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-I also quickly want to mention your best-selling book.
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-Yes! Thank you. -It's some poems.
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-It's called "Dumpty." And...
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-And Look at this -- New York Times Best Seller.
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-Best Seller.
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That's what I'm talking about, baby!
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♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ]
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-Whoa!
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-It's really -- It's a great book.
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It's very funny.
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And you also do all the illustrations yourself.
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-That's right, including the nice portrait of our man.
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-Yeah. What made you want to write this book?
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-You know, it was the last thing I wanted to do.
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I performed a parody of a Gilbert and Sullivan song
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in a New York Public Theater gala,
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rewriting all the lyrics.
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Instead of "I am the very model of a modern major general,"
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I made it "ex-lieutenant general"
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and did it in the character of Michael T. Flynn.
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And it absolutely kills. -Yes.
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-And I thought, "Wait a minute." -There's something here.
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-"There's something in this."
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It's much easier to make a punch line work if it rhymes.
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-Yeah. That's good. -There you are.
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Best-selling poet.
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Who ever dreamed? -Right?
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A best-selling poet. This is it.
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And I like your introduction, too,
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'cause you were saying like,
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"Look, if you're a fan of this guy, just read on."
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-Yeah. Right.
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-Yeah, it's just -- The way you do it is very graceful.
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And then the first poem is "Trumpty Dumpty."
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"Trumpty Dumpty wanted a wall.
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To stir up a rabid, political brawl."
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It's unbelievable.
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"Trumpty Dumpty kept insisting.
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More and more citizens started resisting.
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Sadly, there won't be an to end this tale.
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At least until reasonable people prevail."
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It was very -- [ Cheers and applause ]
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Good for you.
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-Well, you know, it became a history book
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as soon as I finished the last poem,
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because events move so fast.
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It's all about people who have long, long since left the scene.
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They've all been fired or stormed off.
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-Yeah.
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-Who remembers Tom Price and Harold Bornstein?
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-Yeah. It's interesting, right? -Yeah.
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-It's all changing so fast.
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I do want to show a clip,
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'cause I want everyone to see a clip from "Bombshell."
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This is the movie that John is in,
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but you won't recognize him, because he's just amazing.
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Anyway, here's John Lithgow in "Bombshell."
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Take a look at this.
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-The accusations against Roger Ailes...
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-I have never run a god[bleep] Dairy Queen.
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You don't get to go and get whatever you want.
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Everybody on my shows knows the meaning of decency.
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And I do mean everybody.
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A TV outfit needs tough, confident women.
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Do I push them? You bet your ass I do!
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But have I ever demanded sex during a casting session?
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I defy you to find any evidence that a single part
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of what these women are saying is true.
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Get ready. More will come.
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We need to let Rupert know what it means if I lose.
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Gretchen Carlson can kill Fox News.
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This is a fight for your jobs.
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If I go, you go!
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-Yes! That is how you do it!
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That is how you do it! John Lithgow, everybody!