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  • So we get a lot of emails from people saying: "Hey, I'm coming to Japan for a couple weeks

  • Can you plan my itinerary for me?" For which the clear and obvious answer is: Hell no! What do I look like? I ain't got time for that.

  • I'm trying to make movies! I'm trying to play breath of the wild! Fortunately though

  • We know a company that can.

  • Tonight we are teaming up with a tour company called: "Magical trip"

  • And they basically take you on small intimate little group tours of different places in Tokyo. Right.

  • Tonight we are going on their Shibuya

  • Izakaya crawl

  • I'm really excited because we're basically just gonna go eat and drink and show you guys what this tour is all about. This is gonna be fun!

  • Seems like a really good deal. It's a great deal! Great deal.

  • To the hachiko mobile! Nanananana na

  • *80's music plays*

  • I'm Martina! Martina! And Simon! Simon! Hello!

  • I'm Shoto. Shoto! Nice to meet you. So today I am the guide for you in Shibuya

  • Alright

  • So we are gonna go to three different Izakaya.

  • Okay!

  • Is it working? Let's go! Okay!

  • *background music playing*

  • Okay. We need to stop a second and appreciate the music.

  • This is like ...

  • Du du du, du du du du, du du du dududu

  • I've never been here yet! No! And chef, that's working here, he has the best most wise eyebrows that I've ever seen in my life.

  • What are we gonna drink?

  • Yes. And here they have the famous beer. Famous beer?! Yeah the frozen beer. *Gasps* I've never tried it!

  • It's the...frozen beer. Yes. No no here it is! Yeah

  • Middle size or large size? Middle size, yeah the middle size. Okay I'll do large.

  • Okay you twisted my arm.

  • Here you go. Frozen beer. This is amazing.

  • This is ice-cream?

  • Cheers!

  • Oh my God, this is like beer ice-cream.

  • This is the most adult slushy, I've ever had. Ummm

  • Wow. Do they do this in America yet?

  • It's a mystery, very traditional Japanese like mother cooking. Okay. Ooo... and all Japanese families cook it.

  • That man, that's working here, looks like a traditional Japanese mother.

  • *laughter*

  • First time I've ever actually tried this. Nikujaga

  • Which is just beef and potato stew. And that sounds like a European child 's dream

  • Doesn't it?! Doesn't it?! This is after my heart. Here we go.

  • In like two years in Japan, We've like never had this before...

  • *dramatic music* Oh No!!

  • *laughter* Profesional

  • Oh my God. And Simon has never dropped a potato before.

  • I've never dropped a potato. I'm Polish. You think a drop potatoes?

  • You know what Simon? You're cut off mister, from your beer ice cream. Ohhh

  • Oho! You better believe I'm leaving that in Simon. You cannot escape that embarrassment.

  • Mmm, it's kind of difficult to be surprised after two years. Yeah, having a new thing makes me really happy

  • Mmmm. Thank you so much.

  • Mmmm, mmm

  • *music playing*

  • Ooo this is the one you were talking about. Yes. Um

  • I've never had this. Pork shiso. Pork shiso, and then wrapped. In plum. Plum?! Alright

  • I was so worried. How did I never have this? When I heard plum in here. Pork in shiso. But plum?!

  • I thought that would totally change the taste, and it does. It's something amazing and like a really deep back of the throat kind of

  • savory flavor. That sounded really dirty.

  • I'm gonna put it in better terms, okay, before this video gets demonetized forever.

  • The pork is really really fatty. It has a beautiful oily taste to it and so when you get the umeboshi

  • It's kind of tart, but it kind of cuts right through. It is so fantastic and it is perfectly crispy on the edges

  • But where do you taste it when you put in your mouth? What part of your mouth you taste. I'm not talking about this

  • I'm gonna keep eating my food. Thank you, sir

  • *music playing*

  • So now we're going to Niku yokocho, which roughly translates to

  • meat alley

  • which also sounds like

  • Something I don't want to get demonetized for

  • I mean he has been holding on to this joke... when he found out he turned to me like a child being like. It's gonna be

  • very juicy

  • Let's go

  • He is so exited. It's delightful

  • Wait! So ALL this meat! Yes. All of this meat. Hahaha yes

  • Meat, meat, meat, meat. Hahaha. You know like meat more than ice-cream

  • Something is happening.

  • This is insanity

  • It's like we stumbled upon a secret city, inside of a city

  • *music playing*

  • Like for the girls, they can have the cocktails too. Oh okay

  • But I like cocktails. Because they're delicious. You're telling me I'm not a young girl? Hey boys, you remember me?

  • It's too soon!

  • Young boys.

  • Wait a second! There's a mega mug and there's a KING MUG!

  • I feel like Mega's more than king in my heart. There's like King and there's like MEGA...and then there's Ultra

  • Can you imagine getting a king mug Fuzzy navel. It's like the biggest Fuzzy navel of your life!

  • Oh my God Yeah! Woo

  • Cheers!

  • Hahaha! It's so little! Hahaha! It's just...so small. So small. Oh my God!

  • You look like a child. This is very big.

  • Is Martina of legal age to drink this? and the answer is; it tastes like sugar; yes she is by a long shot

  • What are you trying to say!

  • *music playing*

  • Yes, I mean, you know what this is fake its fake, baby fake

  • Holiday nights nobody is perfect. You know exactly we're talking about

  • Chickens

  • Yeah, what kind of math what is the vegetable though this has to be means this isn't allowed not allowed here

  • Thank you for introducing me

  • To beat cheese meat cheese paste animal and that other weird animal let me just say

  • This meat alleyway is very crowded, and it's very dark in here as well

  • Number one Oh

  • Not like that I can tell it

  • We need to call a young priest and an old priest yeah, we need a bucket of holy water

  • I felt some parts of my heart fall out my anus

  • What is this this is so cool

  • Okay, we stop yeah, I'm gonna try the name for the first time punkin which is a fish cake with like egg and

  • honey and butter and the daughter argued you guys couldn't feed us for five minutes going I think that's

  • Right yeah, that looks amazing that is such a fluffy fish cake I can't wait

  • I think I'm fine is normally is it normally served in Odin

  • Yes, okay, so it would definitely be in assume I might be wrong

  • But I've heard that heaven is kind of more of like a traditional old man

  • Izakaya food, but to have it kind of updated in this environment with like butter and egg and green onions

  • It's kind of like a rebirth of an old food. You know

  • Dish marshmallow take everything you love about marshmallows

  • Everything you love about fish and put it together. It's a marshmallow oh

  • That looks great

  • The good sushi

  • Son Uschi as I like to call it

  • We got some rice wrapped in meats and green onions oh

  • Yeah

  • We're gonna need to order like three more. Please we're uh. We're gonna get kicked out of here

  • We're gonna be banned from the tour. They're gonna be like thank you keep the fly was run dry

  • I'm in arrived and ate all of them everything with cancel from that oh, no first bite. You just have to say Wow

  • That's a nice sticky rice and absorbs all of the gravy juice from the surrounding meat tundle

  • It's just lovely go on

  • Go on Simon. Oh, I'm so much stronger than you lose. Why you don't want to go on tour with us

  • Well he doesn't eat any food yet

  • Roy

  • Or you tell them

  • Thank you so much. Yeah, so we had an absolutely wonderful time on this magical trip

  • We had some great food and some really great fun

  • I know what's amazing is that we really did not know about a lot of these places

  • I know so if you want to experience something like this or in other parts of Tokyo make sure you click on the link on

  • The info box below and you can have a magical trip that I won't have to plan for you

  • Know what they're doing I don't

So we get a lot of emails from people saying: "Hey, I'm coming to Japan for a couple weeks

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A Night of Meat and Magic in Shibuya

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    Summer posted on 2020/08/14
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