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  • We are here in Melbourne, Australia for the YouTube creator summit

  • and we just went to some panels

  • and now everybody is doing team-building exercises

  • We, however, have left them all so we could do some stomach building exercises

  • because we want to experience what food in Melbourne is like!

  • M: Woo! S: Ngh!

  • M: Wonder Bao, Wonder Bao does whatever a ... Wonder ... Bao-

  • Who likes cheap delicious eats?

  • *doorbell* I do!

  • Wonder Bao is under the top 10

  • Chinese food restaurants in Melbourne

  • and it's supposed to be like really cheap, really fresh, really amazing

  • and I love dumplings! You know I love dumplings! Ducky, do I not love dumplings?

  • S: You love dumplings! M: I freaking love dumplings!

  • Everything sells out really quickly so we got to go right- right the F now!

  • Aww yeahhhh!

  • We've got three different kinds here.

  • They are fresh. They are soft. They are wonderful.

  • M: Alright, let's uh let's just get straight into this

  • M: because you don't want it to get cold

  • S: Look at that!

  • S: Awwww yeahhhh!

  • M: I can already tell just by ripping it apart how soft it is

  • the closest that we have in Japan is like the pizzaman (ピザまん), right?

  • It's like a giant steamed bun it's kind of like this

  • but it's different tastes altogether. Here we go!

  • Mmmmm~

  • This somehow takes me back to Beijing flavors

  • it's got that multiple spice flavor it's a bit sweet

  • It's a bit savory, it's a bit salty, and it's porky.

  • It's got like so many different things happening in your mouth (ahem)

  • That's just something

  • that I love about living in Asia, is that all the different cuisine flavors um-

  • are- it's never just like a flat flavor, you know?

  • S: What flavor is that one?

  • Pork something magic?

  • S: I like how we ordered this like a minute ago and we don't even remember what it is

  • S: We were like "Get this, this, this, this!"

  • Cause I have to open it up and see what's on the inside. How can I possibly know?

  • S: You know what I love doing?

  • S: I love ... I don't know why- I really like when the paper sticks to it. There's something so ...

  • Satisfyingly sticky *record scratches*

  • M: What are you talking about? You always remove labels. Of course you love doing that.

  • Ahhh *gasp* Right! I love peeling stickers off things! Okay

  • S: Is this the Char Siu? (Nope)

  • Ohhhhh boyyyyy!

  • *inhales*

  • S: *salivates* Oh f*bahh*k guys

  • S: *whispers* Look at that shiit(ake mushroom)

  • S: There's a sweetness to this

  • S: You usually get a sweetness with like a sauce on meat like uhh orange chicken or something like that

  • but this has its own

  • inherent juicy succulent

  • sweet meatiness to it

  • This is wild! There's so many different textures in here. You get like the smoothness of the meat

  • with a little bit of the bite of the mushroom at the same time. I got a little piece right here of ...

  • Sausage! Oh man.

  • Every flavor- there's so many flavors in this!

  • Is this an egg?! *record scratches*

  • M: That's my half! How dare you sir. S: Hold up- I gotta-

  • S: I- M: How dare you sir!

  • S: Okay. Hey ... M: You tore it in half, you cannot take my half.

  • You're really going to like this. You're really going to like this one.

  • I'm saving the egg one for you, love

  • But first-

  • I just love the bread here

  • the velvety gloss here it's like sweet marshmallow-y rolls of bread

  • Oh my god!

  • I gotta say I've become a bit of a food snob since moving to Japan.

  • Not sure if you notice, I'm definitely a food snob

  • M: *laughs* Yes. S: I-

  • I love this. This is great! I'm so glad we waited for this.

  • Mmm!

  • Imagine all the things you could put in buns like this. Do they make it with peanut butter and jam?

  • They've got so many other fla- We've got to try all the flavors, girl.

  • This is nuts. Mmm!

  • Okay, so we just walked all the way from Wonder Bao here to Doughnut Time.

  • S: It was a gorgeous walk with tons of great food.

  • S: We came here specifically for donuts.

  • $8 donuts it seems like *laughing nervously*

  • S: and that's what we're going to eat now.

  • S: Our favorite donut shop in Tokyo just shut down

  • but I got my donut fix right now.

  • What's this one right here that we got? Nope, that's the stupid one.

  • S: I'm getting the good one! M: How dare you!

  • This one right here- Is that snow on the ground?! No, that's just ... foam and spit. (Gross)

  • M: *laughs* Let's go to a different location!

  • Okay

  • S: Aww boy, I'm ready for this! M: Hey, I think we should play a game first

  • M: to see who gets the donut.

  • Nah, I- I remember that pain.

  • So this one right here-

  • Ooh, it's so sticky!

  • I could feel how dense this donut is!

  • Other donuts are usually really fluffy. This is a dense cake!

  • Here we go!

  • Take a look at what's inside, boys!

  • S: *satisfied noise*

  • H'ohhh boyyyyy!

  • Oh wow, look how dense-

  • this is like a really thick donut!

  • Here we go!

  • I want to tell strangers

  • that they should go buy donuts here.

  • You see people that spin the signs?

  • I want to just be outside like "This is a really f*bahh*king good donut!"

  • People are coming.

  • This is such a great contrast.

  • The creaminess of the filling with the burnt, toffee, crunchiness on top and the cake all in-between.

  • All these different textures and sweetnesses make for a very happy boy.

  • I am really digging Melbourne, can I just say?

  • M: Cool place, eh? S: I am really digging this place!

  • M: You guys can't see this but like we're in this little alleyway that is really reminiscent of like Sweden and Norway

  • M: and it's just super cool looking!

  • Also, when we were waiting for donuts and we were staring outside and looking at the donuts,

  • two people came up to us

  • and I think they wanted to sell us drugs.

  • He had a backpack and he's like, "How you doing, buddy?"

  • I'm like

  • S: "I'm just looking at donuts." M: And he's like, "Oh, are you?"

  • So I'm not sure if that was a proposition or not, but I'm happy with my donuts!

  • Girl, you're gonna dig this!

  • Okay, this box smells like an entire amusement park. Ducky, you want to smell this?

  • S: You mean it smells like kids peeing themselves? M: No, an amusement park!

  • S: *inhales* Ohhhhh! M: It smells like cotton candy and crepes

  • M: and like funnel cakes S: and marshmallows

  • and like it has like all these different things! Now, here's the thing-

  • Whoa, that's a heavy donut!

  • M: This is made with vegan cream cheese frosting

  • M: which makes me feel scared

  • M: because I'm used to having like really sugary sweet donuts

  • um- and this is with sprinkles but as they say it in Australia:

  • Hundreds and Thousands!

  • It's so big, I don't even- okay.

  • *wide mouth opening noise*

  • Oh my god. That can't be vegan! That just tastes like magical icing sugar!

  • I thought it was gonna be hard. (That's what she said)

  • M: It's really soft and fluffy.

  • M: You see how thick this is? S: Whoa!

  • S: That's a lot of cream there, girl!

  • This tastes like birthday cake ... frosting.

  • When you bite into it, the whole thing tastes like a birthday cake.

  • I expected this to be really like glossy sugar.

  • I mean it's a fluffy one, and this really, really reminds me of my childhood because I used to love getting these from Tim Hortons!

  • and now they changed it! It's no longer Hundreds and Thousands, it's the sprinkles that are like flat.

  • That doesn't taste the same!

  • That's not even fun!

  • It's calling to me still *laughs*

  • *giggles*

  • Mmmmmmmmm!

  • So for this next part of the video

  • we're going to Smith & Deli, which is a vegan deli. I've never been anywhere like this before. I'm really excited to see what this is like.

  • Also I feel kind of

  • Inspired to eat this food because over the past couple of days, we haven't really been

  • uhh ... ingesting th- the healthiest things here. My voice is a little bit gone. Martina's voice is entirely gone.

  • *loud party music, loud party people*

  • (possibly drunk) M: I'm getting it in 4! background voice: 4? lady on left: 3!

  • *loud party noises continue*

  • M: *faintly* Justin Bieber! Justin Bieber!

  • *more loud party noises*

  • *everyone goes "Ohhhhhhhhh!" simultaneously*

  • S: Do you want to say something on camera, girl?

  • M: [barely audibly] I can't; it's gone, totally.

  • S: Oh no, nobody can hear you, sorry. It's just gonna be me.

  • S: But you know what, you're a beautiful girl.

  • S: I think you're really pretty, I love you and if I love you the most then tell me otherwise

  • *Martina mouths "What?"*

  • Wait, if- What'd I say? If I love you the mo- ... most ...

  • *Martina snort giggles*

  • How does the math work on this? Hold on ...

  • Carry the two ...

  • S: So what you're saying is 'that looks disgusting'

  • S: and you don't want to eat it.

  • S: You don't like It when people warm your sandwiches. You prefer cold sandwiches like a Barbarian.

  • S: Oh, we got some cute doggies!

  • S: Hello, cute doggies! You're a cold doggy, aren't you?

  • S: It's terrible, isn't it?

  • *M: What the f*bahh*k?!*

  • S: 'Waterfall'. Did you just say 'waterfalls'? *M: Bullsh!t*

  • *M: Oh my god!*

  • *faint explosion*

  • S: So what we're gonna do now is Martina is going to mouth words and I'm gonna voice it over in her voice.

  • S: 'Okay, I love salami. I thought ...'

  • S: 'It feels ... fake salami.'

  • S: 'Would be bullshit.'

  • S: 'But it's so ...' *flock of swearing sheep from out of nowhere*

  • S: 'It's okay, I guess' *laughs*

  • My counterpart isn't all too eloquent. Let me try her sandwich and explain it to you. This is- this just looks good.

  • Look at- it's bubbling through like that.

  • *satisfying crunch*

  • I didn't know vegan food could be this good. This is a damn fine sandwich

  • and it's spicy!

  • It's got a really good peppery kick.

  • It's got fake pastrami, *buzzer*

  • it's got fake cheese, roasted red peppers on this as well and a phenomenal crunch.

  • This is a really good sandwich. You wouldn't even think about it being vegan.

  • You'd just think 'oh my god, this is delicious'. This is ...

  • delicious! *sandwich crunch*

  • Mmm! Okay.

  • Okay, first of all, what is up with Melbourne's weather? It was beautiful and sunny

  • when we left, and now it's cold and rainy, and I have a feeling that it's gonna start snowing in a half an hour,

  • and then there's gonna be like a beautiful sun storm.

  • This weather is messed up.

  • Yeah, a sun storm. It's like when you got the sunshine and the rain coming.

  • You never heard it before? Of course you have.

  • What I'm eating today is a Foghorn Legless. This is fake chicken schnitzel, fake bacon and

  • vegan ranch! Is this gonna be blasphemy? Let me see ...

  • Back in my day, when I had fake meat, it just tasted like soggy cardboard with salt and pepper on it.

  • This actually tastes like a chicken schnitzel!

  • This bacon actually has bacon flavor!

  • This ranch- you would never know that it's vegan! There's no reason for you to not to have this ranch

  • as opposed to regular ranch. It's so juicy!

  • *licks fingers*

  • Like, the fake meat is juicy!

  • I'm so confused cause usually the juiciness of meat comes from the fat that's in it

  • but this doesn't have fat because it's not real meat.

  • Oh man! You want to try some?

  • I'm sorry, I can't hear you. You want me to 'keep eating' is what you just said?

  • Mmm! This is a great experience.

  • Smith & Deli. You'll get some phenomenal sandwiches and you won't feel that bad about eating processed meat.

  • S: Hey, I challenge any sandwich snob to come here,

  • have a couple of sandwiches and tell me that they're not amazing. If all vegan food was like this,

  • I'd be pursuing it a lot more cause I've had a lot of bad vegan food.

  • This is great! I really like Melbourne so far. This is awesome.

  • I'm going to have your sandwich now cause you can't tell me not to.

  • *punching, slapping sounds*

  • Girl, well, have a bite of mine!

  • I wasn't joking about the Melbourne weather. I literally filmed that complaint about the weather 2 minutes ago.

  • Look at how beautiful this is now! This is crazy.

  • How do you go outside without bringing a suitcase everywhere you go in Melbourne? This is nuts.

  • We're going for coffee now at Seven Seeds specialty coffee.

  • Melbourne has a very thriving and vibrant coffee scene.

  • S: Martina's getting a flat white, I'm getting the cold brew Mine already came out. I'm thoroughly impressed.

  • It comes with one of those gigantic ice cubes, which I prefer as opposed to lots of small ice cubes

  • that dilute your coffee very quickly. This is gonna be really enjoyable.

  • That is a lovely cold brew.

  • It's probably the most aromatic cold brew that I've had.

  • I sm- it hit my nose a lot harder than it hit my mouth right away.