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  • -Well, let's get to some news.

  • It just came out that Donald Trump Jr.'s new book

  • is now number 1 on the "New York Times" bestseller list.

  • When he heard that, President Trump was like,

  • "You lost me at 'New York Times' and lost me again at Don Jr."

  • [ Laughter ] I'm just kidding.

  • Trump was actually pretty excited for Don Jr.

  • He even tweeted, "Wow, was just told

  • my son's book 'Triggered' is number 1

  • on the 'New York Times' bestseller list.

  • Congratulations, Don."

  • That's a pretty special moment for Don Jr.

  • Until a few minutes later when Trump tweeted,

  • "Just got hacked. Ignore last tweet."

  • -Wow. [ Laughter ]

  • Come on. Why? Why?

  • -Well, tomorrow the impeachment hearings continue,

  • and we're going to hear from Marie Yovanovitch,

  • the ambassador to Ukraine that Trump fired.

  • I'm a little worried,

  • because if every person Trump's ever fired is going to testify,

  • the impeachment's going to last forever. It's like --

  • "Lil Jon, please raise your right hand."

  • "What?!" Yeah.

  • "Do you swear to tell the truth?"

  • "Okay!"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Tomorrow, all the regular daytime TV shows

  • will be preempted again for the impeachment hearings.

  • But to keep viewers happy,

  • they are getting "The Price Is Right" announcer

  • to tell the witnesses to, "Come on down!

  • You're the next witness in the Trump impeachment."

  • But after tomorrow's testimony, another eight witnesses

  • are going to testify next week.

  • Just a word of advice for the Democrats.

  • If you preempt another five episodes

  • of "The Kelly Clarkson Show," no one is going to support you.

  • Okay? Come on. Don't do that.

  • Some entertainment news.

  • I saw that Netflix and Nickelodeon are teaming up

  • to make movies and TV shows for kids.

  • Yeah, right now, Netflix is competing with Disney

  • to make sure your kids never go outside again.

  • -Oh. [ Laughter ]

  • -Everyone's still talking about Disney+.

  • It launched this week.

  • It features almost 500 different movies.

  • -Wow. -Yeah, I was looking through it

  • this afternoon. And, sure, it has all the classics,

  • but there are some pretty obscure movies

  • that I didn't even know existed.

  • For instance -- I'm not too sure about this one --

  • "Lady and the Tramp Stamp."

  • -Wow. [ Laughter ]

  • I've never heard of that.

  • -You never -- No, it's real.

  • I didn't. Also, I had no idea

  • that they made "Herbie: Fully Loaded on Bath Salts."

  • [ Laughter ] -What?

  • Is Buddy Hackett in it? I mean, that's crazy.

  • -This next one is unfortunate.

  • "Sleeping Beauty Takes Ambien and Tweets Something Racist."

  • -Oh, my gosh.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • They made that as a movie?

  • -I mean, you have a lot of options on Disney+.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • The next movie will ruin anyone's dinner.

  • "Pluto Can't Stop Scooting." -Okay.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Why would they make that as a movie?

  • -I don't know. I don't even know why I watched it twice.

  • -You watched it twice? -Yeah, I loved it.

  • There's also this very unnecessary sequel --

  • "The Sound of Music from the Nazis' Perspective."

  • [ Audience laughs, groans ]

  • Why would they do that? -Why?

  • Why would you need that? -I don't know.

  • -How was it?

  • -I didn't see that one. -Okay.

  • [ Laughter ] This movie's depressing.

  • "Honey, We're the Right Size, But I Think We've Grown Apart."

  • -Wow.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Wow, that's a downer. -There's no twists or nothing.

  • -Disney+? -Yeah.

  • And finally, check this one out.

  • "Frying Dory." I mean -- -Oh, my --

  • [ Audience laughs, groans ]

  • The omega -- The omega-3s alone.

  • -Yeah, yeah. It's good --

  • It's heart health. It's heart health.

  • -Some tech news, though. Apple just announced

  • that they're launching their most powerful laptop ever,

  • the new MacBook Pro, at a cost of $6,000.

  • -Ooh.

  • -Yeah, $6,000 for something hot to sit on your lap.

  • Or as most guys call that, a bachelor party.

  • Hey. And this is cool.

  • The world's largest Starbucks opens tomorrow in Chicago.

  • Check this out.

  • Look at that. [ Audience murmurs ]

  • The place is huge. It's 35,000 square feet.

  • Five stories high.

  • Best of all, it has two outlets.

  • -Oh.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • "You gonna be done with that outlet?"

  • -That's right. It's a Starbucks that's five stories high.

  • I think I know how this happened.

  • When the builders said, "What size do you want?"

  • the Starbucks people were all like, "Tall."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Seriously, the Starbucks is massive.

  • I'll give you an idea. When you ask for the bathroom key,

  • it's attached to a car door.

  • -Wow. [ Laughter ]

  • -I saw that food brands Post and Hostess --

  • [ Laughter ] That's how --

  • That's how big it is. -That's how big it is.

  • That's a pretty big thing.

  • Cars are pretty big. -Yeah.

  • I always love that they embarrass you

  • with those keys to the bathroom.

  • Like, "Can I have the key to the bathroom?" They're like, "Sure,"

  • and they give you like a hub cap or something.

  • -Or a cinder block. -A giant espresso machine.

  • "I'll take it. Don't embarrass me."

  • I saw that food brands Post and Hostess are teaming up

  • to make a Twinkies cereal.

  • That story again -- Post and Hostess are teaming up

  • to give stoners diabetes.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • And, you guys, finally, I'm very excited about this.

  • Alex Rodriguez is my guest tonight.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • He's here promoting his show called "Back in the Game,"

  • which is about helping athletes manage their finances.

  • A-Rod has some really good financial advice.

  • He tells people it helps to save, it helps to invest,

  • and it helps to marry an actress worth half a billion dollars.

  • We have a great show.

-Well, let's get to some news.

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