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Hi, everybody. We're the Simpsons.
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-We have a special message... -[Homer grunting]
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...for the Class of 2020.
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[Homer] Where's the damn neck-hole?
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Um, the one thing this difficult period
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has taught all of us
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is how to celebrate ourselves as a family.
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-[cloth tearing] -[Homer continues grunting]
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Uh... Mom?
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I can't cook anymore. I can't cook anymore.
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Bart, what do you have to say to the Class of 2020?
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[Marge] I don't know what to do.
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[Homer] Oh, the zipper broke.
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-[Marge] I can't cook anymore. -I guess it's up to me.
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Do you want eggs?
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Well, the job is to be inspirational.
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And there are plenty of good things.
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The air is cleaner than ever.
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And drinking at home at 10:00 in the morning
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is not only acceptable, it's called "coping."
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-And not having friends over is seen as a healthy choice... -[bottle smashes]
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...instead of basic unpopularity.
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And, as graduates, you have a world of possibilities.
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You can go from living in your parents' basement
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to working from your parents' basement.
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[gasps] And another good thing,
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people are eating less meat.
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And animal shelters have found homes for all their pets.
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Which is not connected to the lack of meat. I'm pretty sure.
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So, in conclusion, I'd just like to say,
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Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!
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It's not New York, and we're not live.
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Well, it's fun to say.
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But our message to you in these times,
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love your neighbor.
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Even if it's Flanders.