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  • (phone chimes)

  • - You're on Tinder?

  • I thought you were dating Jessica.

  • - She dumped me so I'm rebound swiping.

  • - Oh.

  • - Guys, I just matched with Emma Stone!

  • - What?

  • - I just matched with Emma Stone on Tinder.

  • - No you didn't.

  • That's a fake profile or a bot or something.

  • - Yeah, there's no way it's the Emma Stone.

  • - She just tweeted "I just matched with a guy that looks like Captain America."

  • - Oh well it's definitely not Matt then.

  • - "Before he takes the serum."

  • - (screams) It's the Emma Stone!

  • (group screaming)

  • - I can't believe this!

  • - I was delivering a package and I heard screaming.

  • - He matched with Emma Stone.

  • - The guy who orders male Spanx?

  • - I like the way that they lift.

  • Have you been opening my mail?

  • - If this is true I'm living beneath my potential.

  • I should be with Chris Hemsworth.

  • I should be with Shaquille O'Neal.

  • You seen these legs? That's right.

  • You can keep that.

  • - Okay, there has to be some sort of rational explanation.

  • Matt, be honest.

  • Is this some sort of Make A Wish situation?

  • - Matthew...

  • I just heard the news.

  • I am so proud to call you my son.

  • - Dad?

  • I haven't seen you in like 10 years.

  • - I know, but...

  • You've never really given me a reason to visit you til now.

  • - Okay, get out of here.

  • - Can I sleep on your couch?

  • - I'll unpack that later.

  • Guys I'm beginning to think I can't do this.

  • - Matthew look at me!

  • I'm gay but if I matched with Emma Stone, I couldn't say no.

  • - You're gay?

  • - This isn't about me!

  • - I feel like it should be.

  • - Wait, is Emma Stone going blind?

  • Is she depressed?

  • Siri, has Emma Stone suffered any recent head trauma?

  • - She sent a message.

  • It says...

  • "Hi."

  • (group screaming)

  • (intense music)

  • - Oh man the tabloids are gonna eat this up.

  • Emma Stone dates average man.

  • - Below average.

  • - Careful how you respond.

  • She's way out of your league.

  • Emma Stone is the New York Yankees and you are a blind man in Peru swinging a stick at a pigeon.

  • - Forgive the intrusion my children but the Vatican's detected a great miracle in this vicinity.

  • - Father, he just matched with Emmma Stone on Tinder.

  • - With a face like that?

  • Checkmate atheists.

  • - Guys I think I flew too close to the sun.

  • I have to call it off.

  • (group screaming no)

  • - Get his phone!

  • - Stop him!

  • (group screaming)

  • - Not interested...

  • Send.

  • It was for the best.

  • (phone chimes)

  • It's not my phone.

  • - It was me.

  • I just matched with Emma Stone on Tinder.

  • I don't even have Tinder.

  • Thank you!

  • (heavenly music)

  • - Hey guys!

  • Thank so much for watching that sketch and thanks to our friends at Purple for making it possible.

  • Make sure you check out JK! Studios for more sketches just like this one.

  • - Well guys, my Purple pillow just shipped.

  • (gasping)

  • - You're gonna have so much neck support.

  • - I know.

  • My memory foam pillow is hot garbage.

  • - I know.

  • Memory foam seriously makes you hot.

  • But Purple's technology is really different.

  • It cools you down and cradles your pressure points.

  • It's pretty cool.

  • - I've got a package for Matt from Purple.

  • (group screams)

(phone chimes)

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Emma Stone Tinder Match | Summer of Purple

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