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So our plan for today is just to produce as much sewage as possible,
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until we eventually get the volcano to erupt. (Oh lord here we go.)
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And to help us with that cause, we are going to set up some new land -
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we're going to start populating this half of the city.
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"RT what do you have against West Virginia" -
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I don't have anything against West Virginia, but apparently Todd Howard
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... like, wants to destroy the place
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76 times over.
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Now, I have to be real careful with this because
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like, unlike last time where we had, like, a blank canvas
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we DO actually have a bunch of road here.
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OKAY HERE WE GO
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In-game news announcer: "... You should seek shelter immediately if any is available!"
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... Oh that was lame.
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Oh there we go. Perfect.
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Okay, we've got the crater.
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Wait, why did we get bankrupt now? Hang on.
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(Laughing) Why is - *wheeze*
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everyone dead?
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We're just gonna reload the save.
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Are you telling me I can't, like, just rain meteors down on this bit of land?
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Because they can't go a day without putting the kettle on.
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Just fill the bathtub for, like, a week!
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You'll have plenty of water.
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Look at this SMOOTH circle.
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(Noice)
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Yeah, that looks safe.
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"Use terraforming tools, RT" -
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Well, we ARE using the terraforming tools!!
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They're called meteors!
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There we go.
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Working police station!
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And it only covers HALF of Washington Street!
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Only the best for my citizens.
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Uh - which is why we're going to cram in some more of them.
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"Citizens are sick."
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How are citizens sick?
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We have one clinic!
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covering the entire place, like how-
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Oh my god, yeah okay you can look at the reach.
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They're all - they're all sick, all over the place.
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We need, like, a clinic in every one of these craters, are you kidding me?
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Okay so we need a BUNCH of clinics then
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but that's gonna cost us so much money.
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And then apparently crime is high in this pit too!!
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I'm sorry, too many people are dying.
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(wonder why)
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We can't afford those new citizens.
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(Laughing) I'm sorry!!
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The plague is still spreading!
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Oh my god, half of these houses are just abandoned.
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We're never going to see this volcano erupt because people are just dying of disease. (Maybe because of the "volcano"?)
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Okay, we're going to reload again.
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Welcome to Groundhog Day but it's West Virginia.
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"Poo water" "Water pollution" "There is water pollution" -
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Where?
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There's no water pollution.
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"Move the water tower" - What are you guys talking about?
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Guys, the pollution is fine, it's contained!
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See?
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That's a pollution pit.
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That's also pollution.
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Like, those are the areas that are supposed to be polluted, it's FINE!
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You guys are freaking out about nothing.
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"Move the pipes and the poop thing" -They don't do anything.
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Okay, move?
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(Laughing) You guys keep screaming at me
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to move those pipes?
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Oh, I'll move those pipes.
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Oh, I'll put a pump down there next if you're not careful.
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I - I - I don't care if these people die.
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I really don't care.
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I'll kill - I'd kill them TWICE
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if I had the opportunity.
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Like, why can't I put the dump there?
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What's wrong with it?
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The dump! No one cares if stuff falls off the mountain.
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You guys have so much issue with the bins
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Can I just build a dump over your homes?
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Okay, you know what imma do?
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There we go.
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Build it on the school.
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They're still complaining about crime.
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Oh my god, just this crater is never going to be happy.
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All I wanna do is erupt the poop volcano and kill them.
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in-game news announcer: "Astrologists report that a devastating meteor -"
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THAT WASN'T ME
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Oh my god, it's coming right for us.
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Oh thank god, it hit the volcano.
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I'm building outside the crater.
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I'm doing it just to get high-density, we can destroy all this land afterwards.
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"I want a garbage collection service."
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Jeremy, if I find you, you'll be the first to die.
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Do nothing but complain on Twitter.
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Jeremy's the kinda guy, whenever there's a disaster in the world,
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that's using, like, the #PRAY
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Thoughts and prayers.
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You need to be an ACTIVIST, Jeremy.
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You need to achieve actual change in the world
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(Laughing) ... in our society.
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Screw this gu-- This is where he lives!
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Apparently he's working in the Quiet Corner Shop, hang on.
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This is what happens when you use those hashtags on Twitter.
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(Laughing) YES!!!
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Guys, a terrible accident has occurred to Jeremy.
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If we could all go on social media, just type #PRAYFORJEREMY
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Yeah, let's build the new shop.
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That's what Jeremy gets.
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Okay, we just increased the sheer volume of poop we're now producing.
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... We're losing a lot more money.
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Okay, let's leave our mouse cursor here for a moment and let's just see -
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how long it takes.
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Now, there are waves. It's starting to develop, like, a tidal system.
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I think over time, I think it is gradually rising.
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It's starting to spend more time, like -
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above the mouse than below.
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We're going to add more poop pipes soon, we're just trying to make more money.
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And to make more money we need to just expand the city.
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"You're just giving up on building craters - "
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Well, every time I try to build craters, like
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the freaking city, just like, plunges into chaos.
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I would do it, but everyone dies.
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We need another cemetery, like how many, like, people are going to be dead by the end of this stream?
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Yeah, these roads are pretty bad.
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(Laughing) Ohohhh god
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(Laughing) "End the stream right before the poop reaches the top."
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That would be so cruel.
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We ARE almost there.
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Like, it has risen astronomically since we've installed the new pipes.
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Here, we'll get the disaster shelters in in advance before the poopcano strikes.
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I mean, you don't take the poopcano seriously?
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That's how you're first to die in the poopcano.
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"Put tsunami buoys in the volcano."
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You know you've got a sewage problem when you need one of these.
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"Get more pipes" - At this point, I don't know how much it matters.
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Okay, alright!
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We can get a few more.
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"Will you ever do a real City Skylines?"
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This was a real City Skylines!!!
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What are you talking about?!
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You know, it just incurred a tragic natural disaster.
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Capital City!
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"Can set up a harbor."
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(Laughing) WAIT - Can I...?
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Nooo I don't think there is -- I was wanting to set up a harbor.
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(Laughing) I was gonna see if I could set up, like, a port. (Now I'm disappointed :( )
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I don't know how this eruption's gonna go as well, cause someone just pointed out that, like, the -
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When this floods it's going to destroy all the homes.
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So what happens to the poo production?
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(Country Roads playing softly in the background) It's time for the end.
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Mount Lama's gonna erupt.
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Here we go.
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Someone is building a new home, the ballsy man.
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(Country Roads hits the chorus)
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We filled the volcano.
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People are reporting flooding down below.
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It's hard to see.
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There's no flooding down below yet.
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Let's give it a hand, here
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NOOOO
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THE PIPES
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THE PIPES!
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WAIT, IT'S ERUPTING! IT'S ERUPTING!!
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OHOHAHAHOH
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OHOHOH (RT Dies)
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Let's get some on the sides.
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Spill the volcano.
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Oh my god, we've just punched a hole in the side of it.
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OHHOH GOD
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(Country Roads gently playing while panicked news reporter screams)
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OH YEAH THAT'S DRAINED HER!
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THAT'S DONE IT
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Welcome to West Virginia.
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(reading the pop-up notification)
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Yeah, no, don't - don't worry I'll fix those pipes later.
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Yeah, I think there's a backlogged toilet in, like, South Crater.
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Think that's the problem.