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  • I cannot believe how obscenely expensive pizzas in Japan are.

  • It's Halloween and Pizza Hut has a Halloween Pizza special.

  • I know some people are gonna watch us and think

  • We're not. There's lots of great pizza, today we're gonna try the weird stuff.

  • This by the way is a medium sized pizza.

  • So we ordered two medium pizzas, and that was three thousand six hundred forty some odd yen, which is roughly

  • THIRTY-SIX DOLLARS!!

  • I've had slices of pizza this size for like two or three bucks

  • So the Halloween special came with two pizzas and one of them is like a sweet pizza, and one is a savory pizza

  • And I got to tell you the sweet pizza right now smells

  • M: disgusting S: It's so

  • You could smell the sugar of it, so you're thinking of kind of like a dessert like a cinnamon doughnut

  • It's a smell that you have but then there's all the savory

  • Creamy undertone of the smell

  • It smells vile, so we're gonna start with it

  • I got my nose too close to that one.

  • We have four flavors of pizza here today

  • We have the Hottest Potay Mayo, the Mayo beef potato

  • The Quattro Fromage and the Double Bacon Tomato

  • So this whole crust is covered with a cinnamon sugar sweetness to it.

  • Why? S: Why is that considered Halloween?

  • This is not Halloween right here

  • But this is the stuff of nightmares so maybe you're on the right track

  • starting with the cheese!

  • Here we are going

  • Oh, my gosh. This caramel crust is all like becoming a juicy moistness.

  • This is really THICC!

  • S: Here we go M: All right.

  • S: Let's go. M: Okay. Let's do it

  • Mmm the cheese part so far

  • is fantastic, but I still smell the caramel

  • But that cheese is hmm really good cheese!

  • It's like a ricotta

  • S: This is really dense cheese M: This is fantastically delicious though

  • You've never had a cheese pizza like this

  • It really is an even spread of four different kinds of cheese, right?

  • Isn't that mozzarella blob amazing?

  • M: I'm just getting more and more

  • S: excited

  • No, uncomfortable because as you head towards the crust

  • You can smell it and you know how your smell is really important when it comes to eating food

  • I'm gonna bite the cinnamon cheese crust. I'm going in

  • What is it inside the cross oh, it's the crust cheese, it's not a real cheese

  • Well, it's not that gooey chust kreeze that you usually like

  • Did you call that chust kreeze?

  • I actually don't mind this caramel now

  • Can I just tell you we picked the piece that we thought would be the grossest?

  • But I think cheese and sugar might be okay

  • This cheese one is amazing. Let me just say I'm rather disappointed

  • I really wanted to have a terrible response to this, but I really like this

  • I mean wow

  • The cheese is fluffy and creamy

  • And it just matches really well

  • The inside cheese is not like those stringy mozzarella

  • It tastes kind of like a

  • Almost like a puffy cream cheese melt

  • The cheese actually works really well with the sugar because the cheese doesn't have like a strong

  • Distinctive cheese flavor M: That's what I was saying it's like a ricotta pudding

  • I'm sad this is yummy

  • Could be because we starved ourselves before eating this

  • This one has tons of meat on it the one right beside it barely has any like look at how much meat's on this one

  • And you really got the short end of the stick there you ever have pizza with a friend and they grab a slice

  • and it got like four pepperonis on it, and then you grab it

  • And you just got like half a slice of one pepperoni on it. And your pepperoni fell off and lay it on theirs they didn't

  • Give it back to you

  • So that's kind of what's happening here - mine is covered in like this stringy meat

  • And it's got this like yellow mustard mayo all over it, this one might be gross. Let's see

  • My first bite was

  • delicious! S: This is-- This is so good.

  • M: It's like potato.

  • So good. Oh my god

  • Come on, Japan!

  • I thought it was gonna be like excessive mayonnaise and something gross, but it's actually like they didn't use dough

  • It's like they used potato instead, so it's almost like you're eating a thinly sliced cooked potato pizza with a tiny bit of

  • Like savory and cream on top just I want to have these potatoes by themselves

  • M: This is infuriating! S: This is upsettingly good!

  • I want my money back.

  • I'm gonna be like Dear Pizza Hut your pizza was good, and I'm furious! S: Yeah

  • I just ate a little nub of that potato on its own for science.

  • And it was so freaking good. So freaking good. Oh

  • Okay, let's try the next two pieces and just see

  • So this is the sausage and potato one with a little bit corn on it

  • Don't like corn on my pizza. Don't like corn on my pizza. Okay, let's try it out.

  • Oh my god

  • S: That's so good M: Infuriating

  • The sausage itself is fantastic

  • Good seasoning and salt balance It's smoky

  • Yeah, it tastes like, not like a breakfast sausage,

  • and it doesn't taste like a McDonald's patty sausage

  • It tastes like a sausage that you would cut and dip in mustard

  • I mean cause they put mustard on top of it the mustard and the sausage work really well together

  • I really wanted a video of us suffering.

  • I think it's fun to suffer on camera. It's enjoyable

  • Ready? Blueberry sauce pizza crust.

  • Not enjoyable.

  • Did you eat the pocket of cinnamon cream cheese yet? I did

  • Why is there cinnamon flavor on my pizza?

  • Okay time for the crust

  • This might be one of the worst things I've actually willingly eaten in Korea

  • but I'm just liking this too much

  • There is no way that I would ever order this pizza normally.

  • I would never say hey guys

  • What about a sausage corn potato cheese filled crust covered with sugar?

  • And everyone will be like oh my god?

  • That's totally what I have a hankering for

  • We ordered this kind of on a dare

  • To be like

  • Should we or shouldn't we??

  • This is like somebody say hey

  • I dare you to jump off that cliff, and then you jump up the cliff then you discover you could fly

  • M: Yeah, and you're like, "What the heck?" S: Aww, man!

  • This is not the BEST pizza.

  • It's got a lot of things going on, and so, for those of you that like simplicity,

  • like you just want pepperoni and cheese,

  • this is not gonna be for you, because every slice tastes like a different thing.

  • The cheese one tasted like having cheese sampling

  • S: Every slice tastes like heaven. M: I KNOW! Dx

  • It's so good.

  • Rr!

  • Oh my gawd!

  • M: All right S: I'm so

  • I'm fed up. Do you hear me?

  • Rrrgh! Dx

  • M: All right, let's try this. S: Mmm

  • M: Wow so many things in here. S: The tomato in here is so sweet. This is ridiculous.

  • They chopped up what tastes like a fresh tomato salsa.

  • Yeah, I mean look at these. These are like chunks of tomato

  • It's not just like that weird red sauce that you wind up putting on stuff that you THINK may be tomato

  • But it kind of just like chunky ketchup

  • What is this one's supposed to be?

  • Double bacon and tomato?

  • So I thought to myself: isn't tomato just tomato sauce?

  • But it's not! S: No

  • They've actually done tomato sauce and then added extra to it

  • Like actual tomato on this

  • I'm just - I'm just I'm furious

  • This is a good balance of crust to toppings because usually oh man

  • I'm stuttering I'm so impressed by this all the toppings here are so generous yet

  • Not overwhelming for the density of the crust this is science

  • There's a scientist that came here there needs to be a Nobel Prize for pizza. You need to calm down, okay

  • This is too good, I'm angry!

  • This isn't the video that I wanted, this isn't what I signed up for!

  • Well, I give this a disappointing thumbs down

  • Wow thoroughly disappointed ten out of ten

  • Ten out of ten would order this for friends

  • I think we should try the other one okay the other one I hope sucks

  • What are your hopes and dreams for the second pizza?

  • I want all the sausage to be like really really tough

  • Yes, and chewy with those hard little nubbles in there

  • which you think to yourself: This might actually be an unprocessed pig ear

  • I definitely want to feel my stomach like evacuate you know

  • when you eat something in and your stomach goes

  • And it goes right into your intestines. I'm really looking forward to that

  • I hope the whole thing is strange and unmanageably disgusting

  • Please disappoint me, pizza.

  • I wanna feel sad

  • all right Pizza

  • Number two has been in the oven it is nice and warm. That's that problem

  • It's got saffron as we all know is a garbage thing to put on things

  • Instead of cheese in the crust they have rolled in individual sausages, which I'm sure are gonna be terrible

  • We have the deluxe and we have the cheese and cheese.

  • the special uma bulgogi

  • Okay, we have the tsuna mild

  • Let's - let's do it. Let's eat this and hate ourselves

  • This feels really oily to start with this feels like

  • Revoltingly oily S: You know what this is too oily, Pizza Hut

  • Here we go

  • I don't like this one at all.

  • It's way too salty, and it's super oily

  • I mean it's not the most disgusting thing I've ever had but

  • Well, did you try the crust?

  • M: I'm gonna go backwards S: Try the crust

  • We just got hosed down

  • I just squirted sausage all over the ground

  • I'm just covered in Simon's sausage

  • My sausage juice is everywhere

  • The sausage is actually really good. S: That's a nice smoky sausage

  • Yeah, it's really really juicy, it's really really smoky

  • But I don't like this piece at all! No!

  • So that one wasn't the best one M: No, in my opinion this one was just way

  • too much stuff happening. It was salty,

  • it was oily, the saffron - you couldn't even taste it

  • What would have made this a lot better? Caramel sugar.

  • Okay, I have room only for one more piece

  • Oh, because you've been eating all your pieces! S: because they're delicious

  • I just took a bite and then like examined it and put it back down again

  • That is rank.

  • This one is a tuna.

  • You could see the tuna on right there

  • That is some canned tuna

  • So you ordered pizza with canned tuna on it, huh?

  • **fart noise**

  • It's not that bad, whoa.

  • But it's also gross at the same time.

  • oh, no, I don't like that

  • This is not just tuna this is tuna salad

  • so the tuna has a lot of mayo mixed in

  • if you ever get like those

  • Tuna salads at Subway where they just do like those scoops of tuna, this is

  • I think we can all vote together - should I put canned tuna on a pizza?

  • Yes, no everyone in favor of no put your hand up

  • I'm sorry. It is so overwhelmingly fishy and the mayonnaise got warm

  • That's like someone giving you a warm egg salad sandwich

  • And you're like S: It needs to be cold and refreshing

  • You want it to be like it did not rot in the sun for the past 25 minutes.

  • You know why the first pieces were so good?

  • Cause we were starving

  • Nothing is quite as good for flavoring your food as hunger

  • I disagree with you because that cheese pizza we had looked so gross, but when I bit in, it was fluffy,

  • S: It was bombastic M: creamy cheese.

  • Whoa. I don't know how to feel about today. I feel confused

  • I feel sleepy

  • I need to take a nap

  • Wake me up in a couple hours and I'll come to a decision

  • I need to go for a jog

  • If you haven't seen our previous pizza videos before we're linking them in the playlist here and otherwise

  • I want to know what's the weirdest pizza that you've ever tried.

  • We love trying out a whole bunch of different foods

  • Even if we know that they might disappoint us

  • I always think is gonna be a good story to tell I'm gonna remember this caramel sugar pizza forever

  • I will, it might haunt our dreams. We might wake up and be like

  • it'll be like Szechuan sauce where we're like

  • I just want that caramel sugar crust!

  • MM-Morty, do you-- do you understand what I'm saying?

  • It it just--- blehh

  • Really really need it

  • I think that you gotta try out this caramel sugar

  • Well, you've probably only got like a week left

  • You'll remember this forever. All right. Let's go jog around the block.

  • Let's lift some weights. Let's go have a green smoothie

  • Um and get on with the rest of our day

  • Burning up the pizza S: I'm gonna go take a nap

  • Burning off the pizza

I cannot believe how obscenely expensive pizzas in Japan are.

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