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- How do you do, fruit lovers?
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It's Orange and Pear with some knowledge to share.
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- Today we're showing you how to start a company.
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- Wow Pear, what do ya say we get down to business?
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(Orange laughs) (Pear groans)
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- All right.
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So step one is to decide what your company is gonna do.
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- Ooh! Touch it's tongue to it's eye!
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- What?
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- TNT, Puns, make fun of Little Apple!
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- Hey!
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- Orange, stop.
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We're talking about what your company is going to do
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to make money.
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- Ohhhh, I get it.
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So make fun of Little Apple, obviously.
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(laughs) - No.
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No one is going to pay you to do that!
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- Aww, not even a little?
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(laughs)
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- Orange!
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(Pear sighs)
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- A good thing to do is to think of something
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your community doesn't have that it could really use.
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- Oh, slides that go up! (air whooshing)
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Trees that aren't trees! (stamp)
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Trampolines for chinchillas! (bouncy boinging)
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Ooh, that's a good one.
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- Ugh, this is getting us nowhere.
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Let's just move on to step two.
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Pick a name for your company.
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- Hmm, how about Jeff?
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- Jeff?
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You're going to name your company
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that makes trampolines for chinchillas Jeff?
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- What? Jeff's a great name.
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And it screams chinchilla trampolines.
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- Jeff does not scream chinchilla trampolines, dude.
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- Well that Jeff sure does.
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- Trampolines for chinchillas!
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(roars)
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- Huh. Well, it looks like you've got a head start
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on step three.
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Let people know your company exists.
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A lot of companies advertise on TV, for example.
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- Say no more, Pear.
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Say no more.
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Are you a chinchilla who loves trampolines?
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Of course you are.
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Come on down to Jeff
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and jump on these great deals quick!
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(laughs)
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We're located right between the slide that goes up
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and the tree that isn't a tree.
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Or call us at 1-800-I'M-A-CHINCHILLA-AND-CAN'T-USE-THE-PHONE
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- Well, that was something. (bouncy boinging)
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But apparently it worked.
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- So what's step four?
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We got chinchillas lining up around the block!
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- Step four is pretty straightforward.
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Just rake in the cash. (dreamy music)
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- Oh.
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- What's the matter?
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You have a bunch of customers.
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- I do, but chinchillas don't have any money.
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They only have items they find lying around
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like buttons, shards of glass, lit sticks of TNT, gravel.
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- Wait, what was that?
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- Gravel, you know, small rocks?
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- Before that.
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- Shards of glass?
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Hmm, I guess that could be valuable.
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- After that!
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- Ohhh, you mean the lit stick of TNT?
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- Yes! (bouncy boinging)
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- Not to worry, Pear. (TNT sizzling)
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I'll get rid of it right now
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by sending it down this slide.
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See, super easy.
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Bye, TNT!
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- Ugh, that was a close one.
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Hey wait a minute!
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(screams) (laughing)
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(TNT exploding)
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(upbeat music)