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  • - Hey, everyone, and welcome to story time.

  • Today, Orange and I are telling the story of 101 Dalmatians.

  • - I think it'll really hit the spot!

  • (Orange laughing)

  • (Pear groaning)

  • Don't be like that, dog puns are pawsome and you know it!

  • (Orange laughing)

  • - Are you done?

  • - Pawsibly!

  • (Orange laughing) (Pear groaning)

  • - Well, if Orange doesn't have

  • any more awful jokes prepared.

  • - Nope, only pawful jokes.

  • (Orange laughing) (Pear groaning)

  • - Let's start the story, shall we?

  • Once upon a time,

  • a dalmatian named Missis gave birth

  • to a huge litter of puppies and...

  • (record screeching)

  • Wait, what's going on?

  • - I think our animator quit.

  • - He quit?

  • - Guess all those puppies were too much dog-gon-work.

  • (Orange laughing)

  • - Yeah, come to think of it,

  • I guess this story is really hard to animate.

  • Well, what are we gonna do?

  • Story time episodes depend on him!

  • Are we gonna have to cancel today's episode?

  • - Relax, Pear,

  • when you've had your own Cartoon Network show,

  • you pick up a thing or two about animation.

  • - Wait, you're saying you can animate

  • today's episode yourself?

  • - I'll have to cut some corners, but I hate corners anyways.

  • I am a circle after all.

  • (Orange laughing)

  • - Okay, do what you gotta do.

  • Even if it's not perfect, it's better than nothing.

  • - Pawsome to hear, let's keep this doggy rolling.

  • (Orange laughing)

  • - Okay, as I was saying, once upon a time,

  • a dalmatian gave birth to a huge litter of puppies.

  • - [Orange] Yeah, but instead of being

  • a bunch of separate dogs,

  • they fused into one giant puppy

  • the size of 101 puppies put together.

  • Also, the mega puppy sorta looked like a horse,

  • 'cause dogs are really hard to draw when you have no hands.

  • (Orange laughing) (Pear groaning)

  • - I assume these are the sorts of corners

  • that will have to be cut?

  • - You get what you pay for, Pear.

  • And I'm free as a bird.

  • (Orange laughing)

  • - All right, anyway, days later,

  • Missis Went out for a walk with her owner and they--

  • - [Orange] Maybe instead of going on a walk,

  • they could go on a hop.

  • - A what? - A hop!

  • See, it's a lot easier for them to hop around

  • without moving their legs.

  • Also, could the human owner lady be a dancing baby instead?

  • - [Pear] A dancing baby, why?

  • - Well, the software comes with a dancing baby preloaded.

  • So, oh baby, would it save me a lot of work.

  • (Orange laughing)

  • - Fine, whatever!

  • So, apparently our main character

  • is now hopping through a park with a dancing baby.

  • - [Orange] Heck yeah, she is.

  • Ooga-chaka, ooga-chaka.

  • (Orange laughing)

  • Look at his little feet!

  • - [Pear] Anyway, as they were hopping or dancing,

  • or whatever the heck it is they were doing,

  • they ran into Cruella de Vil, who was wealthy,

  • very fashion conscious and--

  • - [Orange] Was also a cube!

  • - [Pear] A cube?

  • - [Orange] Hey, but it's an evil cube,

  • who didn't talk or move or do anything difficult to animate.

  • - [Pear] Orange!

  • - [Orange] Okay, okay, fine.

  • She hopped around a little sometimes, look at her go!

  • (Orange laughing)

  • We get to call her Cuberella se Vil, though, okay?

  • - Orange, if you couldn't animate this stuff,

  • then why did you volunteer?

  • - Pear, the show must go on.

  • We can't deny our audience the classic tale

  • of 101 dalmatians.

  • We gotta tell 'em how a horse looking mega puppy

  • thwarted an evil fashionista cube.

  • - Doesn't sound like a story anybody needs to hear,

  • if you ask me.

  • - Just wait, it gets better than you could pawsibly imagine!

  • (Orange laughing)

  • (Pear sighing)

  • See, Cubella de Vil kidnapped the mega puppy,

  • she hopped all the way across town with it.

  • Meanwhile, Missis owner was useless

  • because dancing babies can't really do much.

  • So, it was up to Missis to save her mega puppy.

  • Not that Mega Puppy needed any help,

  • 'cause how hard is it to defeat a cube, you know?

  • When you really think about it,

  • a cube makes for a pretty awful villain.

  • - [Pear] I know!

  • That's why I wanted Cruella De Vil to be a human!

  • - [Orange] Hm, let me see what other preset characters

  • I have laying around.

  • Oh, how about we make Cruella de Vil a dancing baby,

  • would that be better?

  • - No! - You sure?

  • It's super easy to copy paste a bunch of times.

  • Oh, what do you think of this title?

  • "101 Dancing Babies."

  • - [Pear] No!

  • - [Orange] You want more?

  • I can do more, super easy.

  • Copy paste, copy paste, copy paste, copy paste.

  • - Orange, even one dancing baby in this story is too many.

  • - Uh-oh, then I got bad news, I can't stop 'em,

  • they grown too powerful.

  • The dancing babies are multiplying at an exponential rate.

  • My computer can't take it!

  • - Do not let that computer blow up, Orange!

  • I'm warning you!

  • - Okay, there's one last chance.

  • I'm gonna try and fuse all the dancing babies

  • into one mega dancing baby.

  • - I don't care what you have to do, just do it!

  • - [Orange] It's working, look at the size of that thing!

  • Whoa!

  • Imagine having to change that diaper.

  • (Orange laughing)

  • (Pear groaning)

  • - Well, Orange, as always,

  • you've completely derailed story time

  • and our audience has learned nothing.

  • We'll see you next time, assuming there is a next time.

  • - Come on, Pear, you're just being a big baby.

  • (Orange laughing)

  • (Pear groaning)

  • (upbeat music)

- Hey, everyone, and welcome to story time.

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Annoying Orange - Storytime: 101 Dalmatians!

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    Summer posted on 2020/07/30
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