It's Halloween and Pizza Hut has a Halloween Pizza special.

I know some people are gonna watch us and think

We're not. There's lots of great pizza, today we're gonna try the weird stuff.

This by the way is a medium sized pizza.

So we ordered two medium pizzas, and that was three thousand six hundred forty some odd yen, which is roughly

THIRTY-SIX DOLLARS!!

I've had slices of pizza this size for like two or three bucks

So the Halloween special came with two pizzas and one of them is like a sweet pizza, and one is a savory pizza

And I got to tell you the sweet pizza right now smells

M: disgusting S: It's so

You could smell the sugar of it, so you're thinking of kind of like a dessert like a cinnamon doughnut

It's a smell that you have but then there's all the savory

Creamy undertone of the smell

It smells vile, so we're gonna start with it

I got my nose too close to that one.

We have four flavors of pizza here today

We have the Hottest Potay Mayo, the Mayo beef potato

The Quattro Fromage and the Double Bacon Tomato

So this whole crust is covered with a cinnamon sugar sweetness to it.

Why? S: Why is that considered Halloween?

This is not Halloween right here

But this is the stuff of nightmares so maybe you're on the right track

starting with the cheese!

Here we are going

Oh, my gosh. This caramel crust is all like becoming a juicy moistness.

This is really THICC!

S: Here we go M: All right.

S: Let's go. M: Okay. Let's do it

Mmm the cheese part so far

is fantastic, but I still smell the caramel

But that cheese is hmm really good cheese!

It's like a ricotta

S: This is really dense cheese M: This is fantastically delicious though

You've never had a cheese pizza like this

It really is an even spread of four different kinds of cheese, right?

Isn't that mozzarella blob amazing?

M: I'm just getting more and more

S: excited

No, uncomfortable because as you head towards the crust

You can smell it and you know how your smell is really important when it comes to eating food

I'm gonna bite the cinnamon cheese crust. I'm going in

What is it inside the cross oh, it's the crust cheese, it's not a real cheese

Well, it's not that gooey chust kreeze that you usually like

Did you call that chust kreeze?

I actually don't mind this caramel now

Can I just tell you we picked the piece that we thought would be the grossest?

But I think cheese and sugar might be okay

This cheese one is amazing. Let me just say I'm rather disappointed

I really wanted to have a terrible response to this, but I really like this

I mean wow

The cheese is fluffy and creamy

And it just matches really well

The inside cheese is not like those stringy mozzarella

It tastes kind of like a

Almost like a puffy cream cheese melt

The cheese actually works really well with the sugar because the cheese doesn't have like a strong

Distinctive cheese flavor M: That's what I was saying it's like a ricotta pudding

I'm sad this is yummy

Could be because we starved ourselves before eating this

This one has tons of meat on it the one right beside it barely has any like look at how much meat's on this one

And you really got the short end of the stick there you ever have pizza with a friend and they grab a slice

and it got like four pepperonis on it, and then you grab it

And you just got like half a slice of one pepperoni on it. And your pepperoni fell off and lay it on theirs they didn't

Give it back to you

So that's kind of what's happening here - mine is covered in like this stringy meat

And it's got this like yellow mustard mayo all over it, this one might be gross. Let's see

My first bite was

delicious! S: This is-- This is so good.

M: It's like potato.

So good. Oh my god

Come on, Japan!

I thought it was gonna be like excessive mayonnaise and something gross, but it's actually like they didn't use dough

It's like they used potato instead, so it's almost like you're eating a thinly sliced cooked potato pizza with a tiny bit of

Like savory and cream on top just I want to have these potatoes by themselves

M: This is infuriating! S: This is upsettingly good!

I want my money back.

I'm gonna be like Dear Pizza Hut your pizza was good, and I'm furious! S: Yeah

I just ate a little nub of that potato on its own for science.

And it was so freaking good. So freaking good. Oh

Okay, let's try the next two pieces and just see

So this is the sausage and potato one with a little bit corn on it

Don't like corn on my pizza. Don't like corn on my pizza. Okay, let's try it out.

Oh my god

S: That's so good M: Infuriating

The sausage itself is fantastic

Good seasoning and salt balance It's smoky

Yeah, it tastes like, not like a breakfast sausage,

and it doesn't taste like a McDonald's patty sausage

It tastes like a sausage that you would cut and dip in mustard

I mean cause they put mustard on top of it the mustard and the sausage work really well together

I really wanted a video of us suffering.

I think it's fun to suffer on camera. It's enjoyable

Ready? Blueberry sauce pizza crust.

Not enjoyable.

Did you eat the pocket of cinnamon cream cheese yet? I did

Why is there cinnamon flavor on my pizza?

Okay time for the crust

This might be one of the worst things I've actually willingly eaten in Korea

but I'm just liking this too much

There is no way that I would ever order this pizza normally.

I would never say hey guys

What about a sausage corn potato cheese filled crust covered with sugar?

And everyone will be like oh my god?

That's totally what I have a hankering for

We ordered this kind of on a dare

To be like

Should we or shouldn't we??

This is like somebody say hey

I dare you to jump off that cliff, and then you jump up the cliff then you discover you could fly

M: Yeah, and you're like, "What the heck?" S: Aww, man!

This is not the BEST pizza.

It's got a lot of things going on, and so, for those of you that like simplicity,

like you just want pepperoni and cheese,

this is not gonna be for you, because every slice tastes like a different thing.

The cheese one tasted like having cheese sampling—

S: Every slice tastes like heaven. M: I KNOW! Dx

It's so good.

Rr!

Oh my gawd!

M: All right S: I'm so…

I'm fed up. Do you hear me?

Rrrgh! Dx

M: All right, let's try this. S: Mmm…

M: Wow so many things in here. S: The tomato in here is so sweet. This is ridiculous.

They chopped up what tastes like a fresh tomato salsa.

Yeah, I mean look at these. These are like chunks of tomato

It's not just like that weird red sauce that you wind up putting on stuff that you THINK may be tomato

But it kind of just like chunky ketchup

What is this one's supposed to be?

Double bacon and tomato?

So I thought to myself: isn't tomato just tomato sauce?

But it's not! S: No

They've actually done tomato sauce and then added extra to it

Like actual tomato on this

I'm just - I'm just I'm furious

This is a good balance of crust to toppings because usually oh man

I'm stuttering I'm so impressed by this all the toppings here are so generous yet

Not overwhelming for the density of the crust this is science

There's a scientist that came here there needs to be a Nobel Prize for pizza. You need to calm down, okay

This is too good, I'm angry!

This isn't the video that I wanted, this isn't what I signed up for!

Well, I give this a disappointing thumbs down

Wow thoroughly disappointed ten out of ten

Ten out of ten would order this for friends

I think we should try the other one okay the other one I hope sucks

What are your hopes and dreams for the second pizza?

I want all the sausage to be like really really tough

Yes, and chewy with those hard little nubbles in there

which you think to yourself: This might actually be an unprocessed pig ear

I definitely want to feel my stomach like evacuate you know

when you eat something in and your stomach goes

And it goes right into your intestines. I'm really looking forward to that

I hope the whole thing is strange and unmanageably disgusting

Please disappoint me, pizza.

I wanna feel sad

all right Pizza

Number two has been in the oven it is nice and warm. That's that problem

It's got saffron as we all know is a garbage thing to put on things

Instead of cheese in the crust they have rolled in individual sausages, which I'm sure are gonna be terrible

We have the deluxe and we have the cheese and cheese.

the special uma bulgogi

Okay, we have the tsuna mild

Let's - let's do it. Let's eat this and hate ourselves

This feels really oily to start with this feels like

Revoltingly oily S: You know what this is too oily, Pizza Hut

Here we go

I don't like this one at all.

It's way too salty, and it's super oily

I mean it's not the most disgusting thing I've ever had but

Well, did you try the crust?

M: I'm gonna go backwards S: Try the crust

We just got hosed down

I just squirted sausage all over the ground

I'm just covered in Simon's sausage

My sausage juice is everywhere

The sausage is actually really good. S: That's a nice smoky sausage

Yeah, it's really really juicy, it's really really smoky

But I don't like this piece at all! No!

So that one wasn't the best one M: No, in my opinion this one was just way

too much stuff happening. It was salty,

it was oily, the saffron - you couldn't even taste it

What would have made this a lot better? Caramel sugar.

Okay, I have room only for one more piece

Oh, because you've been eating all your pieces! S: because they're delicious

I just took a bite and then like examined it and put it back down again

That is rank.

This one is a tuna.

You could see the tuna on right there

That is some canned tuna

So you ordered pizza with canned tuna on it, huh?

**fart noise**

It's not that bad, whoa.

But it's also gross at the same time.

oh, no, I don't like that

This is not just tuna this is tuna salad

so the tuna has a lot of mayo mixed in

if you ever get like those

Tuna salads at Subway where they just do like those scoops of tuna, this is

I think we can all vote together - should I put canned tuna on a pizza?

Yes, no everyone in favor of no put your hand up

I'm sorry. It is so overwhelmingly fishy and the mayonnaise got warm

That's like someone giving you a warm egg salad sandwich

And you're like S: It needs to be cold and refreshing

You want it to be like it did not rot in the sun for the past 25 minutes.

You know why the first pieces were so good?

Cause we were starving

Nothing is quite as good for flavoring your food as hunger

I disagree with you because that cheese pizza we had looked so gross, but when I bit in, it was fluffy,

S: It was bombastic M: creamy cheese.

Whoa. I don't know how to feel about today. I feel confused

I feel sleepy

I need to take a nap

Wake me up in a couple hours and I'll come to a decision

I need to go for a jog

If you haven't seen our previous pizza videos before we're linking them in the playlist here and otherwise

I want to know what's the weirdest pizza that you've ever tried.

We love trying out a whole bunch of different foods

Even if we know that they might disappoint us

I always think is gonna be a good story to tell I'm gonna remember this caramel sugar pizza forever

I will, it might haunt our dreams. We might wake up and be like

it'll be like Szechuan sauce where we're like

I just want that caramel sugar crust!

MM-Morty, do you-- do you understand what I'm saying?

It it just--- blehh

Really really need it

I think that you gotta try out this caramel sugar

Well, you've probably only got like a week left

You'll remember this forever. All right. Let's go jog around the block.

Let's lift some weights. Let's go have a green smoothie

Um and get on with the rest of our day

Burning up the pizza S: I'm gonna go take a nap

Burning off the pizza