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  • It is the end of October in Japan,

  • and it is like 21 something degrees outside,

  • I think it's super unnatural.

  • I don't like it. Sir, you know what else I think I'm not gonna like?

  • - What? -The new unnatural Halloween Frappuccinos at Starbucks, Japan.

  • (Halloween music)

  • Looks unnatural to me.

  • - Nothing about a Frappuccino has ever looked natural,

  • so both of these are flappuccino blend.

  • - Flappuccinos? Flappuccino, flappuccino, frip frap flappuccinos

  • - Hey - One of those fancy drinks.

  • - Both of these are Frappuccino blended creams there's no coffee

  • - Which means no coffee in either one. Which means what's the point?

  • - It's just sugar. - There is gonna be 2 kinds of apples.

  • There's a princess Frappuccino, and it's pink, and it's fluffy

  • - Yeah - And then there's a bad apple Frappuccino for the evil witch.

  • - It's the princess and the witch Frappuccino.

  • - So 1 , 2, 3 we'll say which one that we think we'll want to have. - Ok

  • [Both] 1, 2, 3 [Simon] Princess [Martina] Witch

  • -Perfect so I get this beautiful princess one.

  • It's got these little sparkly balls on it in pink and blue

  • It's got a whole bunch of what looks like condensed milk

  • at the bottom and just a big fruity pink fluffy whatever.

  • - Mine looks awesome

  • It's dark chocolate evil

  • and it's got chunks of like evil apples

  • and they put these really cool streaks of chocolate in

  • which I think will be...

  • - I think blended in with the brownie as well.

  • -Are you kidding me?! - I saw them put something in there

  • - So mine's the fattuccino. - Yours is the fattuccino.

  • - Mine's got a chubby straw. - Here we go

  • Oh, that's sweet!

  • - I picked the right one.

  • - This tastes like a memory. - How can this taste like a memory?

  • Are you secretly going out drinking pink Frappuccinos?

  • - No, this tastes like almost like cereal milk.

  • - Like when you have frosted flakes or lucky charms?

  • - Yeah it almost tastes like the leftover milk from a cereal.

  • - Mine actually, is quite interesting.

  • This middle part just hits like a chocolate Frappuccino

  • and the bottom tastes like a juicy Red Delicious apples

  • It's actually not too sweet

  • and this top part is gonna like a mocha taste.

  • You know what I would like though?

  • - What? - Just a dash of cinnamon or pinch of nutmeg?

  • - Hold on I should get my Halloween princess donut.

  • There was none for you

  • [screaming]

  • If you got the good frappuccino, I get the accessory items. Look at this.

  • - That doesn't seem fair.

  • - It's got pink frosting on it.

  • It's got like little vanilla balls

  • - It's got sparkles

  • - It sparkles and twinkles and silver

  • Mmm (inaudible) crunchy one to harmonize.

  • It's very very subtle pairing

  • of junk food

  • (laughing)

  • You can taste all of the overworked gluten

  • and the thick caking of icing on top

  • and it slowly dissolves in your mouth with this cereal milk Frappuccino

  • with the balls you can barely taste.

  • Hey, that's my donut I'm the princess not you in this relationship

  • Let me see yours. Wow. Yours is like super dense

  • Well, this is so much heavier than my mine

  • just by heft alone. Like the princess weighs half as much as the witch

  • Maybe that's why the witch is so witchy. Because she so grumpy like "oh look at you so young and pretty

  • You didn't put on any weight wait till you hit your 30s then we'll see whose the princess now"

  • - Enjoy your sugar coated shoe white (crosstalk)

  • - Your fast metabolism. Not anymore I give you the curse of age!

  • (Laughing)

  • - That's all anyone needs to do. Everything will hurt when it shouldn't, and you'll

  • gain weight instantly when before you could eat a medium pizza to yourself

  • - I think the Bad Wish Frappuccino acknowledges that I'm older now.

  • I'm never gonna have a six-pack again. Let's just go balls to the wall and

  • get as junky as we can possibly get.

  • This definitely just looks and feels worse. I didn't even taste it yet.

  • Old lady wish time

  • - Oh (old person mumbling) millenials

  • Who are these people looking at us?

  • - You know what we should do?

  • We should like look at our phones and ignore each other just like trendy people

  • What was I doing again? - Suspiciousness is the fact that these people are watching us here.

  • How did you get into this camera, people?

  • How did you get in here?

  • - Mmm, that is some really poppin' cherry! And you could taste...

  • - It's apples not cherry

  • - Is it? - Yeah

  • - Apples not that....

  • - It's apple. It's red delicious evil witch apple.

  • - I give you the curse of age

  • It doesn't taste like a cherry I'll be honest.

  • - Because it's apple

  • - I give you the curse of age

  • I'm the witch of this solution

  • I gotta say yours is a lot better than mine.

  • - I"m telling you 100% it's apple it's literally called One Apple Two...

  • Which sounds like a horrible name by the way. One Apple Two Frapps

  • - Okay, I can taste it now.

  • - One Apple Two Frapps, is that really what this is called?

  • - One Apple Two Frapps. How is that one?

  • - You know, it's not as faintly sweet as I thought it was going to be.

  • - Starbucks Japan actually does really good Frappuccinos.

  • - We had that tremendous fun. The peach one.

  • That just blew our mind. It was the best Starbucks we ever had

  • - Are we supposed to tell anybody that? We definitely were not supposed to tell people

  • that we had that fatty fatty fatty fat fat because we have the curse of old age

  • which means it's never gone out of our bodies. It's part of my....

  • - I had it back in the summer. It's still hanging off my left nipple as we speak.

  • So what if my pecks are firm? I still eat donuts

  • (mumbling)

  • - You sound like Matthew

  • You sound like Matthew McConaughey

  • Wait while that's in your mouth talk about...

  • - Murf

  • - When you're on the road

  • - You're on the road of (inaudible)

  • I gotta tell you I don't really get a Halloween vibe out of this.

  • - No neither do I but okay

  • here's the thing people in Japan, Halloween's just like a party day,

  • and I already saw kids out in the park for the costumes on.

  • - Oh, yeah, - Yeah, I was biking here and I saw little kids....

  • - Did you like my costume today?

  • - Are you lumberjack?

  • - I pretended to be - Are you Canadian?

  • - I pretend to be somebody that fits into this shirt.

  • (laughing)

  • - Did you just buy this?

  • - I just bought it and it won't close

  • and for some reason the left one goes up fine

  • but my right forearm is a lot bigger than my left.

  • That's not, that's a manufacturing default. Don't know why

  • - What size is this?

  • - It's a large. - You're just so big.

  • But look it fits at the shoulders.

  • This is good shoulder size when the tip sit there.

  • It's just my fat nipples again

  • - You don't have fat nipples. You're a buff boy.

  • You have really rock hard pecks. You break eggs

  • in our kitchen constantly.

  • - It's because of my tremendous strength not because of my rippling body

  • - Sometimes you try open up jars and you like tear the lid off

  • and it goes across the room.

  • - Last night I actually broke that little thing

  • on the front door that's for mosquito repellent.

  • - Did you try to take it off and it crumpled in your hand?

  • - It shattered in my hand again.

  • - Simon needs to have these hands insured.

  • - I have uncontrollable strength in this huge right hand.

  • How did you get so strong?

  • Nobody knows

  • Nobody knows. The point is I don't feel Halloween festive after these drinks.

  • I think we might have to go to Tokyo Disneyland in order to get the true feeling of Halloween in Japan

  • That might be our next video, bye. Thanks for watching everybody.

  • (laughing)

  • - I hope we go to DisneySea

  • - If you think, if you don't like a complaints about old age.

  • Hey, guess what? We still got another 40 years

  • we're gonna be on YouTube prepare for many many more old people jokes

  • coming your way - Coming on your way

It is the end of October in Japan,

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Starbucks Halloween Frappucinos in Japan

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