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  • Martina: It is October 30th and we are celebrating Halloween at Disney Sea

  • Simon: This isn't just a video of us playing around,

  • Simon: This is also going to be an informative video...

  • Simon: ... so we are going to tell you what all of the delicious food tastes like

  • Simon: We're going to try as much as we can ... for your sake Martina: Take a hit for the team.

  • Simon: so you can learn about Disney and Japanese culture and

  • Simon: let's go on rides!

  • Simon:Let's go on rides!

  • *whacking sound*

  • Martina: He punched me in the boob Ow!

  • Martina: How come every time we go to a theme park, you punch me in the boob?

  • Martina: Ow! Ow! Your Go-Pro hurts so much! Martina & Simon: *laughing*

  • Martina: You don't understand Everyone: *laughing*

  • Simon: Oh... I had the Go-Pro... *everyone still laughing*

  • Simon: Ducky, I'm sorry

  • Martina: It's fine (agonized voice)

  • Martina: Oh yeah, Dan's here too

  • Dan: Hi

  • Martina: Your bat* boy (*unclear) Simon: He's got the Christmas cheer about him

  • Dan: Yeah Martina: *laughs*

  • Martina: You're gonna, you're gonna love it Dan I swear

  • Dan: *hesitantly mumbles agreement*

  • Dan (more confident now): it's going to be great... right?

  • *groovy music*

  • *sad, depressing music*

  • *groovy music*

  • *depressing music, people wailing*

  • *cheerful music*

  • Martina: Those are my pig hats.

  • Martina: Those are ... that's my pig hat.

  • Martina: and I am really sad that I didn't bring my pig hat because ... it has become very special to me as you guys know

  • Martina: and so now I can't bring him out in public because I can't risk losing him

  • Martina: but there are many pig hats for me to see

  • Martina: I wish I'd brought my pig hat!

  • Martina: So make sure you take advantage of the Fast Pass System.

  • Martina: On the back of your ticket, its got a little QR code.

  • Martina: Not every ride has it. But (some) rides will have these little fast pass stations.

  • Martina:You scan it and then it gives you a Fast Pass Ticket. Which allows you to get in quickly at a specific time.

  • Martina: Annnnd today our specific time is like... Simon: 8:30 to 9:30

  • Martina: Nighttime (Simon: We got eight hours!) so we may not use this particular one. I'll be honest with you. But ...

  • Martina: Don't forget to use the fast pass system!

  • *spooky music*

  • Martina: We are approaching the Mayan ruins

  • Martina: We are heading to buh-buh-buh-buuuuuh Simon & Martina: buh-buh-buhhhhhh, buhhh buhhhhhhh (Indiana Jones theme song)

  • Martina: It's a very calm ride (Simon: super chill) nothing to be concerned about

  • Simon (calm voice): Indiana Jones and the reclining chair

  • Martina (calm): Indiana Jones and the relaxing tea and book

  • Simon (still calm): Indiana Jones and the Sunday afternoon crossword puzzle

  • Martina: can't separate at this point

  • Martina: It's jaguars, and jaguars with guns.

  • Martina: Jaguar's guns are filled with bees

  • Martina: and the bees are filled with ...

  • Simon: There's a single rider line.

  • Simon: So... see ya, see ya later...

  • Dan: Alright, alright. Bye!

  • Simon and Martina: Come on!

  • Simon: So last night after my workout,

  • Simon: I sat in a weird position for an hour and then I got up with terrible back spasms.

  • Simon: Yes, this is an old people problem. And Martina said...

  • Simon (imitating Martina): "Hey are you going to be good enough to go to Disney Sea tomorrow because your back spasms?"

  • Simon: and I said "I don't care how much I am suffering"

  • Simon: I am in throngs of pain right now

  • Simon: but it's all gonna be worth it for this amazing ride

  • Fellow Disney Guest: *unintelligible*

  • Simon & Martina: Ohhhh thank you

  • Martina: We are now entering the temple

  • (Simon: of Doooooooooom) Martina: It will be a slow trek

  • Martina: I smell garlic and popcorn and other delicious things that we definitely should have gotten.

  • Martina: pro-tip: get a snack Simon: We should have gotten a snack beforehand.

  • Simon: But Martina said "Nooo, I must get in line right now!"

  • Martina: I apologize for that... I take it back-si

  • Simon (proud/noble voice): Next time trust your husband in everything that he says and does

  • Martina: No, sir! Simon (accent turning kinda Indian): Let this be a lesson to you.

  • Martina: Your accent is going a little Indian, I'll be honest

  • Simon (accent): I was trying to be an old grandmother.

  • Martina: oh a... a grandmother? Simon: Yes!

  • Martina: I thought he was being an old Indian man.

  • Simon: That's racist!

  • Simon: Ahhhhh, only another 50 minutes to wait.

  • Martina (laughing): With no food.

  • *spooky/funky music*

  • Simon: One of the great things about waiting in line at Disney rides is ...

  • Simon: even though waiting in line sucks, you're waiting in line somewhere that's interesting looking

  • Simon: you could look around and time goes by a lot more quickly... if your in the middle of a set like this

  • Simon: it's just a great experience

  • Simon: Okay, we are just about to get on the ride.

  • Simon: I don't think I'm going to be able to record any of this but you have the mic, you can hear me scream.

  • *screaming (of various types)*

  • Simon: Holy F*

  • Martina: I love Indiana Jones. Everytime I come here, I think it's totally worth the wait

  • Martina: It's not one of those awful rides that you go on and you're like "That sucked!"

  • Martina: It's great and fun and awesome and I don't know where to look

  • Simon: There's no loop-de-loops, it's just ...

  • Simon & Martina: FUN!

  • Simon: We were so hungry and cranky going into it beforehand, but now I just feel totally rejuvenated

  • Simon: and ready to go on with the rest of my day. This was tremendous.

  • Martina: Let's go get some delicious food!

  • Simon: 5 out of 5, would highly recommend! Martina: Would do it again!

  • Simon: Let's get back in line! Martina: Would go again, yes!

  • Simon: We've eaten at Saito Sushi

  • Simon: We've eaten at Kyoto Kitcho

  • Simon: And today we are eating at the Expedition Eats

  • Simon: Got some sausage rolls

  • Simon: Got no ketchup

  • Simon: no nothing on 'em

  • Simon: Just sausage and bun

  • *crunching sound*

  • Simon: mmmmmmmmm

  • Martina: It tastes like breakfast links

  • Martina: Like a giant breakfast link jammed inside of a baguette

  • Martina: I mean... it's just delicious

  • Simon: The crunchiness of the baguette with the softness of the sausage makes for a very good, salty meal

  • Simon: for our first meal of the day, way too late in the day Martina: *laughing*

  • *train horn sounds*

  • Simon: Excuse me! I am trying to record a YouTube video here!

  • Simon: This is delicious! 10 out of 10, would buy again!

  • Martina & Simon: *laughing*

  • Martina: It's honestly good

  • *spooky/funky music*

  • Simon: You gotta wear it all day girl Martina: It's so hot though... *music continues*

  • Simon: You already are

  • Martina (sing-songy) : I'm so hot

  • Simon & Martina: Wow!

  • *laughing*

  • Martina:It doesn't feel like you're visiting an amusement part that has has been made a certain way

  • Martina: It feels like your actually in the world

  • Martina: This is an actual river that's flowing around and ducks live...

  • Simon: Hate to break it to you those are robot ducks

  • Martina: They're not robot ducks

  • Simon: This is all Westworld right now

  • Martina: Those aren't robot ducks, those are chubby big boy ducks

  • Simon: Who's a big boy?

  • Martina: Those are ducks that have been fed (Simon: very well) a huge amount of food

  • Simon: They are living the life, these ducks

  • *funky music*

  • Martina: I just need you to turn around a second

  • Simon: There's more ducks

  • Martina: So we are at Seaside Snacks.

  • Martina: Now, what's cool about Disney Sea is they have different kinds of food stall locations that are not necessarily all over the park

  • Martina: So this location is the only location that does like a shrimp steam bun

  • Martina: I had it before. I like hunted it down.

  • Martina: It was soooo good.

  • Martina: But this one is not only a shrimp steam bun, it's a Halloween special edition one!

  • Martina: *excited exhale*

  • Martina: That's why there is a big line up and Simon is dancing like a crazy person.

  • Martina: Let's just ignore him and people will think he's just dancing in line like a total weirdo.

  • *music: baby when you move your body, baby when you move your body

  • Martina: we don't know this man

  • Simon: Well you won't get any dumplings then.

  • Martina: We know this man

  • Dan & Martina: *laughing*

  • Simon: Look at that gorgeous steam

  • Simon: and white (Marina - shrimp and pork) meaty thing

  • Simon: Those are some sweat onions you can smell in there Martina: Yep

  • Simon: Oh, Yeah!

  • Simon: This is amusement park food done right Martina: mmm-hmm

  • Simon: It's a delicious bun

  • Simon: Great seasoned stuffings

  • Martina: and I think because the lineup was so long, it doesn't over steam them.

  • Martina: These are just like... still in like that perfect fluff-wah stage, you know? Simon: *making happy sounds*

  • Martina: Shrimp, huge shrimp. Huge pork.

  • Simon: Youcould taste a little bit of the purple as well in the dough Martina: mmmmm

  • Simon: Special steam buns. Highly recommend. 5 out of 5, would eat them again.

  • Martina: We have, this is our second time.

  • Martina: I mean... I've said too much! Simon: I'm not lying!

  • *spooky, fun music*

  • *whispers, unintelligible*

  • *spooky, fun music*

  • Simon: Tah-dahhhhhh

  • Simon: It's Thumper! We're thumping together!

  • Simon: I'm way too excited about this!

  • Simon: Thank you! Hug! Yeah!

  • Simon: okay, bye-bye

  • Martina: These might be real pumpkins.

  • Martina: I haven't seen a pumpkin like this in a long time

  • Martina: It's a very North American Halloween feeling and I'm glad I felt it.

  • Martina: and you can hear the music of my heart playing around me *Titanic/My Heart Will Go On/Irish... I can't tell what style it is music playing but it's a "longing for a distant shore" type vibe*

  • Martina: Hang on

  • Simon & Martina (to tune of amusement park music): dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun

  • Simon (starts getting off beat): dun-dun-dun-dun Martina (staying with the beat): dun-dun-dun-dun

  • Simon: continues dun-dun-dun-ing Martina: Now, you see I was actually singing the song.and your just... k, ready?

  • Simon (still dun-ing to his own rhythm) Martina: Ok, ready? ready? ready?

  • Simon (continues...) Martina: *laughing*

  • Martina: Welcome to America

  • *Colonel Bogey March*

  • Martina: Awh, you're right in the sun. You look like Captain Jack Sparrow.

  • Martina: ... it's like sunbursts and everything.

  • Martina: It's crazy timing!

  • Martina: Oh yes, nothing like a cold refreshing beer while I'm at Disney Sea.

  • Martina: That's right! They sell alcohol at this location.

  • Martina: This place "Barnacle Bill's" always does a special beer.

  • Martina: Today, it's pomegranate beer.

  • Martina: The last time we were here, it was elderflower.

  • Martina: Cheers!

  • Martina (strained voice): That's some sweet beer!

  • Martina: Yeah... that's some sweet beer.

  • *fun music*

  • Simon: Look how gorgeous they are!

  • Simon: They are stuffed with deliciousness

  • Simon: Last time we only got one.

  • Simon: This time... we know to get one EACH!

  • Martina: mama didn't raise no fool

  • Simon: Dan ain't here so I didn't buy $#!% for him right now

  • Martina: Where you at Dan? Simon: Where you at Dan? Martina: Where you at?

  • Martina: (Where my microphone?)

  • Simon: These little Toy Story Mochi's - you cannot miss these when you come to Disney Sea. Martina: No, this is, this is like a must.

  • Simon: These are the best things you can get at Disney Sea

  • Martina: These little guys... each of them have a different stuffing

  • Martina: and they are are kinda cold, so almost like a frozen Mochi.

  • Simon: Ah! I can feel how cold this one is.

  • Martina: Mmmmm

  • Martina: Mine's strawberry cream Simon: I had the chocolate cream one

  • Simon & Martina: *making sounds of yumminess*

  • Simon: Such a plump and moist little mochi.

  • Martina: *unintelligible* Simon: and the cream is really dense as well

  • Simon: it's not like a light whipping cream with tons of air Martina: nuh-uh

  • Simon: Mmmm (talking with mouth full) this is better one Martina: I know right!

  • Martina: Oh my god. This is the custard one. So custard, strawberry, and chocolate. Simon: *making sounds of delight*

  • Martina: This $#!% is amazing! Simon: The strawberry is much better than the chocolate.

  • Martina: The custard one is better than the strawberry

  • Simon: Is it?! Martina: Whoa!!!

  • Simon: I got the custard one next!

  • Martina: My Ghaaaa

  • Martina: Don't! *goat bleating sound*

  • *chewing sound effect*

  • Martina: Mine!

  • Simon: I love you though we're supposed to share with each other.

  • Martina: Mine!

  • Simon: Give me your last chocolate one.

  • Simon: Give it to me!

  • Simon: quick tip - if you are coming to Disney Sea, make sure you hang around Americaland for sunset

  • Simon: because it just gets beautifully gorgeous and gorgeously beautiful

  • Martina: *unintelligible* Mount Fuji! Simon: That's wild right?!

  • *happy music*

  • *thunder noise* Martina: And now we'll be terrified

  • Simon: Let's do it!

  • *ominous music*

  • Simon