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This is "Starbucks be like."
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Our expertise is on the way.
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Yeah.
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Enjoy!
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Okay, Mom.
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Is that everything you want me to do?
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Yep, that's everything.
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All right, then I'm head upstairs.
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Okay, one last thing.
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Yes?
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Can you pass me this remote?
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Mom, it is right ...
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Here.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Anything else?
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No, I'm good.
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We did a good job cleaning today.
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Yeah, I...we did.
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I'm go take a nap now.
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Kyle.
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Yes?
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Yes?
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Always be a lazy.
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Who you call a lazy?
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How did you... what do you need, mom?
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I need you to get me some coffee from Starbucks.
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After all that work today, I need something to wake me up, you know.
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Yeah, okay. I'll be right back with it.
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I've got a low fat venti, extra syrup, extra whipped cream, 12 pumps sugar, Vanilla macchiato for Sharkeisha.
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Can I help you, sir?
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Yeah.
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- Can I get a... - Hold up, you're not ordering, are you?
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Yeah, why?
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You gotta wait in that line over there.
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You mean behind the line of the new iPhone?
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Sir, that's the Starbucks line.
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That's the... what are ya'll giving away free drinks or AirPods or something?
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Nope, just selling coffee.
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Ya'll don't have an express line or something?
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You should have order on the app before you came.
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Otherwise, you can express yourself to the back of line.
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Thank you, next.
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Finally.
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How can I help you, sir?
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Hi, how much is a coffee?
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Depends on what kind, but that would be about seven dollars.
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No, I mean for a cup of coffee, not a whole coffee bean bag.
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That is for a cup.
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7 dollars for one ... you don't have a student discount or something?
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Hey, Starbucks isn't a drink, okay.
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It's a lifestyle.
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If you want 50 cent machino, you go to the McDonald's down the street.
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Look, why would I pay seven dollars for a drink?
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Why would you... do you not see this green mermaid?
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That's what like $7 right there.
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Look, nobody's gonna pay $7 for a coffee.
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Sir, can you hurry up? I need my Starbuck before work.
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Did you know they're charging $7 for this stuff?
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Oh shoot, they're having a sale?
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Okay, you know what?
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- Let me just get a medium coffee with... - A what?
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I said a medium.
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See that's not in the Starbucks dictionary.
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Do you mean grande?
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Yeah.
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Same thing, doesn't matter.
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It does matter.
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You call Ariana Grande Ariana "Medium" ?
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You call Biggie Smalls Biggie "Tall" ?
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I didn't think so.
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Thank you, next.
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Okay, okay, fine, I'll get a grande coffee.
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We don't just sell "coffee" here.
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What?
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You have to pick what kind of Starbucks experience you want to purchase?
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We have a frappuccino, the cappuccino, the latte and the mocha.
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All right, What's the cappuccino?
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Our cappuccinos is one of the most popular drinks here, it's composed of a double espresso and evaporated milk and topped with service with the dairy-based foam.
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Isn't that just warm milk and coffee?
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Aren't your shoes just mad thick and ugly?
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The answer is yes, but we don't go around saying that now, do we?
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You know what, forget it.
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What drinks the cheapest?
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Well, a frappuccino starts at six dollars.
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- Okay, I'll get a grande frapp... - One second.
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Hey, sir, did you just dip that donut in your coffee?
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Yeah.
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Get out!
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-For why? -Get out, go!
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Dunking donuts in Starbucks, we don't do that here.
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Sorry about that, what were you saying?
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I said I'll get a Frappuccino.
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Great choice, sir.
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Just a standard double caramel Popsicle espresso shot, steamed ice with extra low fat sweetener.
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Whipped cream?
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(Spanish) Sí.
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Perfect. Your total is 8.50.
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8.50? You said six dollars
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I said, starting at six dollars.
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The whipped cream coffee you requested cost extra.
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Whatever, talking about Starbucks man I'll have no bucks after this whole thing ...
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Thank you.
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And what's your name?
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Kyle.
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Okay.
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All right, Stephen, you go wait for your drink right around the corner.
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What? I said, Kyle.
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My bad, Sid, I got you.
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Sid? I said, Kyle.
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Listen nice Jay Jay, This is the last time I change your name (incomprehensible).
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Oh my, whatever.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Making your drink.
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Where's all the coffee?
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I already put some in here.
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If you want an extra drop, it's gonna cost extra.
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Whatever.
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Kyle.
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Actually got my name right.
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How did you ... all this for grande Frappuccino.
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It is grande.
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Get it right, Kyle.
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Well, it's about time you got here.
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Here.
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Now, I better go upstairs.
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What is this?
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It's your drink.
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Oh, no, it's not.
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Look it all melted it.
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Where's the coffee?
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I ain't ask for a "Rapellino".
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I'm gonna need you to go back right now and have them fix this.
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I carry you nine months, and you can carry a decent cup of coffee to your mother.