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  • -♪ Hold my gaze

  • -All right, here's how it works.

  • We're going to take turns picking up a card

  • and reading a sentence that we've never seen before.

  • -Okay. -As soon as you read

  • the sentence, you must say, "Hold my gaze,"

  • and we will maintain unblinking eye contact.

  • Now, if you laugh you lose.

  • This is going to be -- This going to be tough for me, okay.

  • -Okay, well -- -Since you're my guest --

  • -We'll see how this goes. -You'll be going first.

  • Go ahead and take a card. -Okay.

  • -And then when you're ready,

  • just read it to me and then say,

  • "Hold my gaze." -Oh, man.

  • -[ Clears throat ]

  • -You know, when I put my pants on this morning,

  • the drier hadn't gotten them completely dry yet.

  • They're -- They're still damp. I like it that way.

  • Hold my gaze.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • ♪♪

  • -[ Laughs ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -I can't -- I can't, though.

  • -Okay, go. -I like them that way.

  • -I can't do that.

  • -Okay, here we go, my turn. -Yeah.

  • -Here we go.

  • ♪♪

  • [ Laughter ]

  • ♪♪

  • ♪♪

  • I -- I don't remember where I parked my car.

  • Oh, I remember now. I parked it in Europe.

  • Please, hold my gaze.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • ♪♪

  • [ Chuckling ] I'm the worst. I'm laughing at myself.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • I am the worst. All right.

  • -You can do this. You can do this.

  • -This one I'm not doing. -Okay.

  • -I'm not going to smile. I won't break.

  • -All right, all right. -Whew. I can't look at you.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -My favorite "Game of Thrones" episode was the one where --

  • [ Chuckles ]

  • where Steve got hit by a school bus.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Jimmy, do hold my gaze.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • ♪♪

  • -It was the episode where Steve got hit by a school bus?

  • -The very best.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -That was your favorite -- I don't think you were watching

  • "Game of Thrones."

  • All right, for our final round,

  • this time I will read a category

  • and we'll have to name as many things in that category

  • as we can... -Uh-huh.

  • -...while saying, "hold my gaze" after each one.

  • -Okay, cool.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I hope I know what the category is.

  • -Here we go. We're about to find out.

  • -I don't know a lot of stuff. -Ready?

  • -Okay, let's go. -Here we go.

  • You go first. Types of bagels.

  • ♪♪

  • -Onion. Hold my gaze.

  • ♪♪

  • ♪♪

  • -Egg.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Hold my gaze.

  • -Everythang.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Hold my gaze.

  • -Sesame.

  • Hold my gaze.

  • [ Laughs ]

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • "Sesami!"

  • Kate McKinnon, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ]

  • All episodes of "Heads Will Roll"

  • are available Thursday on Audible.

-♪ Hold my gaze

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Hold My Gaze with Kate McKinnon

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/03
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