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*Luigi Screaming*
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Luigi is dead.
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Or maybe the correct word is pseudo-murdered.
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The point is Nintendo has no qualms about the other Mario Bro getting his soul harvested
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for no greater purpose than a Super Smash Bros. character reveal.
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Which makes us wonder: When Did Luigi Become Nintendo's Punching Bag?
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And why?
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Luigi hasn't always been the cowering, spineless loser that modern Nintendo makes him out to
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be.
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In the beginning, he was just a palette swapped Mario.
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His skills, his shape, his courage were all equal to his brother's.
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Later games gave him new talents.
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Luigi could jump higher, but at the cost of friction on a platform, and this extra mobility
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has even been carried through to new games, like his incredible movement in Mario + Rabbids
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Kingdom Battle.
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So how did that... become this?
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There are three steps to Luigi's punching bag-ification.
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In 1989, he became scared.
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In 1994, he became useless.
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And by 1996, he moved into his brother's shadow.
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1989: the introduction of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show.
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In the very first episode, Luigi is a coward.
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Watch him stick back while both Mario and Peach soldier forth on a dangerous adventure.
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“Polar Bear?
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Lunch?”
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Brief sidebar!
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Up until this point, the only instance of Luigi actually having a personality was in
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the 1986 anime film for Super Mario Bros.
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Strangely, Luigi's appearance and personality seem more similar to Wario's in the anime.
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He's greedy and self-centered, and there's a throwaway gag where he's enjoying a bottle of
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sake at a hot spring.
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It's very chill.
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End sidebar!
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The Super Mario Bros. Super Show is the beginning of the duo's very specific sibling dynamic.
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Even in the live action segments, their relationship seemed to be a caustic one.
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Luigi: “You have a little piece of spaghetti on your overalls.”
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Mario: “Oh, f*** you Luigi!”
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Luigi was an awkward coward, sure.
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But he was still useful.
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So when did that stop?
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Stick with me here.
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Have you ever heard of Mario's Early Years: Preschool Fun?
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No?
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Good.
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It came out in 1994.
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It's not a good game.
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Or maybe it is if you're a preschooler, but it's definitely not a good Mario game.
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The only thing that makes it Mario is the characters.
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And that includes Luigi.
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But you still control Mario.
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And he's still the name of the game.
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So what is Luigi's purpose here?
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To be woken up.
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“Wake Luigi up and help him find the colors!”
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In order to start a minigame, you have to wake up Luigi and then pick out objects to
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teach him.
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Luigi's entire reason of existing in this game is to be taught simple concepts like
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shapes and colors.
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This is, I believe, when Luigi becomes a hopeless oaf.
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But it wasn't until the Mario RPGs that Luigi went full punching bag.
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1996's Super Mario RPG only includes one reference to Luigi, and he isn't even on
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screen.
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There's an entire secret Luigi diary in Paper Mario, which came out in 2000.
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Every page seems to focus entirely on Luigi's envy, his inferiority complex, his need to
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somehow prove himself by having a game with his own name in the title.
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And then when he finally does get his name in the title in the Mario & Luigi RPGs, he's
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just used as comic relief.
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Time after time, his name is forgotten, his deeds undersold, his abilities shrugged off.
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There was a glimmer of hope for the younger twin in 2013, when Satoru Iwata proudly proclaimed
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it “the Year of Luigi.”
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But even that was a failure!
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Nintendo posted a 456 million dollar loss in the year of Luigi.
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Luigi couldn't catch a break even in his big break.
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With struggling sales for Wii U, Nintendo seemed, much like its favorite punching bag,
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to be circling the drain.
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*game over theme*
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Maybe Nintendo saw themselves in Luigi.
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An underdog not given the chance to survive and prove itself in the world of next gen
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systems.
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But then came the Switch.
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And Breath of the Wild.
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And Super Mario Odyssey.
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And a veritable Nintendo renaissance.
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Nintendo killed its underperforming system and started fresh.
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And the Switch is breathing new life into titles that were left to fester on the Wii U.
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Maybe that's why Nintendo needed to kill Luigi, too.
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He'll be reborn.
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It's a new Luigi, for this year and every year.
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But more likely, he'll just keep getting killed for goofs forever.
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Do you think Nintendo's just trying to cover up the true murder of Luigi?
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Or do you think that Luigi should be dead?
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Why don't you leave me a comment and let me know.
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