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- [Narrator] This is the story of Game of Thrones,
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seasons one through seven in three minutes!
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Let's begin.
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Season One: don't lose your head.
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Great houses strive for dominance of Westeros,
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land of violence and nudity.
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King Robert Baratheon asks Ned Stark to be Hand of the King.
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House Targaryen plots to retake the throne.
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Daenerys marries the Dothraki Khal Drogo
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and gets the dragon eggs.
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Robert dies, Cersei seizes the throne.
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Robb Stark leaves to go to rescue Ned.
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Joffrey orders Ned executed.
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Robb's men pledge loyalty to him.
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Khal Drogo dies, the dragon eggs hatch.
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Season Two: White Walker wedding.
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Stannis Baratheon gathers armies to claim the throne.
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Robb wages war against the Lannisters.
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Melisandre births the demon that kills Renly Baratheon.
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Due to daddy issues, Theon betrays the Starks
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and seizes Winterfell.
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Robb decides to marry Talisa and not a Bolton.
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Stannis attacks King's Landing,
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but is defeated.
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Joffrey sets Sansa aside to marry Margaery Tyrell.
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Season Three: the monster gets married.
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Jon joins the Wildlings.
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Daenerys arrives in Slaver's Bay,
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takes control with the Unsullied to kill the Masters.
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Jaime's captured by Stark's soldiers.
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Tywin forces Tyrion to marry Sansa.
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Robb agrees to terms with Walder Frey
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to make up for him not marrying a Frey.
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Odd friendships form.
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Daario and the Second Sons join Daenerys' army.
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Robb and his men are betrayed and killed by Walder
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at the Red Wedding.
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Season Four: Long live the King?
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King Joffrey is poisoned at his wedding.
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Tyrion is blamed, Tommen is made king.
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Daenerys convinces the Meereen slaves to rebel and join her.
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Tyrion demands a trial by combat,
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and for a close fight the Mountain wins.
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Littlefinger seizes power in Vale.
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The wildling army arrives at the Wall.
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Stannis rides his forces to the wildlings to surrender.
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Bran comes upon the Three-Eyed Raven.
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Jaime secretly frees Tyrion, Tyrion kills Tywin.
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Varys helps Tyrion escape King's Landing.
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Arya flees the Seven Kingdoms.
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Season Five: Team Dragons, Harpies, and High Sparrows.
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Mance refuses to bend the knee to Stannis,
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so Melissandre burns him alive.
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Arya trains to become a face changing assassin.
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Jon becomes Commander of the Night's Watch.
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Margaery marries Tommen.
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The Sparrows assert themselves in King's Landing
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with Cersei's help, and take Loras and Margaery prisoner.
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Later, Cersei is seized and
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forced to walk naked across town.
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Jaime tries to rescue his daughter Myrcella
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from but Dorne, is caught.
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Prince Doran lets Jaime leave with Myrcella,
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but she's poisoned by the Sand Snakes.
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Littlefinger marries off Sansa to psychopath Ramsay Bolton.
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Jorah brings Tyrion to Daenerys.
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Jon goes to the Hardhome to get wildling allies.
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White Walkers attack.
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Jon makes it back to the wall with thousands of wildlings.
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Stannis, a detestable father,
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allows Melisandre to incinerate his daughter as a sacrifice.
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Stannis arrives at Winterfell
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and is defeated by Bolton's men.
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The Harpies attempt to kill Daenerys,
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but she is saved by Jorah.
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They are trapped until Drogon arrives
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and begins eating Harpies and breathing fire.
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Alliser and some of the Night's Watch ambush and kill Jon.
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Season Six: George is watching. Hold death's door.
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The Sand Snakes murdered Doran.
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Ramsay Bolton kills his father.
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Euron Greyjoy appears and kills Balon in secret
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and takes over the Iron Islands.
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Melisandre resurrects Jon,
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he kills the men who rebelled against him
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and leaves the Night's Watch.
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Sansa and Jon plan to retake Winterfell.
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Daenerys is captured by Dothraki and forced
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to live with Khals' widows.
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She burns the Khals to death
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and is the only survivor of the fire.
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The Dothraki join her.
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Bran learns that the Children of the Forest
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created the first White Walkers to fight man.
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White Walkers attack and Bran takes control of Hodor
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in the past to save him in the present.
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Bran is the new Three-Eyed Raven.
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Mace Tyrell and Jaime try to defeat the High Sparrow,
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but he is allied with Tommen.
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Arya, now a killing machine, returns from
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summer murder camp in Braavos.
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Jon marches on Winterfell and wins with the help of
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Littlefinger and the Vale Knights.
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Many gather for the trial of Cersei and Loras.
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Cersei blows up the Sept with wildfire, killing everyone.
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Tommen realizing Maragery's dead,
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throws himself out the window.
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Arya in diguise, feeds Walder Frey's sons to him
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and then kills Walder.
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Littlefinger reveals to Sansa that he wants
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her to be his queen.
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Bran learns from his past vision that Jon is the son
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of Lyanna Stark and Prince Rhaegar Targaryen.
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Cersei becomes queen.
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Tyrion is made Daenerys's hand, and she sails for Westeros.
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Season Seven: Shit! Is that a zombie dragon?
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Arya disguised as Walder, kills his relatives with poison.
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Daenerys arrives in Westeros and meets Jon.
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You're on six-two of Daenerys's fleets.
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The Lannister army defeats the Tyrells.
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Afterwards Jaime's army is destroyed by Dothraki,
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and dragon rider, Daenerys.
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Jon leads a team to capture a White Walker,
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Daenerys rescues them with the dragons,
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but one is zombified by the Night King.
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Cersei meets with Jon and Daenerys to see the White Walker.
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Cersei agrees to a truce and to march North to help.
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Littlefinger tries to turn Sansa against Arya but fails.
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Sansa accuses him of treason. Arya kills him.
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Sam and Bran realizes Jon is
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the real heir to Targaryen throne.
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Naturally this means Jon and Daenerys have sex.
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Lannister style.
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The Night King uses his new zombie dragon to melt the wall
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and march past it with his army of the dead.
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And that's Game of Thrones in three minutes!
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