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When you picture iconic rebels of Scottish folklore, you probably picture William Wallace,
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as seen in Braveheart, charging into crowds of English troops with his blue face-paint
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and broadsword.
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What you probably don't picture is a psychopathic, mass-murdering cannibal with a bloodthirsty
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family that was said to have killed upwards of a thousand victims.
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We're talking about Alexander “Sawney” Bean, the Scottish King of Cannibalism, and
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his terrifying brood – the Sawney Bean Cannibal Clan.
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If you're about to eat, put down the fork and listen in.
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It's going to get gross.
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When exactly Sawney Bean and his family operated (if they ever existed at all) is an open question.
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Some sources have him being born as early as the late twelfth century, while others
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place him as late as the fifteenth or sixteenth century.
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The mythic nature of the Bean Cannibal Clan gives it a certain flexibility with the facts,
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like many other disturbing folkloric figures.
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America has Mothman, England has Spring-Heeled Jack, and Scotland has Sawney Bean, who's
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undeniably the most gruesome of the national boogeymen.
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But, according to most versions of the legend, Bean was born in the Scottish council of East
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Lothian sometime just before or during the reign of King James VI of Scotland.
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These were humble beginnings, as he was born to the poor homestead of a farm labourer.
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Not much is known about his birth family or childhood, but Young Sawney is said to have
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done manual work like his father when he came of age, digging ditches and trimming hedges.
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However, things took a turn for the worst when this upstart young gentleman found love.
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Bean's crush, known as Black Agnes Douglas, was a woman of such low moral fibre that many
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thought her to be a witch.
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The two were a match made in hell.
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Sawney and Black Agnes eloped together, leaving their family and polite society for good.
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They robbed, fought, and even murdered for fun, like a brutal, Scottish Bonnie and Clyde.
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This nightmare couple became so feared and scorned that they were forced to live off
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the grid to avoid being killed by angry mobs or the soldiers tasked with keeping the peace.
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Where did Sawney and Black Agnes decide to make their new home?
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If you guessed “a dark, slimy sea cave” then ding, ding, ding, you are correct!
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The legends say that the two of them settled down across the country in Bennane Cave, by
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Ballantrae in Ayrshire.
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This cave wasn't just a glorified crack in the cliff face, either.
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Bennane Cave was a huge rock formation embedded with a complex series of mile-deep tunnels.
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The cave mouth would also be flooded twice a day at high-tide, protecting the secret
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entrance from any outside intrusion.
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It was the perfect place to have an evil lair, or to start a family.
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Or, if you're Sawney Bean and Black Agnes, both!
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Sawney and Agnes got busy in every sense of the phrase – and soon enough, they had fourteen
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more mouths to feed.
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If you thought that becoming a father and family man would set Sawney on the straight
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and narrow, you'd be horrifically wrong.
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After all, without a real job, Sawney needed to find some way to feed his family.
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This encouraged him to take his crime game up to the next level.
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He started to rob and murder even more regularly – and somewhere along the line, Sawney acquired
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a taste for human flesh.
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The human-flesh diet was one he quickly got his family to take up, too, setting in motion
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a chain of events that would make the Sawney Bean Clan the most vicious family of killers
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in Scottish history.
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When his children became old enough to take up the family trade (which is to say, murder,
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robbery, and cannibalism) they joined their mother and father in ambushing lonesome travellers
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on Scotland's back roads.
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The Bean Clan would murder these unfortunate passers-by and steal their clothes, cash,
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and valuables.
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They would then brutally hack the bodies into quarters before carrying them back to the
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cave for salting, cooking, and eating.
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To the untrained eye, it would just seem like the victims simply fell off the face of the
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earth, not leaving a single trace.
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Nobody knew that they were keeping the Bean Clan fed.
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This taboo precursor to the Atkins Diet seemed to be working pretty well for the Bean family,
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because over their quarter-century reign of violence and terror, their numbers swelled
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massively.
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The family's fourteen children bore Sawney and Black Agnes eighteen grandsons and fourteen
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granddaughters, all the products of incest.
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The cave soon became home to 46 brutal, flesh-hungry savages of varying ages, unified in one purpose:
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Killing, robbing, and eating anyone who dared to come near Bennane Cave.
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With his new horde of loyal and hungry relatives, Sawney Bean upped his game yet again, organising
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brutal attacks on whole groups of travellers.
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They would meticulously track and stalk their victims, waiting for the exact moment to strike.
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And when they finally did strike, it was like something out of a living nightmare.
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Picture this: You're a small trading convoy, it's perhaps you, some family members, and
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a few business partners.
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You're transporting goods across the highlands to trade.
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Perhaps you've brought a weapon or two, just as a precautionary measure.
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It'll be enough to frighten off one or two opportunistic bandits, surely.
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Then, as you're walking down a lonely, country road, you hear an almost demonic screaming
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and howling echoing out from all around you.
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You're so shocked by the sudden cacophony, you don't know what to do.
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You freeze, as suddenly shapes come charging in all around you.
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They don't look like your average highwaymen: There's men, women, and children.
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They're filthy, bloodstained, crazed.
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Some wearing tattered fragments of stolen clothes and others completely naked, like
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the Celtic warriors they descended from.
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All of them are bearing knives, clubs, or fists.
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They set upon you in a violent frenzy.
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Before you and your party can muster up any kind of defence – or even a reaction, beyond
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screaming and wide-eyed terror – it's too late.
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Your supplies are looted, and your dismembered corpses are being carried off to Bennane Cave
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to be salted or pickled.
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According to the legends of the Bean Clan, this exact horrifying scenario played out
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hundreds of times over the twenty-five years that the brutal cannibal clan was active.
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While they were typically extremely skilled at slaughtering whole groups of people without
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leaving any material evidence, occasionally some terrifying clues to what was truly going
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on would slip through the net.
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Leftovers from the Bean Clan's legendary cannibal feasts would sometimes wash out of
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the cave mouth and end up on Scotland's other shores.
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People who lived on the coasts would sometimes see cooked or eerily well-preserved limbs
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appear on the beaches, some covered in human-looking bite marks.
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The Sawney Bean Clan's activities were even affecting the local economy.
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When the body parts began to wash up with greater frequency, local authorities realised
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there must have been some prolific murderers on the loose.
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Local innkeepers were grilled by ye olde police in connection with the murders, seeing as
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they seemed like the most likely suspects, considering most of the recent disappearances
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had been travellers passing through.
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The pressure got so great that some local businesses even closed up shop for good, unable
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to cope with the severity of police scrutiny.
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Not that any of these leads ever led anywhere productive.
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Meanwhile, the Sawney Bean Clan continued to do what they did best: Murder, robbery,
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and cannibalism.
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People were being falsely accused and executed for the Sawney Bean crimes, while these murderous
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Scots were getting away Scot free, pun intended.
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Villages near Bennane Cave were becoming ghost towns, as inns closed down and rumours spread
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that anyone who passed through the area was doomed to disappear and die a horrible death.
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And, to be fair, could you really say this was inaccurate?
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The Sawney Bean clan was impressively prolific – by some counts, murdering more people
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than Gary Ridgway, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer, and the Zodiac Killer combined.
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They were setting murderous world records.
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Of course, when you have such an impressive winning streak, it's unsurprising that you'd
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eventually let it go to your head.
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And when you get cocky, you get sloppy.
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This is exactly what happened one fateful night towards the end of the Bean Clan's
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tenure.
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A man and his wife were riding home on horseback from a local fayre and happened to unknowingly
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wander onto one of the Bean Clan's favourite routes.
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The two of them were in high spirits, laughing, joking, gleeful from their time at the fayre.
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If they knew what was about to happen, they probably would have savoured those last few
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moments together for longer.
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The hungry, watchful eyes of the Bean Clan were staring at them from the darkness.
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Just as had happened so many times before, the Sawney Bean Clan emerged from the darkness,
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ready to slaughter the unsuspecting couple.
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However, for the first time, even though the Beans had numbers on their side, they were
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in for a real battle.
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The husband, as it turned out, was an experienced fighter – packing a sword and a gun that
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he used to single-handedly fend off the cannibal horde.
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During the bloody exchange, the wife of the couple tragically fell from the back of the
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horse, and was gorily dismembered by the Beans.
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Legend has it that they began tearing out her entrails and eating her alive.
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This, however, only galvanised the husband's Scottish fighting spirit – bringing out
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the William Wallace in him, as he continued to valiantly fight the cannibal clan with
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his pistol and sword.
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While he probably couldn't have sustained combat for long, the noise of the brawl unfolding
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alerted thirty nearby villagers.
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They charged in with their own weapons, forcing the enraged Bean Clan to retreat off into
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the night.
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For the first time since the start of this twenty-five-year-long nightmare, their cover
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had been blown.
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Survival wasn't enough for the husband.
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He'd seen these animals slaughter his beloved wife – he wanted justice, he wanted revenge.
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That's why, as the legend goes, he travelled all the way to Glasgow to request a personal
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audience with King James (some sources report it being James IV, others report it being
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James VI.
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Point is, it was definitely a king called James.
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Moving on).
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He told the king his tale of the cave-dwelling cannibals, and the King was so horrified that
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he pulled together a four-hundred-man hunting party and set out for Bennane Cave himself.
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The days of the Sawney Bean Clan were officially numbered.
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King James and his elite cannibal-hunting squad charged into Bennane Cave with a pack
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of ferocious hunting dogs, overwhelming the Beans with sheer numerical force.
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The cave looked like a set from a grimy, 1970s horror movie – filled to the brim with stolen
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items and half-eaten corpses.
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Meat was pickled in barrels, hanging from hooks, cooking over open fires.
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The sight was so horrifying that the Beans were immediately hauled out of the cave and
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dragged back into mainland Scotland, where they were executed without trial.
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The brutality of the enraged Scottish public almost rivalled that of the family itself
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– the men, women, and children of the Sawney Bean Clan were alternately dismembered and
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burned alive.
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Their reign of terror was finally over, once and for all.
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This brings the gruesome legend of Sawney Bean and his bloodthirsty family to a close.
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Was any of this grounded in truth?
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Well, probably not.
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There exists no real concrete evidence to prove that Sawney or any of his or his family's
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crimes ever really happened.
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The tales of his exploits were only committed to writing hundreds of years after they supposedly
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happened, leaning more into frightening folklore than fact.
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Some contemporary scholars, such as Dr. Louise Yeoman, also attribute the figure of Sawney
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Bean to Anti-Scottish propaganda on behalf of the English monarchy.
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Even the nickname “Sawney” was popularly used at the time as shorthand for a stereotypical
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violent Scot.
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However, even though he was probably never real, Sawney Bean's cannibal clan has since
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reverberated through pop culture in a massive way.
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In Scotland, Sawney Bean has made Bennane Cave a popular tourist attraction, allowing
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locals to profit off of the legend.
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The story of Sawney Bean also inspired the brutal horror novel “Off Season” by Jack
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Ketchum and Wes Craven's horror cult-classic “The Hills Have Eyes” – about an American
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family being stalked by mutant cannibals in the Nevada desert.
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Even though Sawney Bean and his clan were (thankfully) a product of fiction, the ripples
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of his dark legend have the power to make us feel just a little bit queasy even today.
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Thanks for watching this episode of The Infographics Show!
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You may have lost your appetite for food, but if you have an appetite for more insane
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cannibal facts, you should watch “Did This Cannibal Couple Eat 30 People?” and “Could
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You Survive An Emergency By Eating Your Family?”
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And remember: If ever you're in Scotland, maybe give the local sea caves a wide berth.