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  • - (panting) Hey, hey everybody, did you hear?

  • Passion's back!

  • - Yay! - What?

  • - Yeah, her semester abroad in Argentina just ended,

  • so she's coming back to the kitchen today!

  • (everyone talking over each other)

  • - Orange, didn't you wrap a huge welcome home gift

  • for whenever Passion comes back?

  • - You bow it! (laughs)

  • - Now might be a good time to go get it

  • 'cause flight 1337 from Buenos Aires

  • landed a half hour ago.

  • - Wait, so that means she'll be here any--

  • - Hey everyone!

  • (everyone cheering)

  • - Quick, quick, go, go!

  • - Okay, okay, I'm going!

  • - Welcome back, Passion, we missed you!

  • - And I've missed you all, too.

  • Where's Orange?

  • - He'll be right back, he has a surprise for you.

  • - I actually have a surprise of my own.

  • Everyone, I'd like you to meet G.G., my boyfriend.

  • (record scratching) (everyone gasping)

  • - Hey, what'd I miss?

  • Why is everybody acting so...

  • (intense music)

  • (Orange screaming)

  • - What's up with Orange?

  • - Either he's frozen from surprise

  • or he's doing his impression of an ice sculpture again.

  • - I guess me coming back with a boyfriend

  • was a pretty big shock, huh?

  • - I mean, yeah, I guess I always thought

  • you and Orange winding up together.

  • I think everyone did.

  • - It's time I face facts.

  • Orange doesn't like me that way.

  • - (scoffs) Are you sure about that?

  • - C'mon Pear, if he liked me,

  • surely he would have told me by now, right?

  • I mean, G.G. tells me every day.

  • He even wrote me a love sonnet on a plane.

  • - Oh my gosh, it's beautiful.

  • - Yeah, it's pretty undeniable.

  • - What kinda name is G.G., anyways?

  • What does it stand for, Greenish Goofball? (laughs)

  • - I bet it stands for Great Guy!

  • - Marshmallow, come on!

  • We're trying to come up with mean nicknames for him!

  • - Mean, I literally don't understand, yay!

  • - Eh, maybe Marshie's right,

  • we should get to know the guy.

  • Who knows, maybe we'll really like him?

  • C'mon Orange, time to snap out of it.

  • - Is it just me (dogs barking)

  • or is there a lot of cute puppies around here?

  • - My apologies, it's entirely my fault.

  • - Whoa, holy sexy accent, Batman!

  • - Adorable animals have been drawn to me my entire life.

  • I do not know why, but they seem to love me

  • and I love them back.

  • I actually volunteer in animal shelter

  • when I'm not modeling.

  • - You're a model?

  • - Only part time, I also play professional football.

  • - You're a professional football player?

  • How much do you lift?

  • - It's the off season, so I'm not quite sure.

  • More than these though.

  • - Grapefruit, wasn't that your barbell?

  • - Ouch, my ego.

  • - So he's beloved by animals

  • and can lift a bunch of weights, big deal,

  • 'cause there's one thing I can do

  • that he definitely can't do.

  • - Oh, and I got this stupid little party trick

  • that I can do.

  • (everyone gasping)

  • - He did it, he touched his tongue to his eyeball!

  • - We're in trouble, bro, this guy's got us beat

  • in every category!

  • - Hey now, chin up!

  • - You're right, just because G.G. is the perfect guy

  • doesn't mean we should feel bad about ourselves.

  • - No, chin up, look above you!

  • - Huh?

  • (everyone screaming)

  • - What will become of the puppies?

  • I must save the puppies!

  • - Admirable, but it's a death wish, bro!

  • - I will save the adorable puppies.

  • - Fellas, I think we've seen the last of old G.G.

  • - Take that, and that!

  • - Hold on, this guy's a part time model,

  • a part time football player,

  • and he can fight off knives?

  • This isn't even fair!

  • - Ow man, that really hurts!

  • - Well, what do you expect?

  • You were out here slicing innocent people and puppies.

  • - Gee, I guess I never really thought of it that way.

  • I'm sorry, and I can just say,

  • you seem like a really great guy.

  • - Okay, we know he's a great guy.

  • (sighs) Congrats, Passion, seems like you found

  • the perfect boyfriend.

  • - Nobody's perfect.

  • - Yesterday, I would have agreed with you

  • but today I have witness perfection with mine own eyes.

  • - Yeah, I suppose he is pretty perfect on paper.

  • - On paper, what do you mean?

  • - Passion, do you like G.G.?

  • - I mean, it's like you said, there's nothing wrong with him

  • but it's just that, well, he's not--

  • - Orange.

  • You look cold, my friend.

  • Here, literally have this shirt off my back.

  • - Yeah, coulda done without those abs right about now.

  • - Passion, shall we vamoose?

  • I'm excited to see more of America,

  • preferably the parts that do not have murderous knives.

  • - I guess I should be going.

  • Wait, Orange, didn't you have a surprise for me?

  • - Oh, um, no.

  • - Sure you do, Orange, it's that gigantic present

  • you're hiding behind your back, yay!

  • - Oh, this, oh (laughs) I totally forgot.

  • Maybe we should wait to open it another time though?

  • Hey hey hey, stop pullin' on that, doggone it!

  • Ahh! (fireworks exploding)

  • - Orange, this is so nice.

  • You made this for me?

  • - Yeah, well, I missed you.

  • - I missed you too, Orange.

  • - Orange, you have made a magnificent display

  • for a magnificent young woman.

  • Now then, shall we, Passion? (dogs whimpering)

  • I'm quite eager to see the Big Apple

  • as well as the sport you Americans

  • ignorantly refer to as football. (chuckles)

  • - I'll see you guys around.

  • - Later Passion. - Nice to meet ya, G.G.

  • - How ya feelin', Orange?

  • - Fine, I feel fine.

  • - No pain in your heart, no aching in your gut?

  • - Hey, what's this letter?

  • - Don't read that!

  • - Orange, why didn't you give Passion this letter?

  • - Nevermind that!

  • - Read it to us!

  • - No, no!

  • - Um, did Orange just eat that letter

  • rather than have us read what was inside?

  • - Yeah, that doesn't raise any suspicion at all.

  • - I'm telling you, I don't feel any pain in my heart, okay?

  • (belches) Although, there is an aching my gut,

  • really shouldn't a eaten that letter. (laughs and farts)

  • (upbeat music)

- (panting) Hey, hey everybody, did you hear?

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Annoying Orange - Passion Has a BOYFRIEND?!?!?

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