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The Loud House randomizer is always unpredictable and
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filled with tons of surprises.
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Let's see what the randomizer picks first.
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So your first step is to sharpen your skills at home.
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Fresh tuna shrouded in a cold beet sauce,
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and laid to rest on a bed of pineapple.
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Great job, Lucy!
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This is the perfect update to the Aloha Comrade menu.
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I was just gonna say fish in sauce.
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Looking for an outfit that will knock them dead?
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This black sequin gown shimmers with the eyes of 100 vampires
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on a moonless night.
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This is perfect! I can't wait to put it on my fashion blog.
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Done!
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Nice work. The next step is to get some formal training.
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OK class, give me your best rhymes for 'rose'.
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Chose.
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- Clothes. - Bows.
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Decompose.
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Ooh, evocative.
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The next step is to start putting your work out there.
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Oh honey, these pillows would be perfect for the nursery.
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I can't decide. 'Rage against conformity'
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or 'erase the darkness'.
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Get 'em both. You might have twins.
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OK, you're almost ready to read your work in public,
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But first, you gotta build a thick skin.
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Melancholy night before a hopeless dawn.
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The sun is rising soon, but all my joy is gone.
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Boo!
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[grumbling]
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Oh, I don't wanna do this.
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It's for her own good.
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I'll show you how it's done.
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That poem is terrible.
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I have been more moved by Lynn's farts.
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Aw, thank you.
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You smell weird, your hair is wrong,
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and I would not recommend you to my friends!
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Mean little blonde, you throw stones and sticks.
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But what would you know? You're only six.
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Boo-ya! That's my girl.
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Go for Operation Cone Zone.
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Detour? Has that always been here?
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Yup. It's right here on the race map.
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Eyes on the road, Lans.
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Woohoo! Nothing can stop us now!
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And we're stopping.
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Come on, Loud Lightning, you've got this.
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Go for Operation Magna-Boost.
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Yeah! I knew my baby could do it.
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Shh!
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[gasping]
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Yeah...
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Whoa!
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I'm OK.
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Go for Operation Pig Parade.
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Showtime, y'all.
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Wee!
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We're so close to the other cars, I can smell them!
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Wait, that's no exhaust. That smells like...
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Mud! Sweet, sweet mud!
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Not now, Lana. This is our chance.
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Gun it for that ramp!
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Right, right.
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Woohoo! Yeah!
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Tie the knot and cast away.
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The wind's at your back, so don't delay.
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Yes! I love sailing.
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Totally, I mean you know, who doesn't?
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[moaning]
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Here, here, let me help you.
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All we gotta do is make it across the pond.
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Luna, hoist the main sail.
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Um... yeah, the main sail...
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Right by the boom.
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- That pole. - Right, the pole.
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Whoa, whoa!
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[screaming]
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Thanks for coming. My sisters were too busy to help.
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You guys will get to share in profits.
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Plus, you get all the leftover cookies you can eat.
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- Mm! - Sounds great!
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I don't know, man. A hairnet?
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These locks can't be tamed.
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- Huh? - Just put it on, Rust.
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Hm... Ya! Ya!
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Whoa, easy tiger.
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That rolling pin is vintage.
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Oh, sorry. I'll be more gentle.
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Still a little rough there.
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I'm barely pressing it.
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Here, why don't I just do it.
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Well, the label looks great, but are these bite marks?
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Wait, all the cookies have them. Zack, what the heck?
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What? Doing quality control.
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Bad news, bud. We're out of butter.
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Dang it. I already used up my allowance on the first round of ingredients.
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And I used up mine on that vintage rolling pin.
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Aw, don't worry fellers, I'm on it.
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Now which one of you's got a gentle touch?
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[mooing]
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Hey guys, come look at the conveyer belt I rigged up.
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I think it'll help make things go a lot faster.
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I made it out of a treadmill your parents were getting rid of.
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See, we can do an assembly line and--
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[ringing]
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Anabelle!
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[screaming]
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The cookies!
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Whoa, hey!