • Hey wait a minute!

  • (screams) (laughing)

  • (TNT exploding)

  • (upbeat music)

- How do you do, fruit lovers?

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HOW2: How to Start a Company

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    Summer posted on 2020/08/15
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