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-♪ Hold my gaze ♪
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-All right, here's how it works.
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We're going to take turns picking up a card
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and reading a sentence that we've never seen before.
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-Okay. -As soon as you read
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the sentence, you must say, "Hold my gaze,"
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and we will maintain unblinking eye contact.
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Now, if you laugh you lose.
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This is going to be -- This going to be tough for me, okay.
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-Okay, well -- -Since you're my guest --
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-We'll see how this goes. -You'll be going first.
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Go ahead and take a card. -Okay.
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-And then when you're ready,
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just read it to me and then say,
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"Hold my gaze." -Oh, man.
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-[ Clears throat ]
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-You know, when I put my pants on this morning,
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the drier hadn't gotten them completely dry yet.
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They're -- They're still damp. I like it that way.
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Hold my gaze.
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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-[ Laughs ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-I can't -- I can't, though.
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-Okay, go. -I like them that way.
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-I can't do that.
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-Okay, here we go, my turn. -Yeah.
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-Here we go.
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♪♪
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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I -- I don't remember where I parked my car.
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Oh, I remember now. I parked it in Europe.
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Please, hold my gaze.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Chuckling ] I'm the worst. I'm laughing at myself.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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I am the worst. All right.
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-You can do this. You can do this.
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-This one I'm not doing. -Okay.
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-I'm not going to smile. I won't break.
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-All right, all right. -Whew. I can't look at you.
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[ Laughter ]
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-My favorite "Game of Thrones" episode was the one where --
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[ Chuckles ]
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where Steve got hit by a school bus.
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[ Laughter ]
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Jimmy, do hold my gaze.
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[ Laughter ]
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-It was the episode where Steve got hit by a school bus?
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-The very best.
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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-That was your favorite -- I don't think you were watching
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"Game of Thrones."
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All right, for our final round,
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this time I will read a category
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and we'll have to name as many things in that category
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as we can... -Uh-huh.
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-...while saying, "hold my gaze" after each one.
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-Okay, cool.
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[ Laughter ]
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I hope I know what the category is.
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-Here we go. We're about to find out.
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-I don't know a lot of stuff. -Ready?
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-Okay, let's go. -Here we go.
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You go first. Types of bagels.
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-Onion. Hold my gaze.
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-Egg.
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[ Laughter ]
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Hold my gaze.
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-Everythang.
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[ Laughter ]
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Hold my gaze.
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-Sesame.
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Hold my gaze.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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"Sesami!"
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Kate McKinnon, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ]
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All episodes of "Heads Will Roll"
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