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- Howdydoo Howtootleys!
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Orange here and today I'm joined by Passion!
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- Hey everyone!
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Contrary to some of the rumors,
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I've seen floating around the internet, I am alive.
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I did not get encased in Carbonite and I am not living
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a secretive life as a secret agent.
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- Really, people are saying you're a secret agent?
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- No, but sometimes it's good
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to nip those rumors in the bud.
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(laughs)
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- Oh Passion, we do have fun and the fun ain't stopping
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anytime soon 'cause today we're showing the audience,
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how to dance with someone.
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- Oh, this is perfect!
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- I agree!
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- I mean, it's perfect because my boyfriend Gigi,
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is an amazing ballroom dancer.
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- Of course he is!
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- Do you mind if he helps out today?
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Gigi, come here. It's how to dance with someone!
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- Ah, one of the numerous arenas,
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in which I am a certified expert.
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Step one, ask your partner to dance.
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This may take a good deal of courage,
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but be direct and make strong eye contact.
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- Orange, you wanna demonstrate?
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- Um, sure, um, hey Passion, you um, want to dance or?
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- Yes, it was perfection!
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- It was?
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- It was a perfect example of what not to do!
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- Oh, I have an idea.
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For the rest of the video, maybe Orange can show us
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what not to do and Gigi can show us the correct way.
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- Yeah, sounds really fun!
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- Now Passion, man I have the pleasure of this dance?
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- You may!
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- Step two, do not be self conscious on the dance floor.
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Remember, there's no wrong way to express yourself dancing.
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- Really, so I can just be myself?
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(mumbles)
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(burps)
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(sighs)
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- I stand corrected.
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Evidently, there is an incorrect way to express yourself
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on the dance floor.
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For one thing, do not set off TNT.
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- Do set off TNT?
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- Do not set off TNT!
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- Do not, not set off TNT?
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- Do not set off TNT!
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- Now then, another thing to remember about dance...
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- What happens if I get into a dance off?
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- A dance off?
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- Yeah, what if someone challenges me to a dance off yo?
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- That literally never happens.
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- What happens if I step on my partner's toes?
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- You don't have toes!
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Neither does she.
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- What if the music inside my head is louder than the music
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playing in real life?
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Which one should I dance to?
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- Enough!
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- GG, don't lose your temper.
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Orange is just showing us what not to do, remember?
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- Indeed, and he is doing an incredible job of that.
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Now then, Orange may I now demonstrate
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how to dance with passion correctly?
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- That's okay, thanks to all the tips you gave me,
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I can demonstrate that myself.
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(laughs)
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- What the, you come back here!
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- What's the matter?
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(laughs)
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- Wow, Orange, you got good at dancing really fast.
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- I'm just doing all the things GG taught me.
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Don't be self conscious,
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don't step on your toes, set off TNT.
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- Wait, Orange, he, no, he said not to set off TNT!
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- I always get that one wrong!
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- Well, it was fun while it lasted.
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Thanks for dancing with me Orange.
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I had a blast.
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(laughs)
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(upbeat music)